LiveToTheBeat

[animalrates]

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[dance-world-connecting]

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Most iconic dance audition by Aunt Viv 😍- 👑

[ankle-beez]

this is way too fucking relatable

[lookthroughmylookingglass]

This is a KIDS show?!?

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[jumex]

Facebook: these people have birthdays today Me: they can choke

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[thecarolinebelle]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[halfnasty]

[under-dark-stars-blog]

[lavender-ice]

please.

[freelancervermont]

[livetothebeat]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[justjames]

I know people have lives and replying to my messages isn’t priority but like it would be nice if people did it quicker

[justjames]

It may just be my family and friends but during Halloween in England we have never answered the door to trick or treaters we just close the curtains and turn off all the lights so it is like we are not in. I once went to a friends Halloween party and we were in the dark just so no one disturbed us

[tommyholland]

when you meet someone with the same name as you

[nevaehtyler]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain

[ski-mvsk-mxbbin]

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried.

[theryanproject]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[livetothebeat]

me: oh god how many words have i written

is it a million

is it TWO million

word counter: 409 words

me: LIES