Untitled Piece Of Randomness

I'm Not Sorry

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[littleshiro2]

Tfw a fic updates while you're in the middle of (re)reading it

[jaubaius]

Source

[ottermatopoeia]

Unrestrained summer fun

[littleshiro2]

Mandated swing time

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[mortuacarne-deactivated20240723]

MIKU MIKU BEAM 🌟🌟

[mortuacarne-deactivated20240723]

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[madlori]

and here we all are, still

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

[littleshiro2]

Rare post but also important, gotta make sure I'm not crazy here

[lichpire]

This is one of the funniest things in this entire manga.

[catchymemes]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Okay fine it couldn't be done

[death-420]

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[nukaposting]

[littleshiro2]

Zazie the Beast 🤝 Jane Prentiss

Worm

[petralkaaz]

trigun stampede is so realistic cuz the final big battle is between two brothers who are kicking and screaming and biting each other over a cube and they decimate an entire city. this is exactly how sibling fights go speaking from experience

[faustandfurious]

One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.

[faustandfurious]

My pronouns are I/me and the rest is for someone else to deal with because I have better things to do.

[faustandfurious]

Very fond of macrolabels, like “queer”, that provide zero extra information. Is it genderqueer? Is it romantic/sexual orientation queer? Is it queer as in “none of your fucking business what’s in my pants and what I do with it and with whom”?

[randomslasher]

This is actually probably the first time I’ve ever read something that accurately describes my relationship with gender--ie, ‘my gender is me and my pronouns are a you problem’--so thank you for that!

[ober-affen-geil]

#you cannot gender me in a way that matters

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

My god what have you people DONE

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

this was not the plan.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]