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Jude Lizowski - 22 - emotionally attached to my skateboard

[lizowskates]

ace-niccals‌:

Laughing at the misunderstanding, Ace decided to just go with it. Slumping against the fence he handed the smoke back to Jude and let out what was in his lungs. “Who woulda thought the first person I ran into would be a cliché stoner.”

“Stoner? Nah dude, it’s pronounced s-ka-8-er. Don’t worry about it dude. A lot of people get that confused.” He took the blunt and got a drag before handing it back. “First guy? Bro you must be new. The island is full of guys.” He pointed to a random guy across the street. “Oh wait. That might be a girl. Like does any type of person count? Or are you looking for guys specifically?”

[lizowskates]

artsandpoppy‌:

lizowskates‌:

“Well most of it’s already made, so you don’t really have to do anything! Just grab a plate!” Setting her trash back down, she headed towards the kitchen waving for Jude to follow her. “I have chocolate chip muffins, scrambled eggs, bacon, french toast, and batter ready that you just have to pour into the waffle maker if you want one of those!” It was a miniature buffet set up on her kitchen counters and Poppy couldn’t help but grin proudly as she showed it off.

“Holy shit brah, that’s a lot. Do you always make breakfast for your party friends?” The last half of the question was asked through crunching bacon. He really liked bacon. “I really like bacon.”

[lizowskates]

ace-niccals‌:

Bumping Jude’s fist, Ace took his joint back and placed it between his lips before speaking through his lips. “’m Ace.” Another long hit, Ace looked at Jude and thought for a moment. “You jus’ smoke, or?”

“Yeah dude we can totally just smoke. I got nothing to do today.” Jude really couldn’t put two and two together that they were asking about his name. He kick flipped his board and rested it against the fence. 

[lizowskates]

artsandpoppy‌:

“It’s okay! I just bunked with my roomie, it happens almost every party,” Poppy reassured with a small shrug. “Oh, yeah if you want! I have a little hangover helper station you can take anything from on the way out or breakfast over in the kitchen if you want to grab something first.” Even though it wasn’t technically her responsibility to take care of the party-goers in the morning, she always felt like it was a nice touch. Plus it gave her an excuse to cook a bunch of greasy breakfast food without any judgement.

“Holy yes man! I will definitely take that.” He walked over and brushed his matted hair back to tie it up. He quickly walked over to the sink and washed his face. He stood back up and smiled. “Alright dudette. Let’s do this. What do I have to do?”

[lizowskates]

ace-niccals‌:

Pausing when the man recognized the strain by one sniff, Ace couldn’t help but smile and nod. “Uh yeah.” He said with a laugh before holding it out for the other to take  hit if they wanted.

His smile grew ginormous and he reached out for the joint. “What dude, you are like seriously my hero man. Haven’t been the good kinda dizzy in a while.” He took a long drag. “Duhuhude. That some good shit dude. I’m Jude.” He held out a fist for a bump.

[ace-niccals]

Walking along the road, stumbling around, Ace lit up a blunt and took a long drawn out hit. Head looking up at the darkening sky, Ace proceeded to walk straight into another person. Letting out the smoke in his lungs in the other persons face, he began to continue to walk along but not before muttering,

       “Watch where you’re going, asshole.”

[lizowskates]

“Whoa. Duhuhude. Sorry man. But you shouldn’t do that stuff to people. Some people are mean and might like punch you or something. Smells great though, what is that like Widow Glass?”

[lizowskates]

theflynnriders‌:

Flynn didn’t have time for some dumbass’s questions. “No,” was all he said at first before realizing that if he didn’t give at least a slightly better explanation to boy was likely to just ask even more questions. “It’s for Rapunzel. And unless you’re seriously interested in helping, I suggest you just keep moving along.” He was starting to lose his patience the longer they went without any sign of the princess.

“Sure dude. Don’t worry you’re curly mop my guy. We’ll find her. What’s your Betty look like?” Jude really did wanna help, especially i the chick was lost. That was no bueno los tacos.

[lizowskates]

artsandpoppy‌:

It wasn’t the first time one of Poppy’s parties lasted throughout the whole night, but it probably would be one of the last. In all honesty, she would have just cancelled the whole event if it weren’t for the fact that so many people had been looking forward to it. But what’s done was done and now she just had to wait for all the kids she had allowed to spend the night to wake up and leave. In the mean time, she was busy cleaning up the main room when a voice caught her off guard. “Oh,” she jumped slightly, turning to see the younger boy holding up a pair of her jeans. She couldn’t help but giggle slightly as she nodded her head. “Yes, they are. You were sleeping in my room so it’d make sense that you’d find a few pieces of my clothing in there.” 

It took Jude a little too long to put one and two together. “Aoooh dude. Is this your place?! I’m sorry for taken up the bed brah.” He stood there awkwardly and looked around. “Uh, I guess I should go then huh?” Jude awkwardly started to make his way to the door.

[lizowskates]

Another pride party, another pretty good night. Jude woke up in a haze and scratched the dried purple/pink paint off his cheek. He pulled the comforter off in the trashed bedroom he found himself in. As he tried to make his way though the maze of crushed up beer cans, shredded clothes. He tripped over someone’s leg as he made his way to the bathroom. When he finally felt like a person again, Jude made his way to the living room. “Oh. Uh. Hey.” He held up a pair of jeans tentatively. “Are these your pants?”

