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fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing Iâve ever seen??
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Oh hey itâs back on my dash perfect! I was just thinking of this the other day!
OHOHOHO wow the Korean alphabet is awesome. The people who designed it were geniuses and were obviously incredibly schooled in the morphology and phonology of their language. HNNGGG
ìŹëŹë¶ ëȘšë íê”ìŽ ì°ìžì íê”ìŽ ìąì Â
íê”ìŽ, íêžì 볎멎 ë§šë ì°ëê±°ì§ë§ ëłŒìëĄ,ìžìëĄ ìë»ì..ì°žìŒëĄ êł±ê”Źëâ3ââ„
ă ìŽëšž (ê°ë
ì§± ìŽì íê”ìŽ ì°ìžì ìŹëŹë¶
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ì êž°íêČ ê°ë„Žìčëê”°ì ëłŽêł ì êž°íë€Â
FUN FACT!
IT WASNâT JUST ANY OLD DUDE WHO DECIDED, âHEY I WANT TO CREATE A KOREAN ALPHABET.â
IT WAS KING SEJONG, WHO ORDERED HIS ROYAL SCHOLARS TO CREATE THIS ALPHABET SO READING AND WRITING COULD BE ACCESSIBLE TO EVERYONE, EVEN THE PEASANTS. IT WAS PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO BE EASY TO LEARN.
SO SHOUT OUT TO KING SEJONG, WHO REALIZED BEFORE MANY OTHERS THE IMPORTANCE OF UNIVERSAL LITERACY.
YOU GO KING SEJONG, FOUR FOR YOU KING SEJONG
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Things overheard in my ap classes:
âDude. Iâm going to get so hammered this weekend.â
âI have to read crime and punishment by Monday- Iâll just do it all Sunday night"Â
âIf you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?â âIn a second.â
[A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test] Â âMy morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.â
âWhat class is this?â âAP FIGHT CLUBâ
âWhat if we all just didnât show up for graduation?â
 âIt is my unalienable right to not be here right now. Iâm entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isnât it.âÂ
âIâll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.â âShit, Iâll do it for free if you do my lit homework.â
[1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.]Â âI have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?â
âBut if youâre valedictorian, and sheâs salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then whoâs driving the bus?â
âso. did anyone do the calc homework?â *chorus of noâs*Â âyou know, i donât know why I even asked.â
âmaybe if we all pretend we donât know what weâre doing, heâll move the calculus test.â âHoney, I donât even need to pretend.â
At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job. At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer.Â
At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school. Â At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.
At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter. At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker. At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didnât get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didnât release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career to pursue acting at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didnât get his first movie role until he was 46.
Morgan Freeman landed his first movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow only reached international success when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didnât begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didnât become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You arenât a failure because you havenât found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, itâs okay if you donât even know what your dream is yet. Even if youâre flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where youâll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself youâre too old to make it.Â
Never tell yourself you missed your chance.Â
Never tell yourself that you arenât good enough.Â
You can do it. Whatever it is.Â
We all have that one friendâŠ
Cannot emphasize this enough.
legit. if the studying ever gets you down, remember this.
When in doubt, study like Hermione
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when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit