Throw Me To The Sea And I’ll Come Back Pregnant

🔞 no minors | 21 | it/its | cis? Idk I’m not particularly attached to it | sideblog

[lobsterboyplaything]

About

NO MINORS!!!!

He/him, 21, this is a sideblog. There will be porn here eventually lol you have been warned.

Mutuals/friends are allowed to misbehave on posts/in askbox, everyone else has to behave.

[vinci-the-dragon]

The Dragon is pretty sure the strap is less noticeable if they do this!

[cinnamintkitty]

anotha one 🐄💥

[servicedoggi]

Lazy Sunday ~

[cyberphilic]

robot, fascinated by human sexuality, wants to run some experiments on you. it presents a schedule to you, but you have to shut it down. you don't have time to get fucked six hours a day. it suggests an overlap; use that sleeping time of yours. it agrees to keep you and the bedsheets clean, and you start going to bed naked.

a couple months later, you figure it must have lost interest. a couple nights of very pleasant dreams, and waking up to feel awfully satisfied and maybe a little stretched and tingly, but nothing more than that. you haven't stopped going to bed naked; you've been sleeping so much better recently. it greets you as you exit your room, informing you that its experiments have resulted in you orgasming a grand total of one thousand times. before you can respond it hands you an external hard drive, and directs you to plug it in to a computer.

with it looking over your shoulder, you find that the 4tb drive is nearly full, with hours and hours of video of you being fucked while asleep. pages and pages of detailed analysis, with hard numbers on average orgasm timings, heartrate over time analyses, maximum size and lubrication of toys, genital fluid emission volume. some nights it only ran its digits over you, measuring heartrate and arousal levels. some nights it fucked you silly for nearly the whole night, with toys much larger than anything or anyone you'd ever taken. you wonder, briefly, why there's a toy in your mouth, and then your cheeks burn as you read "oral stimulation can reduce time to orgasm by up to 45 seconds on average"

you click on last night's video, and its technique is scarily efficient as it turns you over onto a waterproof mat, with a menacingly large tentacle strap-on on its hips. that night's dream comes back to you as you watch it push into you. each stroke is so hard, so deep, so familiar. the sounds of your muffled groans, its motors and fans humming and whirring almost drowned out by the plapping sound of it using you. metadata and annotations scroll across your second monitor. one stands out: orgasm estimated within 12 seconds and you watch as you cum around its toy. first orgasm at t plus 5:27 from initial penetration.

behind you, the robot beeps, to catch your attention. it's detected high levels of arousal from you. would you like it to relieve you?

[aurorarpresources]

reblog this if you're fine with your mutuals sending you asks unprompted

[the-sensitive-sadist]

Sleepy cuddling that turns into needy, groggy groping that turns into rough, intense manhandling that turns into firm, unceremonious breeding

[ppanzthink]

can i jerk you off in secret under a blanket with friends or is that too spooky for you

[fuckyrabbit]

Comm bought from @/zootzonk on bsky. Shapes owns the robot

[chxrryfairyyy]

body worship is so fucking hot to me. like yes please touch me like you can’t get enough of me. lay me down and suck on me everywhere you can reach as if you need me like oxygen. to be desired and cared for and cherished and eaten like it’s not a just a want, but a need

[icebxnnysenpai]

If you have sex dreams about me you’re legally obligated to tell me in grotesque, explicit detail

[lobsterboyplaything]

I need to be worshiping someone’s body for the love of god I need to run my hands over someone and feel them up in every way possible

[melon-bunny]

oooooooh you wanna fuck me with my face shoved in a pillow soooooo baddddddddd…… you wanna pull me up and see how much i’ve drooled soooooOoOo badddd…….. you wanna hear my muffled noises while you slam into me SOOOoooo baddddd…..

[stinky-ouppy]

Being pushed onto your knees and having bulge rubbed in your face and nuzzling and kissing at it through his jeans. Hm…

[queen-of-wants-deactivated20250]

play date (mutual masturbation)

[nuklearreaktor]

oh you're wet? wet just from looking at my bulge? it'd be a shame if i started touching you while we talk. would be a shame if I started getting a little more condescending as you squirm, start to drool and rock your hips into my hand. just positively terrible if I held your face in my hand mid-sentence and told you hey, hey, it's okay, you want my cock, don't you? you wanna be used like a toy, right? so don't worry about thinking, I'll do it for you

[muttmedley]

stomach bouncing when you fuck someone is just as hot as tits or ass btw