local idiot

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[local-idiotic-texan]

epic intro 2012 ✔️🎁

LAST UPDATED: 30 MAY, 2026 @ 00:17CST

HI. My name is Wise!!

You can also call me Local. Either one works because this is Tumblr. :) I WAS BORN ON JANUARY 19, 2009!!! BARACK OBAMA GOT INAUGURATED LITERALLY THE DAY AFTER I WAS BORN!! :D

Pronouns are he/him, xe/xim, and they/them!! Though I am CISMale so.. yeaaahhhh!! :D I'm gay and autistic!! With some depression thrown in for spice, ooh!

I'M FROM AMERICA AND USE CST!! AKA CHICAGO TIME!! HI!! I'M ALSO IN-FACT, FROM TEXAS!! ^^

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These accounts are ones I own!! YEAAA!! :D

@ask-site-61 [inactive]

@ask-mtbg [inactive]

AND THESE ARE SOME PROJECTS I'M MAKING!! -

Site-61 - SCP AU circa. 2018 about a Site up in a Mountain in Iceland where people commit atrocities to one another.

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I have multiple disorders and probably a LOT more but here's all of my issues:

DIAGNOSED:

- Autism (Asperger's Diagnosis)

- ADHD

- Depression

- Chronic Insomnia? (Medicated on melatonin for something like that, but I don't take it because I'm sure it's fine tbh!!)

- Shortsighted Vision

UNDIAGNOSED BECAUSE I WOULD BE THROWN INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL FOR THIS:

- Intrusive Thoughts

- Suicidal Thoughts

- Peripheral Visionary Hallucinations

NOT DIAGNOSED BUT SUSPECTED:

- Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (phlegm specifically)

- General Memory and/or Cognitive Issues (some days I forget how to write, others I can't remember anything anyone is telling me even DURING conversations.)

- Medicated Eating Disorder (Adderall sucks dude why the fuck am I full I'M STILL HUNGRY STOP MAKING ME WANNA THROW UP UGHRHRNJDJ)

FAMILY HISTORY (likely to receive more of or inherit in life):

- Vital Organ Complications (specifically heart and lungs)

- Mental Illness (Schizophrenia, Bipolar, Learning Disorders, etc.)

- Diabetes (T2)

- Blindness (already have!!)

BUT I'M NOT A DOWNER I SWEAR I'M REALLY FUN TO BE AROUND AND TALK TO AND BE FRIENDS WITH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!! HERE'S MORE REASONS WHYY :(

I!!! HAVE!! FANDOMS!! I HAVE FANDOMS!! YAH.

HERE'S THE ONES I'M MOST ACTIVE IN. AS OF RN. :3

- Five Night's at Freddy's (up until Security Breach) (2014)

- SCP Foundation (2017)

- ROBLOX (TheWiseGuest76) (2016)

I ALSO!! HAVE A GOOD MUSIC TASTE.

- Mitski (Carry Me Out)

- Heathers (Shine A Light!)

- Mean Girls (Revenge Party!)

- Penelope Scott (SPIRIT)

- Lemon Demon (Spring-Heeled Jack)

- MARINA (Venus Flytrap)

- Mother Mother (Aspiring Fires + Nobody Escapes)

- Tally Hall (You & Me)

- Miracle Musical (Intro the The Snow)

- Madame Macabre (Toby)

- Jack Stauber (Leopard)

- Franz Ferdinand (Come On Home)

- SODIKKEN (REDMAGEDDON)

- JerryTerry (Kiss Me (Kill Me))

- Tikkle Me (Glockenspiel)

- Portal (Cara Mia, Addio! / On Your Own)

- They Might Be Giants! (Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love!)

- A Fever You Can't Sweat Out! (These Tables are Numbered for a Good Reason, Honey. You Just Haven't Figured It Out Yet!)

- Dazey & The Scouts (Sweet CIS Teen)

- Louie Zong (Miku Quartet)

- Sushi Soucy (L.O.V.E.)

- Heavenly (Escort Crash on Marston Street)

- TV Girl (Valarie)

- Pomplamoose (Who Cares?)

