Caregiver Laughing Jack headcanons
Uses his body as a toy/jungle gym. He's so large and flexible. He can use his long arms to swing you around, lift u up in the air, etc. Gently of course!
He is very strong and loves to carry you around all the time and give you piggy back rides!
Will contort his body if you find it funny and not scary! He likes to relax in odd positions
Clown things! He's very playful, makes you balloon animals, puts face paint on you, juggles, etc.
Lets you help with his makeup! Black lipstick kisses <3
Loves to nuzzle you/your head, is very careful with his pointy nose!
Always has candy with him but makes sure you only eat a healthy amount and brush your teeth!
Cuts his nails often, wanting to keep them short for you but they grow back quickly
Old, old man… hundreds of years
Engages in british tea time culture, but has almost no concept of time, so he will randomly have tea time when he feels like it, which is often because he is always a bit cold and the tea warms him up. Adores playing tea party with you!
He loves clingy regressors, being clingy himself. (due to abandonment issues and just being alone for years)
He doesn't need to eat, so he had to learn to cook for you! likes tasting the food he makes you, its all new for him. Also loves feeding you!
Bird coded: Likes collecting, especially shiny things, and loves when you gift things to him. Will shake to dry off. Likes nesting, surrounding you with soft things and himself.
Petnames (anything sweet): sweetie, sweetheart, gum drop, luv, dear/dearest, darling, beloved, lovebird, duck/duckie, sugar/sugarpie, poppet, snookums, sweetums, sweetling, lad/laddie, lass/lassy, kiddo/kiddie, hun/honey, jellybean, gummy bear, muffin, cupcake, sweetpea, baby cakes, sugar plum
I think he's papa coded, or pops/poppy/pappy (i think mister could be good for him too)
Uses some old timey words/phrases: "tuckered out", calls eyes "peepers", calls hands "mitts", etc.
Loves singing to you! nursery rhymes especially
Lets you brush/style/play with his hair
Loves friendship bracelets, will never take it off
i will continue to update this btw! if i think of anything else <3