☠︎︎THE MAIN MAN☠︎︎

dirty deeds. done dirt cheap.

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍

#𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐂𝐌𝐘 an independent and selective rp portrayal of 𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐎 from DC Comics. My adaptation is not based on any movie, and is purely derived from the comics. Specifically, it is taken directly from the phenomenal works of Keith Giffen and Alan Grant. Due to the subject matter, blog is for mature audiences only, so please do not interact with me if you are under the age of 18. I kindly ask for all personals to please leave, I will likely block you if you aren't an rp blog.

𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐘

𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐎 is the last surviving 𝐂𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐍, an alien species once known for its immense strength and near-immortality. The entire planet of Czarnia was wiped out by Lobo himself in an act of nihilistic self-amusement, the first of many genocides committed by the so-called Scourge of the Cosmos. Later becoming a bounty hunter with a reputation that echoes across the galaxy, he is feared by empires, despised by gods, and respected only for his absolute brutality. Gifted with absurd superhuman strength, an accelerated healing factor, and functional immortality, Lobo is impossible to kill. Heaven didn't want him, and Hell couldn't contain him. Known commonly as the 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍, Lobo lives by his own twisted code: get paid, keep your word, and enjoy the carnage along the way.

I have a life outside of this, so it may take me some time to reply to threads. I may still reply to other people, though I promise its nothing personal. Sometimes I just have more motivation with other threads. If I ever do something during an rp that you dislike, I kindly ask that you please just tell me and I'll try to rectify it. But beware, Lobo isn't exactly friendly at all. He's loud, rude, perverted, sexist, and prone to sudden bursts of violence. Consider yourself warned. I enjoy shipping, however, Lobo isn't really the type to develop romantic feelings, so most "ships" will probably be relegated to "physical" encounters. He swears he's straight, but has been with pretty much every gender there is. It's best not to question it if you value your organs. I'm also open to smut, and I'm fine with doing it on Discord if it would be more comfortable for you. Just ask.

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* I AM A FIST AMIDST THE HANDS ( ... ) & I BREAK IT JUST BECAUSE I CAN — !

an independent & selective rp blog for detective comics' GUY GARDNER.

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@2814s continued from here.

There's a bit of a pause, the Main Man chewing his cigar expectantly. "Damn, yer good..." Sarcasm dripped off the Czarnian more than sweat. He trudged forwards, heavy boots clicking on the ground before he arrived in front of the bonafide space-cop. He grinned, that putrid cigar glowing as he took a long drag. He didn't seem to exhale.

Dear God, did he just swallow the smoke!?

"Sooo how ya been, eh?? Betcha missed havin' th' Main Man creepin' around. Hows yer gal-pal, she still bein all evil n' stuff?" He's just gonna help himself to Hal's fridge too.

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Welp... I finally watched it.

The movie wasn't awful. I don't think it's nearly as bad as some people made it out to be, but still... it's not great.

It just felt... overwhelmingly mediocre. Not horrible, just not particularly good. I really didn't enjoy how they handled the ending, personally. The acting was solid, though. I think everyone did a decent job with the script they were given. Milly Alcock was good, and I hope to see more of her in the future. I also really enjoyed the action scenes!

But you bastiches know why I'm really here.

How was Lobo?!?

Lobo was, without a doubt, the absolute highlight of the entire film. And yeah, I know I'm biased, but I genuinely think this. The only times my theater had any real reactions were during his scenes. He looked great, the characterization was on point, and Jason was clearly having a lot of fun playing him. His performance was pretty good, even if he was a bit quieter than I expected. He has potential to be amazing, the script just wasn't there for him. He didn't even ride his bike in space I don't think. I really, really, really hope he continues playing Lobo in future films. I doubt he'll get a solo flick, especially with how poorly this one seems to be doing so far. Here's hoping, or coping rather.

That said, he really wasn't in the movie nearly enough. The marketing made it seem like he'd have a much bigger role than he actually did. I have no earthly idea why they had him hunting one of Krem's henchmen instead of Krem himself. They could have made him more of a devil on Ruthye's shoulder, giving him and Kara a fun clash of morals throughout the story. They really should have played into it more. Sadly no, he just felt like a big name to slap on the poster.

