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In the category of weird shit people say about my hair

#disabledaccount

People in Harlem drivin around in the most done up minivans I've seen. Soccer moms where you at

#soccermom #honda #odessey

catasters

girlsjustwannahavefawn-deactiva

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

kireinahana

Nevermind this is it

My 72 inches

Walking up the subway steps this dude asks me: "can I get some inches?" Yeah I'll give you some inches...inches of my long, smooth, hard, p- Palm. I'll give you a high five. If you can reach!

millstreams

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

Oh the foot-penis. Favorite cousin of the jeans-boner

New Columbians

"I'm starting to learn my neighborhoods! This is the upper west side [in Mornigside heights] and that's [points east to Harlem] the upper east side!" Technically wrong on both counts. You'll get there hun.

I have no idea what I can’t. #snapchatsfromlastnight

sarcastic-sanity

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Seems a bit opposed to using too many words. Little brothers man

#littlebrother #lovehim

Walking out of the bathroom I see two guys getting up from the table and looking my direction. As I walk by I overhear "Yeah, so I shaved my - uhhh" (notices me walking by) "balls." Thank you sir for making sure that bit was directly in my ear.

Just one of those times when you think you're casually letting out a silent one but it comes out more than audibly