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rohie-deactivated20191102

2 AM laying in bed thinking about everything i’ve ever done

section8babe

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

wifedad

Why is this vaguely threatening

abowles

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

cottonvibes

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

pukicho

Wish I was the hulk

worldsweeper-deactivated2019091

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

awwww-cute

kristina100000

you ever wash your hands after using the bathroom to flex on straight men

fanonical

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

fanonical

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

jhasablogagain-blog

Nathan for You S03E07

cosmicrew

babydreamgirl-deactivated201902

I’m about to scream

arael

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threebigolsausages-deactivated2

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031

tonightweredrinkingfromthebong

hey just got this sent to me unironically andim losing my fucking mind

honeywheats

do you see this shit? do you fucking see it? take a long look; a gander if you will. feast your eyes on the simple beauty of this extraordinary lady. her rotund form… her fuzzy exterior… her kind aura… have you ever seen such magnificence? such benevolent energy within an inanimate object?