~littlestbop~

most flaky fan ever | current fave Oner Idol Producer | WJSN Oh My Girl Infinite VIXX Stray Kids Dreamcatcher JBJ

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yue yue: see ling chao? this is what happens when you cheat

ling chao: that was incredible! cheating is amazing!

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bufan: no one blackmails our leader but us!

ling chao: yeah! messing with yue yue is a privilege not a right!

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yue yue: [reading ling chaos text to bufan] 'your 3 is grass'. i dont get it

ziyang: oh 'your ass is grass'

yue yue: thats not funny

ziyang: i didnt say it was funny i said i figured it out

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xinchun: heres what well do. ill do the performing and you just stand there and nod

dinghao: and entertain the crap out of the audience. got it

xinchun: no not that

dinghao: blow their minds. got it

xinchun: NO!

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ling chao: so you wont be going to get revenge then?

yue yue: no

ling chao: then i guess you wont be needing your credit card which ive carved into a ninja star

yue yue: wait you carved my credit card?

ling chao: into a ninja star!

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ling chao: is it weird that my feelings are hurt no ones found any dirt on me yet?

ling chao: hello!! i drove a riding lawnmower through a nordstrom! theres video...that i took...

ling chao: on the internet!!

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bufan being sneaky: this will mean "it is on tonight" *winks in an extremely suggestive way*

yue yue: ...yes that is what it usually means

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yue yue: youre 20 minutes late i almost left!

bufan: okay i was uhh dropping my niece off

yue yue: ...whats your nieces name?

bufan: torple

bufan: what? i dont know! thats not a name

bufan: i dont have a niece

bufan: ...my nieces name is stephanie?

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me: knows it's 1-er (won-er)

also me: o-ner (owner)

also me, an intellectual: hehe boner

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yue yue: i see a sandwich truck

bufan: where?

yue yue: at 4 oclock

bufan: 4 oclock? im hungry now!

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ziyang: what did i tell you about snooping?

ling chao: that there should always be a lookout

ziyang: good! go wait in the hall

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donghan: (hugs longguo)

longguo: stop.. why do you always have to do that?

donghan: im showing my affection

longguo: youre dry humping me

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realestate agent: i think you guys would be very happy here

donghan: oh no were not together. were not a couple

donghan: were DEFinitely not a couple

sanggyun: wow you seem pretty insulted by that

sanggyun: what im not good enough for you?

donghan: we are not having this conversation again

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taehyun: we saved our best idea for last!

kenta: if its our best idea why did we leave it for last?

taehyun: because we didnt know it was the best idea until the other ideas turned out to be terrible

kenta: thats stupid

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kenta: what i hear when im being yelled at is people caring loudly at me

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sanggyun: ill bet my reputation on it!

donghan: sorry theres a five dollar minimum

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donghan: perhaps you will melt when i read you this poem

'i love you more than words can say

from your head down to your toes

i am lost for words to show my love

so please accept this rose'

donghan: (hands kenta a fish wrapped in newspaper)

kenta: ..that is a dead cod

donghan: roses are out of season