Little Red

You may not have my name, but you may refer to me as Little Red Riding Hood. (she/her for Little Red. she may be mature, but she is physically 12. mod is @antfarmingantfarms)

[slender-statistician]

Best Slenderblog Poll Round One Poll Thirteen

evil-slenderman

littleredslenderhood

Voting ended onNov 27, 2024

@evil-slenderman @littleredslenderhood

[mesopelagic]

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

celebrate a good old-fashioned Halloween with the very important traditions of:

lighting candles in jack o'lanterns (to keep away the fairies)

roasting s'mores on bonfires (to keep away the fairies)

bobbing for apples, fortunetelling, ouija boards, and other assorted divination rituals (to forewarn those doomed to be kidnapped by fairies)

haunted houses (to preach against the dangers that lurk across the veil in the otherworld, home of the fairies)

community effort to stuff kids full of candy (that if whisked away (by the fairies) they might resist the temptation (of strange fae foods) long enough to escape)

disguising your face and identity in elaborate costumes (to keep away the FUCKING FAIRIES)

[littleredslenderhood]

Red like blood

I've seen a lot of that.

Like when my dad got kicked by a horse when I was seven. He died a day later.

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[slendercreature]

It is my forest, yes. Do you like it?

[littleredslenderhood]

No.

It's really easy to get lost and the wolves here are too big.

You should do something about the wolves.

[slendercreature]

They're Cal's friends.

[littleredslenderhood]

His friends tried to eat me.

[slendercreature]

Of course they did. They're wolves.

[littleredslenderhood]

I don't like wolves.

I hate them, actually.

He should get better friends.

[slendercreature]

You do realize he is a werewolf?

[littleredslenderhood]

What.

[slendercreature]

Cal.

[littleredslenderhood]

No, I know who you're talking about! I'm not an idiot!

BUT NO ONE TOLD ME HE WAS A WEREWOLF!!!

[slendercreature]

He is.

An idiot one.

[littleredslenderhood]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!

[slendercreature]

You didn't ask.

[littleredslenderhood]

WHY WOULD I THINK YOU ASK?!?! I DON'T JUST GO AROUND THINKING "HMM, I WONDER IF ANYONE HERE'S A WEREWOLF," BECAUSE I WOULDN'T NEED TO ASK!!!! I COULD JUST SMELL THEM!!!!! BUT I HADN'T SMELLED ANY WEREWOLF AROUND HERE at least not yet SO I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE!!!!!

[slendercreature]

You are safe. You are safe so long as you are under my protection.

Besides, Cal is harmless unless you're a deer.

[littleredslenderhood]

BUT HE'S A WEREWOLF!! HE IS ANYTHING BUT HARMLESS!!!!!!

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[slendercreature]

It is my forest, yes. Do you like it?

[littleredslenderhood]

No.

It's really easy to get lost and the wolves here are too big.

You should do something about the wolves.

[slendercreature]

They're Cal's friends.

[littleredslenderhood]

His friends tried to eat me.

[slendercreature]

Of course they did. They're wolves.

[littleredslenderhood]

I don't like wolves.

I hate them, actually.

He should get better friends.

[slendercreature]

You do realize he is a werewolf?

[littleredslenderhood]

What.

[slendercreature]

Cal.

[littleredslenderhood]

No, I know who you're talking about! I'm not an idiot!

BUT NO ONE TOLD ME HE WAS A WEREWOLF!!!

[slendercreature]

He is.

An idiot one.

[littleredslenderhood]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!

[slendercreature]

You didn't ask.

[littleredslenderhood]

WHY WOULD I THINK YOU ASK?!?! I DON'T JUST GO AROUND THINKING "HMM, I WONDER IF ANYONE HERE'S A WEREWOLF," BECAUSE I WOULDN'T NEED TO ASK!!!! I COULD JUST SMELL THEM!!!!! BUT I HADN'T SMELLED ANY WEREWOLF AROUND HERE at least not yet SO I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE!!!!!

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[slendercreature]

It is my forest, yes. Do you like it?

[littleredslenderhood]

No.