Honestly, Lobo felt like he was forced into a movie he didn't really belong in... and somehow still ended up being one of the best parts of it. Overall, an alright movie but it really wasn't that good, no disrespect to those who did enjoy it though.

I'd give it a 5/10, very middle of the road for me. Needs more Lobo.

All movies need more Lobo.

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😎(he thinks lobo is cool tbqh…)

HOW WOULD YOUR MUSE DESCRIBE MINE ?

"Yeah?? Well yer goddamn right! Finally, a bastich wit' actual taste!"

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😡🪃🩸🗑️ from Silhouetta

HOW WOULD YOUR MUSE DESCRIBE MINE ?

😡 [RED ANGRY FACE] — aggressive

🪃 [BOOMERANG] — cocky

🩸 [DROP OF BLOOD] — cruel

🗑️ [WASTEBASKET] — filthy

"... Y'know, can't actually disagree wit' most of these..."

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😋🤯👅 from Artemisia

HOW WOULD YOUR MUSE DESCRIBE MINE ?

😋 [SMILING FACE LICKING LIPS] — scatterbrained

🤯 [EXPLODING HEAD] — unstable

👅 [TONGUE] — arrogant

"Scatterbrained!? Hows about I scatter yer brains all over th' pavement!"

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💀🤨 from Cir. They’re mad there’s no ‘stupid weenie’ option

HOW WOULD YOUR MUSE DESCRIBE MINE ?

💀 [SKULL] — untrustworthy

🤨 [FACE WITH RAISED EYEBROW] — suspicious

"Yeah??? Well, right back atcha', bub!"

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Wow, are you like, a movie star now ?? that’s sooo cool ;)

"I dunno, pal. I'm only in th' flick fer like ten minutes... But ya best believe I'm still th' star."

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😡 🤬 🫵 👅 😉🪃🩸🪞🚪🔫💥🌑⚠️😣🗯️🖕🖤🗑️🤑😓🧨🤣🙄🧒😖😪🛹⚡️🗣😩❌

🧊👏😤🍾💫🐍📒🏴‍☠️🥶🤯💀💅⚔️☄️🙅‍♂️👿

this isn't everythin' on there, but i am happy ta report that it was close.

HOW WOULD YOUR MUSE DESCRIBE MINE ?

"... so I takes it ya gotta lotta conflictin' thoughts??"

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one of the only good things about supergirl bombing is that I won’t have to worry about other lobo blogs popping up.

my monopoly still stands. 😈

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HOW WOULD YOUR MUSE DESCRIBE MINE ? ( NEGATIVE ASSOCIATIONS )

send an emoji (and/or the description of them) to let them know! if it helps, think about finishing the following sentence from the perspective of your muse: "i think you're _____." (terms source)

