hqpeters:
See, I feel like that awkward situation could’ve been spun into one that was smooth as fuck if you’d have just dropped a line like “if you wanna take me out dancing, just buy me a drink first”, but then again maybe don’t take advice from me, because we both know my entire existence is awkward.
Evan, I’m pretty sure that we are both awkward and there’s nothing the both of us can change that. You at least have some hope, my friend. Okay, yeah no. This girl would have totally died from embarrassment if that line fell out of my lips. Please tell me that has worked for you, hasn’t it? I want to know if that was the start of the most romantic love story ever told.









