and if that doesn't work, I'm gonna go bite them.

27+ y/o writer with 15+ years experience. three tattoos, one cat, and on a good day, two working brain cells.

[llttlemys]

hi, this is my writing account! this is for finding partners and aesthetic purposes only; i write on discord, not tumblr. i’m 27+ and have been writing for twenty years. find all my info below, and if you’re interested in writing, shoot me a message!

rules | fc no-gos | faces i use | wanted opposites | wanted plots

[llttlemys]

hi all, i just wanted to make a post warning the 1x1 smut community about this guy i had the unfortunate pleasure of interacting with.

he is a male role player looking for smutty 1x1s over discord, and he only writes as the actual former President Barack Obama. it was very weird and uncomfortable.

he has a tendency to mention he’s been ghosted by writers before, which should be a big warning sign in itself. basically be on the lookout for him in the tags, and if you see his stuff, don’t interact.

[llttlemys]

bringing this back since i saw him in the tags today.

[llttlemys]

bringing this blog from the dead to ask for bridgerton rps!

especially looking for polin plots (but i’m very weak for benophie, so either or both!)

my muse is skyrocketed from the new season dropping, so let’s write.

[emziess]

Ella Purnell as Jackie Taylor Pilot, Yellowjackets

[jackiietaylor]

TAYLOR SWIFT ↳ touchdown celebration

[sweetfridays]

♡ camila mendes for venice film festival

[ladiesofcinema]

MADELYN CLINE — photographed by Veronica Sams for ELLE India

[plldaily]

HALEY LU RICHARDSON photographed for Numéro Netherlands Magazin, march 2023

[sweetfridays]

♡ camila mendes via instagram ( camimendes )

[perfectday1972]

stephanie hsu via instagram

[perfectday1972]

ashley park via instagram

[llttlemys]

looking through my wanted plots tag and i am now craving some 1x1s!

so maybe take a look and hit me up or give this post a like (,:

Posts on redriotwritings tagged as wanted plots

[vxlgars]

HERE ARE SOME PLOTS BASED ON TINDER :

i wanted to catfish you as a joke but oh shit i think i’m actually falling for you ??

we were supposed to meet our dates at the same time at the same cafe so we thought we were our dates. then they arrive but i think i like you so much better so let’s just ditch them instead

i misunderstood our date as a one night stand so i greet you in my underwear but you brought…flowers?

i hit the like button because i thought you were looking for same sex friends but when we met you start to get touchy and flirty and shit i think i might like it?

you’re the quiet kid in class but you have a semi-nude on your tinder profile and now i’m trying to get that side of you out when i see you in person

our profile pics were faceless but we’re actual soulmates. but when we meet i find out you’re mortal enemy from work/school

you seemed like a complete normal person on your profile but when we meet i find out you are completely unconventional and have the weirdest interests or kinks. i’m not sure if i like it or not

your profile said you were just gonna be a few days in town so we plan to get completely go crazy and fucked up on our date but shit, you might be my soul mate and i don’t want you to leave

[wuunderstruck-a]

could i PLEASE have some “we met on tinder” plots? you pick a muse, i pick a muse, then we pretend they matched on tinder, throw them into a conversation, and see how it goes?! it could go so many different directions… i need it.

[valtsv]

oh to be pinned against a wall by my arch nemesis who i am secretly pining for and smirk insolently up at them while fantasizing about kissing them and being kissed back as they lean forward until our noses are almost touching to whisper threats which are meant to intimidate me but only turn me on more in my ear

[ashstfu]

“i’m going to stab you” gf and “you’re so violent. i like it” bf

[camyfilms]

ROMEO + JULIET 1996

And when I shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun.