Lucius Malfoy

hay dewds <3

omg hayyyy i was thinking about you the other day how are youu

Aww yay! I think of you a lot! Man, I fucking miss you guus. HOW ARE YOU!? HOW IS LIFE OVER THERE ACROSS THE POND?!

Also I miss Rod…..LIKE VERY MUCH

DAWW HE MISSES HIS POODLE HES STUCK WITH LESBIANS lolll

im good also i got a new job working with really disabled people like deaf/blind but i was getting so sick of addicts and all the drama sooo yeah waiting on everything coming back good then giving my notice in its all very exciting and im frightened lol

STUCK WITH LESBIANS WAIT WHAT!?!

oh girl, I totally get what you mean. Addicts (and god, this makes me feel like such an asshole) can be extremely exhausting. I know I know... they need help and such, but I couldn't take it and even changed my degree so I didn't have to take anymore classes about working with addiction.

I can underatand being frightened but you'll do fucking great. And I bet you'll feel a hell of a lot of relief! What will you be doing with the people with disabilities?

hay dewds <3

ITS BRITNEY BITCH

HOW ARE YOU GURL

IM OKAY! I GOT A NEW NOT IPHONE AND TUMBLR IS ACTUALLY WAY EASIER ON IT. (i do feel like I’m cheating on Siri though oops)

PLUS I WAS MISSING WIZARD SEX SO I THOUGHT I’D POP IN TO SEE WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE YOU GUYS ARE GETTING INTO

HOW ARE YOU GIRL?!

T R A I T O R

Nah I kid, what phone did you get?! This means I can’t text you though, right?

LMAO YOUVE MISSED SO SO SO MUCH WIZARD SEX

I am okay! Just finished work for the day now am at home I MISSED YOU LADY

OMG I FORGOT THAT WE HAVE TO HAVE IMESSAGE IN ORDER TO TEXT DONT WE!? OH GOD IM SO SAD NOW WTF AM I GONNA DO?!

LITERAL DISTRESS OVER THIS AND OVER MISSING WIZARD SEX. SAD. *end dramatic caps*

I'm glad you're okay! It's your weekend now right? Any fun plans? I MISS YOU TOO AHH

hay dewds <3

omg hayyyy i was thinking about you the other day how are youu

Aww yay! I think of you a lot! Man, I fucking miss you guus. HOW ARE YOU!? HOW IS LIFE OVER THERE ACROSS THE POND?!

Also I miss Rod.....LIKE VERY MUCH

hay dewds <3

ITS BRITNEY BITCH

HOW ARE YOU GURL

IM OKAY! I GOT A NEW NOT IPHONE AND TUMBLR IS ACTUALLY WAY EASIER ON IT. (i do feel like I'm cheating on Siri though oops)

PLUS I WAS MISSING WIZARD SEX SO I THOUGHT I'D POP IN TO SEE WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE YOU GUYS ARE GETTING INTO

HOW ARE YOU GIRL?!

hay dewds <3

Do either of you watch the handmaid’s tale???

Noooo but I’ve wanted too bc I read it in high school

Do u ? Is it any good??

I’m so absorbed in omg dude you have to watch it. The characters are so good! I think you would like it a lot too!!!!

it looks depressing as hell though

It is pretty fucked up and I will say I have felt sad af after most episodes

Do either of you watch the handmaid’s tale???

Noooo but I’ve wanted too bc I read it in high school

Do u ? Is it any good??

I'm so absorbed in omg dude you have to watch it. The characters are so good! I think you would like it a lot too!!!!

Do either of you watch the handmaid’s tale???

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guys I have been doing 5 days a week of early-as-fuck math class and it’s almost doneeeeeeee

I MISS YOU AND I HOPE YOU ARE WELL <3

hay dudes

My friend got me watching drag race and now I understand 80% of what denym says

YAAAAAAAASSSS HUNTTTYSSSS

U BETTA WERQ KITTY GURL YASSSSSS

What season ?!?

season 5 i loved alyssa she was gorgeous

now going to make my way through the other ones, it starts from season 2 on netflixxxx

also i’ll do a drabble soon

YAS season 5 is a good one !!!! The earlier seasons are slightly cringe but in that excellent reality tv way it’s fab

Also yes metoo I’m v sorry for not having posted I had this idea when I was deliriously ill then I forgot it the next day

Ps. I got my results back from the doctor and he said I was allergic to grass

I am allergic to the fucking ground wtf

allergic to grass omfg, do you have to live in a ball like a hamster now or

Omg I hope so that’d be amazing what a dream tbh

I am allergic to grass too and omg fuck that shit

Omg can we get a ball each and have a reality tv show about living in our grass free domes

HAHA YES PLEASE

My friend got me watching drag race and now I understand 80% of what denym says

YAAAAAAAASSSS HUNTTTYSSSS

U BETTA WERQ KITTY GURL YASSSSSS

What season ?!?

season 5 i loved alyssa she was gorgeous

now going to make my way through the other ones, it starts from season 2 on netflixxxx

also i’ll do a drabble soon

YAS season 5 is a good one !!!! The earlier seasons are slightly cringe but in that excellent reality tv way it’s fab

Also yes metoo I’m v sorry for not having posted I had this idea when I was deliriously ill then I forgot it the next day

Ps. I got my results back from the doctor and he said I was allergic to grass

I am allergic to the fucking ground wtf

allergic to grass omfg, do you have to live in a ball like a hamster now or

Omg I hope so that’d be amazing what a dream tbh

I am allergic to grass too and omg fuck that shit

i am trashed talk to me people

YAS bb

What’s the occasion or just wasted bc you can be ?

Yaaaaas drunk Ellie!

Just bc, also I fell asleep before I could reply I am a terrible grown up

I feel old now a days bc when I drink I get sleepy af

i am trashed talk to me people

YAS bb

What’s the occasion or just wasted bc you can be ?

Yaaaaas drunk Ellie!

Sorry lovely I’ve come down with a cold and my brain is mush I’ll post something when I’m feeling better xx

I hope you’re doing well bb

Also you too Brit I hope you’re well and finals are going okay!

Much love to u both

I hope you feel better! Get resties!!!

And thank youuuuu. In 36 hours I should be completely done! I have an interview tomorrow though and I already feel like throwing up.

aww get better denym, I’m knackered anyway this week boo

good luck with your interview brit brit :)