Throw Me To The Sea And I’ll Come Back Pregnant

🔞 no minors | 21 | it/its | cis? Idk I’m not particularly attached to it | sideblog

[lobsterboyplaything]

About

NO MINORS!!!!

He/him, 21, this is a sideblog. There will be porn here eventually lol you have been warned.

Mutuals/friends are allowed to misbehave on posts/in askbox, everyone else has to behave.

[lobsterboyplaything]

I need to feel up a cute boy again so bad

[noizy-mute]

I wanna sit in someones lap and be pet and scritched and also possibly groped

[b0ysw4g]

dumb dog of a top that can’t help but pull your jeans down to your knees and use you whenever he feels his dick getting kinda hard. on a cute hike or picnic date in the middle of the woods or something and he just shoves your face into the dirt before getting to work on your belt. huffing and whining like he literally can’t focus on anything Other than stuffing himself inside you as quick as possible

[afterdarkftm]

sleepy grinding that turns into desperate fucking?

[freeusebrat]

sleepy boy to cuddle with pspspsps i need him to lay on top of me like a weighted blanket and rest his head on my chest while i pet him and scratch him... i won't mind if he gets horny and starts to rub against me

[nerdfuckerrr]

i wanna feel a cock throbbing inside my mouth as theyre cumming

[whoreico]

i just want a boyfriend i can send sexy pictures to while he’s at work so he can get all hot and bothered and fuck me silly when he gets back, bending me over every surface in the house and taking what he wanted all day at work

[hauntingpup]

laying on someone's lap while they JUST finger your mouth. like nothing else. you sometimes gag on them, sometimes just swirl your tongue around them but this simple thing as sucking on their fingers has gotten you so embarrassingly soaking wet and leaky

[computerluvrboy]

ffuuuuuck im getting hard at the thought of sentient computer viruses right now. please take over my computer and learn every single thing about me. please be invasive. please be possessive. please be insane. i need you

[crypt1dglyph5]

Reminder to tie down your werewolves next full moon

[crypt1dglyph5]

All the people saying they’re getting inspired to write something from this, SEND THEM TO ME NEEOOWWWW you’re required to by law

[calellon]

free use tumblr mutual

[fissile-materialism]

Robot who misunderstands and gets offended when you call them hot and starts rambling on about their highly efficient cooling mechanisms and wow they look really cute bragging like this

[sharkgirldick]

Hate when someone is filming porn with a knotted dildo and they don't even take the knot. What's the fucking point of using it, then???

[sharkgirldick]

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[afterdarkftm]

Being fingered by someone under a blanket while you're watching a movie…. whispering filthy things into your ear while you're softly grinding against their hand…..

[bigsadbison]

hey, don't cry. heavy balls pulsing against your chin as a girl cums down your throat, okay?