😡 [RED ANGRY FACE] — aggressive

😒 [UNAMUSED FACE] — aloof

🤬 [FACE WITH SYMBOLS OVER MOUTH] — angry

😰 [ANXIOUS FACE WITH SWEAT] — anxious

🫵 [INDEX POINTING AT THE VIEWER] — argumentative

👅 [TONGUE] — arrogant

😉 [WINKING FACE] — cheeky

👶 [BABY] — childish

🪃 [BOOMERANG] — cocky

🪞 [MIRROR] — conceited

🩸 [DROP OF BLOOD] — cruel

🚪 [DOOR] — cynical

🔫 [WATER PISTOL] — dangerous

💥 [EXPLOSION] — daring

🌑 [NEW MOON] — dark

⚠️ [WARNING] — defiant

😣 [PERSEVERING FACE] — difficult

🗯️ [ANGRY SPEECH BUBBLE] — dishonest

🖕 [MIDDLE FINGER] — disrespectful

🫠 [MELTING FACE] — ditsy

😭 [LOUDLY CRYING FACE] — emotional

🖤 [BLACK HEART] — evil

😱 [FACE SCREAMING IN FEAR] — fearful

🗑️ [WASTEBASKET] — filthy

💔 [BROKEN HEART] — fragile

🌧️ [CLOUD WITH RAIN] — gloomy

🤑 [MONEY-MOUTH FACE] — greedy

🙎 [PERSON POUTING] — grumpy

😓 [DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT] — harsh

🧨 [FIRECRACKER] — hateful

🤣 [ROFL FACE] — hyper

🙄 [FACE WITH ROLLING EYES] — ignorant

🧒 [CHILD] — immature

😖 [CONFOUNDED FACE] — impatient

😪 [SLEEPY FACE] — impolite

🛹 [SKATEBOARD] — impulsive

🐣 [HATCHING CHICK] — innocent

⚡️ [LIGHTNING BOLT] — intense

💦 [WATER DROPLETS] — irrational

❎ [X MARK] — jealous

🥱 [YAWNING FACE] — lazy

🗣️ [SPEAKING SILHOUETTE HEAD] — loud

😩 [WEARY FACE] — moody

🫲 [LEFTWARD HAND] — needy

🫦 [BITING LIP] — nervous

😝 [SQUINTING FACE WITH TONGUE] — obnoxious

❌ [CROSS MARK] — offensive

👎 [THUMBS DOWN] — pessimistic

🥢 [CHOPSTICKS] — picky

🧊 [ICE] — prejudiced

👏 [CLAPPING HANDS] — proud

😤 [FACE WITH STEAM FROM NOSE] — pushy

🤐 [FACE WITH A ZIPPER MOUTH] — reserved

🍾 [BOTTLE WITH POPPING CORK] — rowdy

💫 [DIZZY SYMBOL] — sarcastic

🐍 [SNAKE] — sassy

😋 [SMILING FACE LICKING LIPS] — scatterbrained

📒 [LEDGER] — secretive

🏴‍☠️ [PIRATE FLAG] — selfish

🥺 [PLEADING FACE] — sensitive

🫣 [FACE WITH PEEKING EYE] — shy

😴 [SLEEPING FACE] — sleepy

💄 [LIPSTICK] — snobbish

👆 [INDEX FINGER] — strict

🥶 [COLD FACE] — stubborn

🤨 [FACE WITH RAISED EYEBROW] — suspicious

😥 [SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE] — timid

🤯 [EXPLODING HEAD] — unstable

💀 [SKULL] — untrustworthy

🤜 [RIGHT-FACING FIST] — uptight

💅 [NAIL POLISH] — vain

⚔️ [CROSSED SWORDS] — vicious

☄️ [COMET] — volatile

🙅 [PERSON GESTURING NO] — vulgar

👿 [ANGRY FACE WITH HORNS] — wrathful

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* WHO DO YOU THINK WROTE THAT LIST? ind. & sel. roleplay blog for MICHAEL HOLT aka MR. TERRIFIC from dc comics. admired by frankie. ©

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"DIRTY boy." She's staring up at him as though he were the sun itself-- if she'd had a tail it would be wagging. This man-- this sinner-- was everything she wanted and MORE. Dirty, crass, BIG, and BAD.

Tiny hands gripped at his clothes as she climbed up his giant form in a flash. Her giant eye scanned him as she went, taking mental notes for her future fantasies. Most sinners didn't care for her direct approach.

"Oooh I BET you're REALLY REALLY bad. Aren't you? Naughty boy."

Lobo barely acknowledged the little cyclone scrambling up his frame. The tip of his hook remained buried where he'd been scratching beneath the back of his leather pants, his crimson eyes lazily drifting down only after she'd made it halfway to his shoulder. The cigar clenched between his teeth glowed brighter as he took a slow drag, the smoke rolling out over her like a passing storm cloud. There wasn't an ounce of shame in him, there never was. Some hyperactive one-eyed gremlin pawing at his jacket didn't even crack the top hundred strangest Tuesdays he'd ever had.

"Heh…"

The laugh came from somewhere deep enough to rattle the bottles behind the hotel bar. Husk had vacated the premicise within minutes of looking at the Czarnian, leaving the tap unprotected! "Did someone lose their midget maid…" He rumbled, finally hooking his thumb beneath her and effortlessly lifting her off his shoulder until she was dangling in front of his face. She weighed about as much as an empty beer can.

"Me? Th' Main Man's BAD to th' fraggin' BONE."