Enchant’s Drabble Prompts Part 1
Here’s a list of sentences from the stuff that I have. You can reblog this and any of your followers can send you a number from here! Turn it fluffy! Turn it platonic! Make it angsty! Do whatever you want with it!
“No thanks, I think I’ll go out for a walk alone.”
“It’s something new for me.”
“For fuck’s sake, a lot of them are scared of taking this position like you are.”
“I need to get my ass out of the chair, every once in a while.
“Are you okay? You look like you’re going to pass out.”
“I don’t care about the goods, they’ve got. I’m just… being me, that’s all.”
“Actually, it’s the third reason on my list.”
"Shit, listen, Mister. I’m just being a fucking jack-ass over here, and I should just leave.”
“It looks like something out of a dream.”
"You’re our new resident in this magnificent home.”
“You think it’s a sign of some medical condition?”
“I’ve heard of plenty, before meeting you.”
“Do you ask them that they should fix theirs?”
“Well, I accepted as a challenge, though I didn’t mention it to them. I mean the whole situation is completely wrong if you think about it. I mean… I just…”
“Wait, so are we talking about Darth Vader?”
“Sad? You want to live there, because the house is sad?”
“Try to be reasonable… you’re scaring the devil out of the guest!”
“I can’t help it. I’m a misanthrope, you can’t blame me."
“They’re so f**king perfect.”
"Humph. I’m sure that you haven’t heard of any unsolvable theories after college, then.”
“You’re supposed to be smart, not an idiot.”
"Difficult? You’re arrogant and rude.”
"You invited them over for the science. Only for the f**king science.”
“Why is everyone being so nice to me?”
“You’re in the right place. But maybe at the wrong time.”
"It’s no use, I’ve proven it since day one.”
“They’re the least of our problems.”
“It’s obvious, you’re the one who had issues with them, is what I’m saying.”
“I let you live in my fucking home, and I have the right to be suspicious about my guests. Especially about people like you.”
“Fine. Nobody wants you around, anyway.“
"Please, drop the sarcasm.”
"How long were you standing there?”
“Why did you save my life?”
“Ah, now you’re back to being an asshole.”
“You’re speaking to me, like it’s a fucking interrogation!”
“You’re ruining everything, you know? Can you please be nice for a minute?”
“Uh, you called me out on my behavior earlier. This doesn’t make any damn sense.”
“That’s smart, actually. I’ve never heard anything like that before.”
“Don’t forget that, because no one else is available.”
"I don’t do it for the publicity.”
“They can’t take the forced positivity right now.”
"Isn’t most of my adult skills are questionable?”
“It provides something more up-close, right?”
“So, uh, which bed do you want?”
“I’ll be happy to provide an extra supply of brain cells for the two of you.”
“You didn’t tell me, you were into someone!”
“Gee, jumping into conclusions much?”
“Oh, uh, I didn’t know. I’m sorry for being a jackass, I was an idiot.”
“Yeah, but I, at least, got us the hell out of there.”