- TLT (Die in a Fire)

- TWRP (HTMLOVE)

- Imogen Heap (Headlock)

- Björk (Venus as a Boy + Human Behavior + There's More to Life than This)

OKAY THAT'S WHERE USEFUL INFO ENDS!!

I do voice acting, art, and writing on the side!! LET'S BE FRIENDS PLEASE I WANNA BE SO SILLY I WANNA RUN AROUND YOU LIKE A LITTLE RAT AND THEN TELL YOU THAT YOUR ART LOOKS LIKE A PASTA DE LA CREME!!

Feel free to message me on Discord!! (With context of course!! I will be blocking anyone who crosses my boundaries or is just unpleasant though.): TheWiseGuest !! :D

The rest of this post is trivia. =]

Fandoms I was in but am no longer active in:

- Angry Birds (2010 to 2018)

- Minecraft (2012 to 2016 / 2019 to 2024)

- Criminal Case (2012 to 2023)

- Coraline (Reoccurring)

- A Blue's Clues Christmas! (I SWEAR IT EXISTS.)

- The Nightmare Before Christmas (Reoccurring)

- Corpse Bride (Reoccurring)

- Plants vs. Zombies (2013 to 2018, reoccuring.)

- Creepypasta? (2015? I guess? Idk I watch them though.)

- The Amazing Digital Circus (2023)

- Undertale & Deltarune (2018 & 2021)

- L4D (c. 2011)

- Miis (c. 2018)

- The Walten Files (c. 2020)

- HTF (c. 2011)

- ASOUE (c. 2017)

- DHMIS (c. 2020)

- BugBo (c. 2023)

- The Good Place (c. 2016)

- Grey's Anatomy (c. 2022)

- ENA (c. 2020)

- ARGS (c. 2020)

- Eddsworld (c. 2018)

- Total Drama (c. 2022)

- Happy Meat Farms (c. 2022)

- I SURVIVED (c. 2018)

- Object Show Community (c. 2017)

- WICKED (2024!)

- - Homestuck (2025 - 2026)

[local-idiotic-texan]

@ask-site-61 being in a state of limbo because of my future career and also because i genuinely might just blow my shit smooth off to avoid having to do anything else in the future including planning it is kinda funny in hindisght because. why don't i just.

draw my favorite set of queers. no durr.

[local-idiotic-texan]

pspspspsp homo homo go switch your tiktok account and do streaks

i'm tired and just got told to buzz off by my mom for the third time today and currently think everyone will leave me (they will but whatever) and that i should really honestly just go drown so can you like wait on that

[coldeeye]

here are the drawings i made for @nekofaust’s april fools article :)

[tallovines]

WIFE OH MY GOD IM TEARING UP

HIGH QUALITY MAID DRESS TALLORAN

THEYRE FINALLY IN HIGH QUALITY

LOOK AT THEM AWWW

[local-idiotic-texan]

vyona do you by chance like James Talloran of the SCP Foundation

[local-idiotic-texan]

oh wow

[local-idiotic-texan]

ladies ladies leave me alone type shit

[tallovines]

OH MY GOD THIS ACCOUNT IS SO OLD

MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK TO ME

i miss tallovines hi

[local-idiotic-texan]

Greetings from beautiful Nàlægt, Iceland...

[tallovines]

OMG OMG OMG HI I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

[local-idiotic-texan]

hellooo.. I don't run Site-61 anymore.. for the time being.. i'm far too tired to sketch but hii. glad to see you're doing amazing. :-)

[tallovines]

OH MY GOD THIS ACCOUNT IS SO OLD

MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK TO ME

i miss tallovines hi

[local-idiotic-texan]

Greetings from beautiful Nàlægt, Iceland...

[local-idiotic-texan]

PROGRESS IS BEING MADE!! (Ignore the random news anchor dying :p)

[local-idiotic-texan]

I wonder how I felt about that 28 year old news anchor dying of an aneurysm . . .

[kamaandhallie]

Commodus and Cleander

[eggonicayto]

I’m having a bad bad day…

[that1garrulousfan]

SPEAK UP I CAN’T HEAR THE TEA

[toyplushcrazy]

WHAT DID YOU SAY

[local-idiotic-texan]

WHAT'S THE RUCKUS ABOUT?

