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As a 7th grade biology teacher, I was teaching my class about the flow of blood in the body. After my lecture I asked the class the following:
“Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet don’t turn red?”
I was taken aback when a boy blurted out, “that’s cuz your feet aint empty!”
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
Such is life
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”
“Onions?”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20′s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30′s and 40′s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50′s, it is like a Christmas Tree.” “A Christmas tree?”
“Yes – the root’s dead and the balls are just for decoration.”
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.” Winnie: “Me.”
Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.