[anyapetrovas]

She wasn’t really supposed to talk to many of the clients, and she definetly wasn’t supposed to be the one checking people in for their appointments, but the front desk lady was out back and all of the other stylists were in the break room. It would have been worse to just leave the person standing at the front without any assistance for who knows how long. So Anya set her broom down and walked over towards the desk where the other was waiting. “Welcome to Three Fates. Did you already have an appointment or is this a walk-in?” she repeated the question she heard the other workers ask customers every time they first walked in.

[lizowskates]

“Uh. Nah man.” He looked around. Maybe he was in the wrong place. That wasn’t an unusual occurrence. “Uh so this ain’t the two and a half fates off of march street?” He clicked his tongue and looked outside, of course it started to rain. “Is it cool if I stay here? At least until it dries up.”

[theflynnriders]

To say that Flynn was stressed would be an understatement. The boy was nearly ready to pull his hair out, he was so worried about Rapunzel’s sudden disappearance (which was saying something because anyone who knows him knows how important his hair is). He had gone to the palace and offered his assistance in trying to find the missing princess but had been shut down and told to let the authorities in charge take care of it all. Which, in Flynn’s eyes, meant a whole lot of nothing considering it was under their watch that she had gone missing in the first place. So he did the only thing he could do - he ignored the orders of the king and set up his own search and rescue team. “Listen, if you aren’t here for the search party just keep moving along. I don’t have time to deal with any bullshit right now,” he told the person that had approached him at the picnic table he had claimed and declared as the team’s home-base.

[lizowskates]

Jude just gave him a turned head. He was really confused, but that was a usual state for Jude so he wasn’t all that surprised. “Search party for what my guy? Like a scavenger hunt? Cuz I’m really good at those. Grandpa says I got a nose like a blood hound. I can find anything you need my guy.”

[incompcrable]

“As riveting as I’m sure whatever is about to come out of your mouth is going to be, if it doesn’t have anything to do with the fabric that was supposed to be delivered to me not showing up, I really don’t want to hear about it.” Gen didn’t even spare a glance at whoever’s shadow had fallen across her phone screen, it didn’t matter, not when her job was being affected. Or one of her jobs anyway. “Unless you can fix my problem for me,” the woman finally looked up, “please move along.”

[lizowskates]

He was a little stunned at first. He’d only ever been talked to this way by his mean ass aunt. But this lady was so pretty he was kinda fine with it. “My dudette I would do whatever you wanted.-- “

[cxllmcmcg]

“Look, I totally understand that you really really needed this, but I had it first.” Well, not technically, but she had her eyes on it. “So, why don’t we all just be calm, reasonable people and let me have it.”

[lizowskates]

He looked at the plate of cookies then back at Meg. “Well... how ‘bout we share it brah?”

[lizowskates]

timmyisturnter‌:

Timmy watched the exchange and decided that this guy must spend a lot of time in the skate park, if he could just whistle and get a spare board. That was pretty cool, he wanted to be able to whistle for things…Shaking his head, Timmy focused back on things that were being said to him, and nodded. “Watch your legs, got it,” he replied, eyebrows knitting together almost seriously. At least it wasn’t words again. Chewing on the inside of his cheek, Timmy watched Jude carefully, watching how he went easily up and down the ramp. “Yeah, okay…I think…” he mumbled, practicing a bit on solid ground both as a reason to fidget and because maybe it would help. With a quick scrunch of the nose, Timmy got on his board again, and at a slow-ish and steady speed, went at the ramp. He felt himself go up, and then back down, and he knew it wasn’t impressive, but… “I didn’t fall!”

Jude couldn’t help but smile. He loved helping people. “My dude, that is what we call: progress. Now lets do it again.” Jude demonstrated once more, not going very fast or very high on the ramp. While he waited for the other to follow he made small talk. “So why did you wanna take us skateboarding?”

[yennefahs]

[barrclbordes]

“Hey there, gorgeous.” The boy greeted with a wide, almost predatory grin, as he allowed his eyes to wander up and down their figure, leaning up against the kissing booth he was currently under, chewing onto a tooth pick in between his teeth. His partner had decided to leave him in charge once the blonde girl he was pretty sure was the newly found lost princess stopped by, taking Alon away for a bit, and Barrel didn’t mind one bit, if it meant he got to reap the rewards that came with manning a kissing booth. “Contemplating whether or not to make your night even better or do ya just like what ya see?”

[lizowskates]

Jude looked from left to right, then pointed to himself with a questioning face. He just shrugged and walked up. Usually, guys didn’t always openly hit on him but he liked being called pretty so he went with it. “What’s up dude. Name’s Jude. Nice to meet cha.” He was going to lean on the booth’s bar but missed completely. His whole arm slipped down and Jude cracked his chin on the bar before falling. “Ahhohoohwowww.” He moaned from the floor and winced before pulling himself back up, rubbing his sore chin. “Well that was embarrassing.”

[conspiracypines]

An idea for a new video had popped into his head a few weeks ago, and now with school nearly over Dipper finally had the time to go about recording it. Which is what brought him to the streets of Corona with a mic in one hand and his vlogging camera in the other, waiting for someone to pass by so he could ask them a few questions for his new ‘street conspiracies’ series. “Hey!” he called out, jogging over to approach the first person he saw. “Do you mind if I ask you a few questions for a Youtube video?”

[lizowskates]

Jude hand been chasing this girl doing tricks on a longboard. He wanted to ask her questions about it but she got to far when he was interrupted. With a half cocked smile he walked over. “Hey dude, nice camera.” He picked up his own camera from it’s hanging guard and snapped a picture of an unsuspecting Dipper. “Yeah sure man. I ain’t doing much today.”