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âȘhappy christmas to my favourite story of all timeâŹ
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the four horsemen of the apocalypse
this one happened to me today
âmenâs titsâ and âwizardâ are now both certified genres of post on tumblr but i have yet to see anyone dare to combine the two
You clearly havenât seem the same orb posts I have.
they didn't even ban mpreg
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The Matrix actor has some wild ideas about virtual sex that his co-star, Carrie-Anne Moss, ainât into
Askjfsghl what
my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as âbetween a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have childrenâ so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like âyou filed married last yearâ he was like âyou changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kidsâ and they told him âyou know who that law was forâ and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
Chaotic good
NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!
this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work
malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism
Always reblog for malicious compliance
source: sunsetoned
gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane
What about gingers?
i remember when i was at this shitty christian summer camp as a kid they kept giving us salads for lunch and one of the counselors was like âwhoevers in charge of putting salad on the menu every day needs to be taken out back and done like they did ol yellerâ but the admin overheard and made us all hold hands and ask god to forgive her