[babyanimalgifs]

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

not to harp on this point but the care with which a girl you’ve known for maybe three weeks will ask you “what’s wrong?” if you look even mildly distressed is more emotional labor than you’d receive from any man over the course of six lunar cycles

if my dad sees me crying, he pretends he’s getting a call so that we don’t have to have an awkward conversation, but a drunk girl who stumbled across me in a public bathroom would literally become my emotional triage nurse

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Me when I’m me: me

[ruinedchildhood]

[lizardfemme]

P sure I've had gastroparesis for the last two years. Can't wait to actually get a diagnosis for this chronic illness. Then maybe everyone will shut the fuck up about how I'm living my life. "Just eat more!" "You're not trying hard enough!" "Wow not hungry?" "Wow, you need to stop exercising, you hardly eat!" I've literally had to change my whole life bc of this. I wear tank tops and dresses as little as possible to avoid comments about how skinny I am. I have a mental battle every day just trying to get the bare minimum of calories. I fight my nausea every day so I don't end up malnourished. I try not to eat in front of people to avoid comments about how long it takes me to eat. I stare at my body every day in the mirror and miss the way I used to look. I can call a bad day at 6 am....But y'all wouldn't know any of that bc you're too busy not fucking trying to understand and just handing out advice to "eat more". Having a diagnosis would change my life.

[lizardfemme]

Me: hey do you mind telling me what corrections you made to this report? I can't seem to find what you did. My boss: oh I changed the formatting of the date. .................

[miridai]

[worldwidememes]

Mood everyday

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[totallynotsarah]

I still love this lol

[olearypoetry]

[djjamesstockdale-deactivated201]

[pizzatacosandbacon]

i’d like to unsubscribe from menstrual cycle monthly.

[lizardfemme]

I GET IT. YOURE ITALIAN. GROW THE FUCK UP.

[lizardfemme]

How many times do you explain that maybe your boyfriend should pretend to care before you eventually lose your mind and go insane? Cause I think I im gettin close to that limit.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” are the same thing except at funerals

[mysharona1987]

When God makes David Lynch guest director for a while.

[wowsohigh]