Random Stuff !!!!

Hell i don't even know what i'm gonna put on here expect the worst Unapologetically French

[lobsterminator]

Hi it’s me ! WALUIIIGI

But that’s a secret, you may just call me Eline :)

(i am in no way related to waluigi it just rhymes)

first time posting anything really so i thought i’d do a little presentation :

age : at least 2 seconds old

where i live : your walls, naturally, as a matter of course

Pronouns : they/he/she

I like : tons of stuff, drawing (spaceships and robots), astronomy, writing (once every blue moon), nice landscapes which i take pictures of, videogames (oh gosh videogames), drumming (i hope i git gud) and a lot much more (watercolor!!!, fish!!, bugs!!, jumping spiders for some reason!!!!, DUCKS!!!). purple (as if you couldn't tell) (parentheses for specifying any and all kinds of information because they're nice and funny and i like them)

languages I speak fairly well : English, French (when brain is functioning)

languages I sometimes understand : german and italian

edit : colours yay :) (not fixed yet)

[lobsterminator]

just drank water

*does the silly little drinking water dance*

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[klarityva]

[bug-swarm]

[lobsterminator]

yeah i'm on the

how could you tell?

[rattiestangelyouveeverseen]

DO YOU PET THE FIH

I pet the fih

I don't pet the fih

Voting ended onJun 7

[swagophile]

*makes you green for 1 frame without telling you*

[anomaloc4ris]

🪺 i despise being in the sun #myheadache

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[anomaloc4ris]

🪺 i despise being in the sun #myheadache

[lobsterminator]

kill yhe fiucking sun

do it

take a gun shoot it

shoot the sun

[lobsterminator]

fascinating how much sonic ost has found itself ingrained in online culture

hell i didn't even know half these were sonic songs

[lobsterminator]

What if:

you wanted to go to the Tree but God said:

28 shiver leviathans

[hailed-marys]

grace dming a small dnd campaign for rocky and armando because they ran out of everything else to do...

[hailed-marys]

rocky doesnt care how small the room is rocky cast fireball

[hailed-marys]

grace: roll for initiative?

rocky: is natural 20.

grace: okay can i see it?

rocky: grace think rocky lie, question? grace no believe rocky, question?

grace: all your rolls have been 20s this whole time pal that's not how statistics works

rocky: earth statistics maybe. erid statistics very different. is 20. rocky cast fireball.

[darkestbrook]

[lobsterminator]

WHY DOES TUMBLR KEEP UNFOLLOWING MY MUTUALS WHAT

[lobsterminator]

you ever chill at night and then you Remember :tm:

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.