Lizzie's Lounge

The inner ramblings of a comedian, crazy cat lady, and lazy gym rat.

[lizziekeith]

This goob 👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼 I swear he’s gonna have the best personality 💙

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It’s brow day y’all! Waxing the uni 😂😂😂 (at Ulta Beauty)

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“Does this filter make my face look flat?” 😻😻

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We have a 4 month old 🤯🤯🤯 Somehow our tiny little nugget has become such a big boy! He’s grown out of way too many clothes to count & just graduated to Size 2 diapers! 😳 We had a busy month; Max took his first plane ride this month, he helped us celebrate our honeymoon in Hawaii, and he swam in the ocean for the first time. ✈️💗 🌊 In addition to being a great lil’ traveler, he loves dancing, watching his kitties play, giggling at his silly mommies, listening to music, & dreaming about the day he can eat solid foods. 😂 Seriously, this kid looks at all of our meals longingly 🍕🍕🍕 So many cool things happening & we love being moms 👩‍👩‍👦 Yay!

[lizziekeith]

“Mom, I get your whole ethical reasoning, but I’m a Cat & tofurkey ain’t gonna cut it” 😂😂😂

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Family 👩‍👩‍👦

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In case you needed a close up of bitty-baby buns & #catpants 😏

[lizziekeith]

Holidays are about tradition & today we passed on a big one to Max; Cat Pants 😏 Clearly, he’s giving me the OKAY to making him the coolest kid on the block 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 David Bowie Cat Pants Guys!!!

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Hashtag Home (at Portland International Airport)

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“What do you mean we’re not staying in Hawaii?!” 😠😠😠😠 (at Daniel K. Inouye International Airport)

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Look! A “what am I eating” pic 🤣🤣🤣 #sooriginal 🤦🏼‍♂️ But seriously, I’m pretty impressed with the @pgatour grill at the Oahu airport! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Last day of vacay & I’m eating pretty healthy 🤷🏼‍♀️#whoamirightnow don’t worry, we’ll probably order some fries 🍟 😂😂😂 (at Daniel K. Inouye International Airport)

[lizziekeith]

Max has chosen to sleep through checkout - I don’t blame you kid, the ending of vacation is always hard! 😭😭😭 Traveling with a baby is different; but still pretty awesome. I’d trade all the “partying” in the world to spend time with this little nugget ❤️💙 Now back to PDX to resume reality, which is also pretty rad 😀 (at Hilton Hawaiian Village Waikiki Beach Resort)

[lizziekeith]

Insert barf emoji face 😬 Sorry for the cheese, but could my loves be any cuter?! 😻😻😻 #theluckiest (at Honolulu, Hawaii)

[lizziekeith]

Celebrating a victory for our GLBTQ family & friends in Australia 🇦🇺 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 - - - - - - - - - - - #equality #lovewins #equalrights #legalizelove #gaymarriage #gaypride #australia #gayaustralia #honolulu #hawaiian #hawaii #vacation #hiltonhawaiianvillage #loveislove (at The Grand Islander by Hilton Grand Vacations)

[lizziekeith]

We interrupt the vacation spam with this shot of my lovely grump 😻😻😻 Thanks @tayloreater for taking such good care of our ladies while we’re gone. I LOVE traveling but miss the shit outta my cats every time! I don’t even like leaving for work - so a week away from those fluffy babes is rough! Cotton isn’t easy to please; clearly 🤨 She likes her water straight from the faucet & (like Goldilocks) you gotta get the water stream juuuuuuust right. Hey, anything for my ladies! Thanks for being such a great catsitter Taylor 🐱 (at Portland, Oregon)

[lizziekeith]

Sorry Max, your moms are gonna make you take those cheesy “put your face in the hole” pics 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♂️😎 (at Honolulu, Hawaii)

[lizziekeith]

Max’s first swim wasn’t a total disaster. The water was a tad chillier than his usual bath-water so he wasn’t thrilled but he let me float him across the pool without losing it. He’s exhausted; yesterday was such a long day! 5.5 hour flight, wandering the island to find groceries (in the rain, mind you — cuz ya know, we didn’t want to leave ALL of our Portland weather behind 😆) — and he held it together until about 7 last night when he was just DONE 🙃 Hey kid, I was done too! He had a good 15 mins in the pool before he was ready to have a snack and then passed the fuck out poolside. If you ask me, he’s doing vacation right 🏖☀️🌸😻 Aaaaand he just had a huge tootie, which means it’s time for a diaper change & refill on my mimosa 😬 gotta love baby farts 😂😂😂 (at The Grand Islander by Hilton Grand Vacations)