you're gonna go far, kid

Carver Blanc, agent and -- can we do this later? I have a killer hangover.

[loadedxgun]

Never again.

Jalapeno nachos and root beer, though both very delicious, do not go together.

[lydiamartinbhs]

Meant what problems, and maybe cutting back drinking will cut back on your problems too. Seriously? I don’t have low standers, you’re just a friend that I like having around. Why do you think so low of yourself,Carver?

[loadedxgun]

-- Because I can? Isn't that why people do anything? And shit, it makes sense. Don't knock it until you try it. Thinking lowly of me, I mean. If you think lowly of yourself I swear I will smother you with a pillow.

[lydiamartinbhs]

You look like him. And why in the hell are you going through your liquor so quick tonight? I mean hey, you’re night just got better because you get to talk with me. 

[loadedxgun]

Because drinking eliminates my problems until I wake up and realize it actually causes all of them, too. -- Why the fuck are your standards so low that you want to hang around an asshole like me?

[lydiamartinbhs]

Carver, are you drunk? Also…..do you wanna build a snowman? 

[loadedxgun]

Am I Carver? If the answer is yes, pass go and collect two hundred dollars worth of booze for me, because I'm going through my liquor real fucking fast tonight.

[thexteenagexalpha-deactivated20]

…. Are you quoting Frozen?

[loadedxgun]

Yep. And I don't care what people say.

[loadedxgun]

What's the point of asking someone to build a snowman if it doesn't have to be a snowman?

[nymphdaphne-deactivated20140707]

The animals were quite frightened this full moon.

[loadedxgun]

I think everything was scared shitless this last full moon.

[lydiamartinbhs]

"All I remember is being scared out of my damn mind. Then next think I know, waking up here."

[loadedxgun]

"Seems to be the way things have been working these past few days." Carver took off his jacket and placed it over the girl's shoulders. "Where were you before you woke up here?"

[ringhooka-deactivated20140723]

But you will. Everyone gets to know me.

[loadedxgun]

With eyebrow game like that, I don't doubt it.

[ringhooka-deactivated20140723]

Do we haves a problem?

[loadedxgun]

Why would we? I don't know you.

[ringhooka-deactivated20140723]

Just cause I’m back in town don’t mean no phone calls need to be comin’ through already. I left y’all asses for a reason.

[loadedxgun]

And you came back despite that. How sweet.

[ayeeandre]

Ricky Martin. unfff

[loadedxgun]

I'm not sure what the fuck is going on or how long I've been out, but this is seriously one hell of a goddamn nightmare.

[xcoyotebitesbackx-deactivated20]

I’m not saying I don’t— Wait, you’re Carver? Thats not possible..Carver’s older. At least, I thought he was. I’m Malia.

[loadedxgun]

Probably a different Carver, sweetheart. They come and go, just like other people. Malia -- what's a girl like you doing in a small town like this? Shouldn't you be out in the big city, making a living on the cover of fashion magazines?

[xcoyotebitesbackx-deactivated20]

Well, you’re very blunt with the flattering flirtyness aren’t you? Don’t I get a name Mr. “college student”?

[loadedxgun]

What, you don't like it? -- Name's Carver. And you are ...?

[xcoyotebitesbackx-deactivated20]

Guyliner? Is that a thing? ….Who are you anyways? Cuz you look like a drug dealer, and I’m not interested..

[loadedxgun]

Why would I sell a pretty thing like you drugs? It'd ruin your skin. I'm just a college student.

[xcoyotebitesbackx-deactivated20]

I know I don’t know many people..but this feels like an abnormal amount of teenagers. What the hell is going on?

[loadedxgun]

It's a revolution, gorgeous. Clearly, we're all congregated here to take back our drugs and guyliner.