Nerdgasms

69 steps to prove it's all about the angles!

[tonberrykitten]

Cute snack ideas for little outings!

[xpastle-dreamsx]

[cwote]

It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 

[theshunbun]

Governor waffles and co. reporting in~

[earth]

[introvertunites]

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[chibird]

In case you haven’t heard this recently, our little ghost friend wants to thank you just for being you. :D Keep being the lovely person you are! 

[introvertunites]

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[littleprincesspokegasms]

me seeing a pretty girl

my insecure side: wow... that girl is so much prettier than you'll ever be

my gay side: holy shit!!!! holy shit!!! holy shit!!! hoooly shit!!!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

them: whats that?

me: remorse code

them: im even angrier at u now

[nightgaunts-deactivated20161212]

[earth]

[outofcontextdnd]

How much XP do we get for breaking up an orgy?

(via outofcontextdnd)

Not as much as you would have gotten for joining it?

(via geekgirlsmash)

[kues]

[offtheocean-deactivated20191127]

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.

At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

It’s okay to live a life others don’t understand.

Jenna Woginrich  (via thatkindofwoman)

[introvertunites]

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