nothing new here

just some good clean fun

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[clickholeofficial]

A Public Nuisance: Barack Obama Was Kicked Off Of A White House Tour For Shouting, ‘I Already Know That,’ After Everything The Tour Guide Said

It’s been over a month since the end of Barack Obama’s presidency, but it looks like in that time, the former commander-in-chief has found it a bit challenging to adjust to civilian life. Earlier today Barack Obama was kicked off of a White House tour shouting, “I already know that!” after everything the tour guide said.

Yikes! It looks like this former president has become something of a public nuisance.

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[bidoof]

You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[knowwhatimeme]

[snout]

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

[moved-to-lumnch]

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

[snout]

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

[moved-to-lumnch]

Um make your own post?

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

[sharkbus-blog]

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

[noodle-dragon]

lol that’s Pink Floyd

[narciii]

What a great name for a borzoi.

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

proud boy

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

a fellow gamer…

[memewhore]

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

me during a good cry

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

[headkicker-ii-the-final-kick-de]

[paprika]

[mcdungeon]

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

[paprika]