Alastor: Ah, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a sickening gross couple...
Vaggie: I really care about your feelings!
Charlie: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Alastor, turning his head: ...and then hereās a disaster couple...
Angel: I CAN BANDAGE MY OWN WOUNDS HUSK! YOU DONāT HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME
Husk: I WOULDN'T NEED TO BANDAGE WOUNDS AT ALL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Alastor, living his best aroace life: And this is why I donāt do couples.










































