Cash.

Cash || 27 || Freddy "terror is the first thing you feel when cash makes an appearance. he is devastatingly handsome and he knows how to work a room, leaving you feeling like you’ve just been given the best compliments and worst insults of your life all at the same time."

[cash-everett]

How many Deacon Falls residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[sexysloane-blog]

So, does that mean that you’re insane?

[cash-everett]

May or may not be. What's it to you?

[cash-everett]

How many Deacon Falls residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[thepointyoulack-deactivated2013]

You know like… screw in a lightbulb. As in screwing inside of a lightbulb…

My genius is lost on these people. 

[cash-everett]

OH. Fuck. I may or may not be moderately intoxicated right now. My brain is half gone.

[cash-everett]

How many Deacon Falls residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[sexysloane-blog]

You’re just not funny.

[cash-everett]

I realize.

Funny is overrated. Insanity is better.

[cash-everett]

How many Deacon Falls residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[thepointyoulack-deactivated2013]

Two. 

They just need a pretty big lightbulb. 

[cash-everett]

...Uh huh. 

[cash-everett]

How many Deacon Falls residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[sexysloane-blog]

Punny. 

[cash-everett]

Aw. Did I hit a soft spot, pretty?

[cash-everett]

How many Deacon Falls residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Impossible. They all die before they get the chance. 

[donnastroys-deactivated20160720]

[cash-everett]

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Motherfucker…

I’m sexy as fuck. 

[resurrectionrpg-deactivated2014]

Name: Cash Everett

Age: 27

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy Krueger

FC: Jared Padalecki

Status: Taken

Villain

Terror is the first thing you feel when Cash makes an appearance. He is devastatingly handsome and he knows how to work a room, leaving you feeling like you’ve just been given the best compliments and worst insults of your life all at the same time. His way with words and ability to charm anyone’s pants off is how he’s able to go from place to place almost unnoticed and do as he pleases. He was fifteen when he came to Deacon Falls and he isn’t quite sure why he settled into the town. It wasn’t the nicest place or the biggest place, but there was something about it that made him want to stay. There was an allure to the place that drew him in and he didn’t want to leave. As he grew up, he made friends in the small town, but he also made many enemies. It seemed that people didn’t like the way he strutted around and acted like he owned the place; like he was better than everyone else. 

Freddy is introduced in A Nightmare on Elm Street as a child killer who is set on fire by the parents of his victims. While his physical form dies, his spirit lives on in the minds of a group of teenagers living in his old neighborhood, who he preys on by entering their dreams and killing them. He is apparently destroyed at the end of the film by protagonist Nancy Thompson, but the last scene reveals that he had survived. He went on to antagonize the teenage protagonists of the next five films in the series. After a hiatus, Kreuger was brought back in Wes Craven’s New Nightmare by Wes Craven, who had not worked on the film series since the third film, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. In 2003, Freddy battled fellow horror icon Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th film series in the theatrical release Freddy vs. Jason, a film which officially resurrected both characters from their respective deaths and subsequently sent them to Hell. The ending of the film is left ambiguous as to whether or not Freddy is actually dead; despite being decapitated, he winks at the viewers. A sequel featuring Ash Williams from The Evil Dead franchise was planned, but never materialized on-screen. It was later turned into Dynamite Entertainment’s comic book series Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

Speaking of enemies, when Cash wanted someone to disappear, he usually got his way. He had a problem with several of the people in town, but never with the ladies. He was quite the charmer and had always been that way. There were girls all over that thought he was adorable, that didn’t see the bad in him, and acted as though he were sent from heaven to make all of their dreams come true. Cash never saw it that way, though. He didn’t think that he owed it to anyone to make their dreams come true when he could just make his own come true. He did as he pleased and nothing could stop him. He wasn’t on good terms with any of the members of the Deacon Falls Police Force and any time a crime was committed in the sleepy town, he was the first person they turned to, even if he had a solid alibi for the crime in question.

[cash-everett]

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[littlelyinglevine-blog]

There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

[littlelyinglevine-blog]

Ew. No offense, but your job sounds totally lame.

[cash-everett]

Oh, but it can be so much fun. 

[littlelyinglevine-blog]

There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

[littlelyinglevine-blog]

Why do people complain to you so much? Is it like your job or something?

[cash-everett]

Both unfortunately, and fortunately, yes. 

[littlelyinglevine-blog]

There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

[littlelyinglevine-blog]

Well, you should probably avoid high schools then, if you don’t want to think about ‘people so young’ doing it.

[cash-everett]

I have to listen to teenagers and parents talk/complain about it on a daily basis, being near a high school would hardly make a difference in how often I have to think about it.

[sammyssoul-deactivated20140405]

[armyofqueens]

[littlelyinglevine-blog]

There's nothing on TV, nothing to do outside.

[littlelyinglevine-blog]

I get in fights a lot, I hate teachers, I like to get other people in trouble. The list goes on.

[cash-everett]

I feel like that's pretty much every teenager. Every one I've had in my office's backstory is basically like that. I say if you're not getting in trouble with the law, drinking, doing drugs, having sex, you're not a bad kid. I guess having sex doesn't make you a bad person ever, but it's a little disturbing when you know people so young are going at it. Anyway.

[sweet-oblivion-open-your-ar-blog]

“Would you like me to read you a riveting story about the advanced theories of quantum physics?”

[cash-everett]

I'd rather not listen to you go on about quantum theories but enlighten me as to why you're studying such things in public.