Liv

Lvl 22 They/Her Cosplayer, MultiShipper 🏳️‍🌈

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Walter VI: *screams suddenly*

Hatchworth: What was that?!

Walter VI: I just thought about my anxieties, and it’s like my mind-hand touched a hot memory-stove.

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Rabbit: Dating tip: hold the door open for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other potential suitors. Establish Dominance.

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Rabbit: Quick, Pappy's asleep, say bad words!

The Spine, deadpan: Tax Evasion.

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The Spine, to a pretty girl: Do you like cats?

Pretty girl: I love them.

The Spine, trying to impress her: *pushes her drink off the table*

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Zer0: Should I get the humans chocolate or donuts?

The Spine: Knock yourself out.

Zer0: "Knock yourself out" starts with a 'c' so I'm getting chocolate.

The Spine: KNOCK YOURSELF OUT STARTS WITH A C?

[catchymemes]

[liv-delano97]

New definition of Turn Back the Clock...

[passports-pls-archive]

It took me a few listens but i can confirm that eat your heart is a BOP

[liv-delano97]

Ever had a crush on someone that everything in the universe is telling you it’s wrong but you still over here heart eyesing in shame.. because like me rn 😔

[justcatposts]

So violent

[grelleswife]

Grelle/Reader: The Necklace

On February 17, 2007, Miss Grelle Sutcliff made her debut in Chapter 6 of the Kuroshitsuji manga (”That Butler, Activated”). Since her canonical birthday is unknown, I thought I’d follow the fandom practice of celebrating her birthday today. I got a request for a Grelle/fem!Reader piece a while back for Femslash February, and this little snippet was born. Slight mature content, though it’s mainly restricted to kissing.

AO3 link here!

[silvercrystal]

[okay-j-hannah]

Under the Influence

Smosh

Damien x Reader

Word Count: 2751

Warnings: Just the most drunk Damien… which I don’t believe would ever happen, but on dire situations like this 😂

Request: “Hey, I wanted to request a Damien x reader with the prompts 4 and 47 if that’s okay, thank you sm in advance if you write it !!” - @star-mum

Prompts: 

4. “I remember kissing you. Why do I remember kissing you?”

47. “You didn’t seriously…?” “Yep.”“You just…?” “Yep.” “Does that mean…?” “Quite possibly.”

A/N: Why did it have to be that the one time Damien decides to kiss you he ends up being drunk?

Damien brushed her shoulder by accident as he walked past, his face low and sulking. He didn’t even acknowledge it as he went on to the rest of the party.

(Y/N) leaned against the bar, biting a fingertip as she watched him leave, “What am I going to do with him?”

“You could go give him a hug and tell him you’re not dating Anthony,” Mari threw down another shot glass and twirled her finger at the bartender for another. “At least before he gets himself drunk.”

(Y/N) gave her an immensely confused expression, “Is that what he thinks?”

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[thosedamnsmoshkids]

IM LIVING

[iiloveyouironically]

honestly, i would die for her

gorgeous with the voice of an angel that i could listen to all day long

also Damien

💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖

[thosedamnsmoshkids]

y’all he went OFF

[lovelyhaas]

blue boy 💙

[magic-mister]

Damien is too pure for this world, we must protect our little angel. We all want him but the only person in the world who deserves him is shayne freaking topp.