It's really easy to get lost and the wolves here are too big.

You should do something about the wolves.

[slendercreature]

They're Cal's friends.

[littleredslenderhood]

His friends tried to eat me.

[slendercreature]

Of course they did. They're wolves.

[littleredslenderhood]

I don't like wolves.

I hate them, actually.

He should get better friends.

[slendercreature]

You do realize he is a werewolf?

[littleredslenderhood]

What.

[slendercreature]

Cal.

[littleredslenderhood]

No, I know who you're talking about! I'm not an idiot!

BUT NO ONE TOLD ME HE WAS A WEREWOLF!!!

[slendercreature]

He is.

An idiot one.

[littleredslenderhood]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[slendercreature]

It is my forest, yes. Do you like it?

[littleredslenderhood]

No.

It's really easy to get lost and the wolves here are too big.

You should do something about the wolves.

[slendercreature]

They're Cal's friends.

[littleredslenderhood]

His friends tried to eat me.

[slendercreature]

Of course they did. They're wolves.

[littleredslenderhood]

I don't like wolves.

I hate them, actually.

He should get better friends.

[slendercreature]

You do realize he is a werewolf?

[littleredslenderhood]

What.

[slendercreature]

Cal.

[littleredslenderhood]

No, I know who you're talking about! I'm not an idiot!

BUT NO ONE TOLD ME HE WAS A WEREWOLF!!!

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[slendercreature]

It is my forest, yes. Do you like it?

[littleredslenderhood]

No.

It's really easy to get lost and the wolves here are too big.

You should do something about the wolves.

[slendercreature]

They're Cal's friends.

[littleredslenderhood]

His friends tried to eat me.

[slendercreature]

Of course they did. They're wolves.

[littleredslenderhood]

I don't like wolves.

I hate them, actually.

He should get better friends.

[slendercreature]

You do realize he is a werewolf?

[littleredslenderhood]

What.

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[slendercreature]

It is my forest, yes. Do you like it?

[littleredslenderhood]

No.

It's really easy to get lost and the wolves here are too big.

You should do something about the wolves.

[slendercreature]

They're Cal's friends.

[littleredslenderhood]

His friends tried to eat me.

[slendercreature]

Of course they did. They're wolves.

[littleredslenderhood]

I don't like wolves.

I hate them, actually.

He should get better friends.

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[slendercreature]

It is my forest, yes. Do you like it?

[littleredslenderhood]

No.

It's really easy to get lost and the wolves here are too big.

You should do something about the wolves.

[slendercreature]

They're Cal's friends.

[littleredslenderhood]

His friends tried to eat me.

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[slendercreature]

It is my forest, yes. Do you like it?

[littleredslenderhood]

No.

It's really easy to get lost and the wolves here are too big.

You should do something about the wolves.

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[slendercreature]

Little Red?

[littleredslenderhood]

*startled bark*

Ah- *ahem* Hello there, Creature. Funny seeing you here. Even though I'm pretty sure this is your forest.

[littleredslenderhood]

I think I'm lost.

[littleredslenderhood]

Everything looks the same here...

[unlinked08-deactivated20260331]

R U OK !!

[littleredslenderhood]

AH- Eh-

...Yeah. I guess so. Where did you even...?

[unlinked08-deactivated20260331]

what's goin onnnn :3

[littleredslenderhood]

Nothing. Everything is fine. Just a little turned around.

[unlinked08-deactivated20260331]

ok have fun

[littleredslenderhood]

Yeah. Sure. I will. Even though there's nothing "fun" about this...

[littleredslenderhood]

Everything looks the same here...

[unlinked08-deactivated20260331]

R U OK !!

[littleredslenderhood]

AH- Eh-

...Yeah. I guess so. Where did you even...?

[unlinked08-deactivated20260331]

what's goin onnnn :3

[littleredslenderhood]

Nothing. Everything is fine. Just a little turned around.

[littleredslenderhood]

Everything looks the same here...

[unlinked08-deactivated20260331]

R U OK !!

[littleredslenderhood]

AH- Eh-

...Yeah. I guess so. Where did you even...?