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luxwing

Video game: (has main character that travels the world alone)

My fuck brain five minutes in: but what if they had a friend

luxwing

tanks-a-lot

why are sun bears like…that?

captain-price-official

like what

tanks-a-lot

captain-price-official

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

omgsamchap

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.

theentiregdtime

my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”

alisonzai

inkskinned

the illusion was always that we just had to do it. just “do” the homework. the meal prep. the college application. just write the email, send the homework, follow up with that interview, clean your room. these are easy things, one-click things, two-hours-max things. we had so many people in our lives shout it at us. “why didn’t you just do it!”

often my answer was a soft i don’t know. an i-got-tired when actually it was more like - i couldn’t. i just couldn’t. it feels like everything is covered in snow. don’t you know that i’m mad at myself too? i want this stuff just as much as you do. i want to live in a clean house with good food and have an okay job and know i’m not disappointing the people i’m coming home to. i don’t like missing opportunities and having to scramble in a panic about last-minute things.

i’m a fully grown adult. she is posing for a pic on insta. if you want a life like this, go out and get it. it’s 2pm and i haven’t eaten breakfast. i am staring at the space where i should be working.

her video has a laugh. “just do it!”

rslashrats