Holmes And The Small One.

Johnlock prompts only! 🖤

[sherlocks-mind]

When Robert Downey JR is the only person that likes your tweet…….. you guys I called him Robert like we knew each other!!! what have I done??!???

(I know that’s not actually his Twitter but I was trying to figure out how to tel you lot that I have Twitter) *In the distance* follow me on Twitter sherlocksmind1

[littlestsherlock-blog]

[ao3feed-johnlock-deactivated202]

Pardon?

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2pXjDf2

by Missy_Moo

Sherlock gets a new flat mate and for some reason he keeps stealing his jumpers.

Lead up to John and Sherlock’s first date.

Part 2 Of The Manners Series.

Words: 4207, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Manners.

Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mrs Hudson, Molly Hooper, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes, Harry Watson, Clara

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson

Additional Tags: Omega Sherlock, Alpha John, soft sherlock, Innocent Sherlock, Shy Sherlock, BAMF John, Sweet, Fluff, Meeting, meet cute, lead up, Mentions of Mary, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Sherlock - Freeform, Sherlock Holmes - Freeform, heat - Freeform, Angry John, Confused Sherlock

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2pXjDf2

[littlestsherlock-blog]

John and Sherlock meet. The lead up to their first date. Omega Sherlock/Alpha John Prequel to Please.

[b0rndead-buriedalive]

Have I Told You Enough // Moose Blood

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[benedictc]

Daily Benedict Edit 26/365

[anindoorkitty]

[notmydate]

What a difference a couple of years makes.

[notmydate]

Martin Freeman | Dressing gowns

[roadswewalk]

Martin Freeman + dressing gowns

[biancabaumann]

″It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses.“

- George Eliot

[flowers-and-chocolate]

how this bitch phoned the ambulance

[dread-pirate-redbeard-deactivat]

MAGNUSSEN CALLED EMERGENCY SERVICES AGRA STANS LITERALLY HAVE NO DEFENSE ANYMORE

[minorheartattack]

It hurts that Sherlock doesn’t know and told John Mary called them

[flowers-and-chocolate]

yo

sherlock knows it

sherlock cannot not know it

sherlock was looking directly at it

sherlock lied

[jupitereyed]

I have been like 98% convinced he was the one who texted/dialed since the moment I saw this scene

[emjayelle]

aesthetic | work: the beekeeper

[thescotlandyard]

Visit Original Link

Martin Freeman voicing commercials.

Hard core voice porn ahead. NSFW. You have been warned.

[love-in-mind-palace]

Please…listen…with…headphones…

[archivesandcyanide]

The Great Game: Humorous Summary

[shiplocks-of-love]

Sherlock: FUCK EVERYTHING THE WALL DESERVES MY RAGE AND MY BULLETS

John: sherlOCK WHAT THE FUCK

Mrs Hudson: lover’s tiff?

John: FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE AND ALREADY THE GAY JOKES

John: I HATE YOU BOTH

John: FUCK THIS I’M OUT TO BE HETEROSEXUAL WITH MY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND

Sherlock: lol

Wall: :)

Bomb: explodes

-LATER-

John: HOLY I got here as soon as I could Sherlock are you okay Sherlock?

Sherlock: nonchalance

Mycroft: hey gurl just trying to talk my bro into a case

Sherlock: don’t call me bro get out of my face you smell fat

-LATER AGAIN-

Lestrade: found you some fanmail also John’s blog is hilarious and we all read it

Sally: Someone in the office has been posting anonymous fanfiction for it on the staff bulletin-

Lestrade: SO SHERLOCK THIS PHONE HMM THIS PHONE

-SHOES-

Sherlock: SOMETHING IS AFOOT

John: oh you did not just -

Woman: Hello this is your mysterious antagonist. Just thought I’d let you know I’VE STRAPPED A BOMB TO A CIVILIAN AND YOU’RE ON THE CLOCK TO SOLVE A COLD CASE, HAVE FUN BABES.

-LAB-

Molly: SHERLOCK MEET MY BOYFRIEND

Molly: I HAVE BOYFRIEND

Molly: SO THERE

Sherlock: What a flaming homosexual

Molly: you asshole

John: Dick move

Sherlock: ooh John deduce the amount of fucks I give

John:

Sherlock:

John: shoes

Sherlock: aw you are adorable, now let me do the actual deducing YUP SOLVED IT BITCHES

-MORE CASES-

-MEANWHILE-

John: So Mycroft, Sherlock sent me to help because he’s basically a dick who exists under the delusion that I’m his personal lackey

Mycroft: Okay, I trust you more than my Secret Service anyway

John: INVESTIGATING

Sherlock: YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU TRY TO DO THAT

John: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN LONDON GOES TO

John: I can’t believe you there are LIVES AT STAKE

Sherlock: Do I need to get out my violin?

John: JDFKOEFIDNFDKDIFD

Sherlock: Well there’s no need to get testy

-LATER-

John: Right I’m going out

Sherlock: Cool I’ll get the groceries

John: -and in hindsight I probably should have realised then that something was amiss-

-AT THE POOL-

Sherlock: I HAVE THE USB BITCH I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN

John: well butter my rump and call me toast

Sherlock: wh

Sherlock: John?

John: bomb vest

Sherlock: okay shit just got personal

Moriarty: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T TEXT PEOPLE BACK

Sherlock: You’re too Irish to be scary

Moriarty: I WILL SODOMISE AND FACE-FUCK YOU

Sherlock: ok I don’t like this game any more

John: I’LL HOLD HIM DOWN, RUN MY LOVE

Sherlock:

Moriarty:

John:

John: I meant Sherlock. Sherlock is the thing I meant.

Moriarty: CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR

LASER LIGHTS OF DEATH

Sherlock: well fuck

Moriarty: loolz bye sexyface catch you later

Sherlock: -be smooth, be smooth-

Sherlock: JOHN U OK

John: I’m fine

Sherlock: ARE YOU ALRIGHT

John: Sherlock, just - you’re unclothing me what am I awake

Sherlock: sliding the bomb away

John: oh right well that was embarrassing perhaps I shouldn’t have tilted my head back like that

Both: nervous giggling

Moriarty: LOL JOKES I’M BACK. AND I’M GONNA KILL YA.

Moriarty: SURPRISE

Sherlock: then I shall sHOOT THE BOMB

Moriarty: deathstare

Sherlock: deathstare

Lasers: deathstare

John: hoooly fuck.

Steven Moffat: yes

Steven Moffat: do you like this?

Steven Moffat: are you invested?

Steven Moffat: ready?

Steven Moffat: CLIFFHANGER

Mark Gatiss: haha greatest

*Crying* *dead*

[heartsandmouths]

This is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[refinery29]

One Haunting Video Shows “Beauty Through The Decades” In New Light

Karolina Żebrowska’s “Beauty Through The Ages” video shows not only on the glamorized versions of women but also the real, middle and lower class women as they lived in the past century.

READ MORE

GIFS VIA.

[silvermarmoset]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU.

[silvermarmoset]

Reblogging again because this is the ONLY “fashion through time” video that does it right. All the others glamorize/modernize the eras WAY too much, esp. considering they’re claiming historical accuracy. This is the only one that truly nails it.