miaou!

I am the Judge, and I am aching to know your name, dear elusory interlocutor.

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I am the supreme patron... The cat watching the world from a hole in the ceiling.

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outofboundsglitch:

it says “the supreme patron”

is that you

Yes! That is me, thank you.

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outofboundsglitch:

the one that you said was “most definitely you”?

Yes, that one!

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I can’t read the text in that image, though, unfortunately. My cellular device refuses to read it to me.

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Верховный покровитель

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darkplumdragon:

On th3 contrary actually. H3 actually kill3d m3 th3 first tim3 around, but luckily for immortality, I cam3 right back and w3 had a much mor3 3qual fight. H3′s a pr3tty tough oppon3nt

Though I lost an arm b3caus3 of it, so that’s som3thing

Oh, dear! He does have a tendency to be quite ruthless with that bat of his, doesn’t he? I apologize for that poor experience, and I sincerely hope you’ve recovered with great haste.

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darkplumdragon:

I’m Dracor. Batt3r and I w3r3…bri3fly acquaint3d about a w33k or so ago, and it’s w3ird s33ing him so docil3

I’m almost t3mpt3d to show him th3 n3w prosth3tic arm I’m g3tting b3caus3 of him

Ah, Dracor! It’s a pleasure to finally meet you. Zacharie’s told me about you, thus piquing my curiosity and interest.

I was just about to ask if you and the dear Batter have had a previous encounter, regarding your statement from just a moment ago, but you’ve provided me with my answer already.

I hope he didn’t hurt you too badly?

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lmrow replied to your post: …am i hallucinating or is batt3r b3ing nic3

He is being quite pleasant as of late, is he not?

Y3ah I’m…l3gitimat3ly surpris3d

Normally h3′s much mor3 of a hardass, if you’ll pardon my languag3

Hi, by th3 way

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Consider your language pardoned, but you are correct. I’m not entirely sure what’s happened here, to be quite frank with you. Though, I’m not about to go looking the gift cow in the mouth.

Yes, hello. I apologize for butting into your post unannounced, but I felt the urge. I’m the Judge, by the way. Who might you be?

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thebattcr:

I don’t want to purify today.

Is that so? You simply don’t want to purify today? Well, I certainly can’t argue with that. If you don’t want to, you don’t want to. Enjoy this break of yours for as long as you like, dear Batter! The phantoms will be waiting for you when you’re ready.

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lmrow replied to your post: Reading has been nice.

What sorts of books have you been reading?

Non-fiction.

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Non-fiction! I shouldn’t sound so surprised, actually, a large portion of our library’s selection is non-fiction. Or so I’ve been told. Nonetheless, I never thought I’d see the day that you took a reading break. Pray tell, what is the special occasion, o formidable purifier?

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Ooh, let’s keep this version, he’s quite pleasant!

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There goes the Batter, waltzing past every phantom in sight.

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cannibalisticat:

Well that sucks then, because your smelly little brother was in the meat fountain.

Are you kidding me? Seriously, are you joking? I’d have the time of my life. That’s basically just pushing me into a buffet

He is not smelly, nor will he be in the meat fountain again.

Eating the meat around you wouldn’t keep you safe. You would drown in what you love in a matter of minutes. I’m not trying to make it sound as if it’d be my intention to kill you, these are only facts, as to keep you from possibly getting yourself killed in an attempt to be surrounded by lovely liquidized meats. Since you hadn’t seemed to comprehend the reality of such a situation.

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@lmrow said: “That’s not as comical as you may think, actually.”

Yeah it is, it was hilarious. Plus, it’s not like I pushed him into the plastic. Meat’s a lot easier to tread.

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On the contrary, it’s not hilarious at all. In fact, it’s quite rude of you to do. It would have been best for everyone if you hadn’t pushed him into anything at all. Plus, any foreign substances aren’t to be going into the meat fountain at all, lest you’d like to risk contamination of a major food source.

How would you have liked it if I’d pushed you into the meat fountain?

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offvalerie:

it’s quite alright! i understand you can be quite busy

i did indeed notice, i was going to notify you of my leave before i went to zone 1 to see if i could find zacharie, but i didn’t want to disturb your rest. that aside, i’m doing alright. i’m on my way home at the moment

Why, I was just wondering where you ran off to. You could have woken me up to tell me if you’d liked. Did you ever find our friend Zacharie?

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offvalerie:

hello pablo! it’s nice to see you online

how are you?

Yes, I apologize I hadn’t come sooner, I’ve been so occupied with the little things.

I’m quite alright, thank you for asking; I’ve spent my day napping in a ray of sun, I’m sure you’d noticed earlier. And how are you?

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offvalerie started following you

Ah, Valerie! Salutations, my dear brother!