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I, a true Christian (virginal as the Mother Mary) turned off the Superbowl to watch Scott Pilgrim. No premarital sex will be had this sabbath day.

I am not the fool i was when I was younger. I am an entirely different and stupider type of fool

Ringo Starr and that guy who replaced Judas are the same category of person

God gives his hottest readies to his littlest Caesars

I almost had a bfa in graphic design

I don't want to be a woman, I want to be a fiend

By God, i will be grabbing a mockingbird out of the soupy Chattanooga sky by day's end

The next time you slap Rugy Gigglioni remember the shoulders of the giants you stand on

WHY DOES HE SPEAK WHY DOES HE SPEEEEEAK

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