[ssewerdreams]

Your favorite character with your problems part 2: Working from home while still living with your guardian

[kechoban]

karkat stop bro you're gonna make me reboot my system

yeah you're welcome girlies

[local-idiotic-texan]

OH WOAH,,,

JUST WOOOAAAH. HOO MAMA???

[local-idiotic-texan]

hi all! wise here :-)

I think I will be returning? Maybe. Maybe.

The two blogs that will run are one confirmed, one UNconfirmed.

I will desperately be trying to run https://www.tumblr.com/wrongstuck , however I do need to digitally draw every panel, so posts may take a while. I will try to produce the FIRST post by 04/13/2026!

As for @ask-site-61 , I'm not too sure about them. I think I will be answering asks when Wrongstuck gets too much for me but otherwise I'm probably still leaving it in the gutter. Oof. :-(

You can find me on TikTok (@.mallitzo) and YouTube! Okay. Bye, bye! :-)

[bwaykk]

OK, LISTEN UP, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY GETTING THIS TWISTED.

THIS IS ME FORMALLY ACKNOWLEDGING THE PASSING OF THE BROADWAY KARKAT TORCH TO REBORN BROADWAY KARKAT. AS IN, A LINEAGE THING, NOT A “RIP ME” THING. I AM NOT RETIRING, NOR DISAPPEARING, NOR TURNING INTO DUST LIKE SOME SAD LITTLE THEATER GHOST. THIS IS ABOUT DEFINING A LEGACY, NOT ERASING ONE. THIS IS ABOUT NAMING THE BLOODLINE OF THE ROLE AND LETTING IT GROW. THUS, I KNIGHT RBK AS THE 4TH ITERATION OF BROADWAY KARKAT: PRINCE KARKAT IV, HEIR APPARENT.

REBORN BROADWAY KARKAT IS A CONTINUATION, NOT A REPLACEMENT, AND THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH ROOM FOR TWO OFFICIAL ITERATIONS OF BROADWAY KARKAT TO EXIST AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT THE ENTIRE TIMELINE GOING TO FUCKING HELL. HAVE YOU EVEN READ HOMESTUCK?!

THIS IS SUCCESSION, NOT SUBSTITUTION. I’M STILL HERE, STILL LOUD, STILL SINGING, STILL VERY MUCH BROADWAY KARKAT. JUST MAKING IT CLEAR THAT THE LINE CONTINUES FORWARD. THE LEGACY DOESN’T END, IT ENDURES. GET FUCKING USED TO IT.

[local-idiotic-texan]

and I, as the Royal Advisor to this weird little family, can confirm!

BWKK III has made amazing songs, and WILL continue to make amazing songs!

RBK IV s simply the Heir Apparent. On the day of his ascension, he will automatically become BWKK, WITHOUT a pause period.

[bwaykk]

OK, LISTEN UP, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY GETTING THIS TWISTED.

THIS IS ME FORMALLY ACKNOWLEDGING THE PASSING OF THE BROADWAY KARKAT TORCH TO REBORN BROADWAY KARKAT. AS IN, A LINEAGE THING, NOT A “RIP ME” THING. I AM NOT RETIRING, NOR DISAPPEARING, NOR TURNING INTO DUST LIKE SOME SAD LITTLE THEATER GHOST. THIS IS ABOUT DEFINING A LEGACY, NOT ERASING ONE. THIS IS ABOUT NAMING THE BLOODLINE OF THE ROLE AND LETTING IT GROW. THUS, I KNIGHT RBK AS THE 4TH ITERATION OF BROADWAY KARKAT: PRINCE KARKAT IV, HEIR APPARENT.

REBORN BROADWAY KARKAT IS A CONTINUATION, NOT A REPLACEMENT, AND THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH ROOM FOR TWO OFFICIAL ITERATIONS OF BROADWAY KARKAT TO EXIST AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT THE ENTIRE TIMELINE GOING TO FUCKING HELL. HAVE YOU EVEN READ HOMESTUCK?!

THIS IS SUCCESSION, NOT SUBSTITUTION. I’M STILL HERE, STILL LOUD, STILL SINGING, STILL VERY MUCH BROADWAY KARKAT. JUST MAKING IT CLEAR THAT THE LINE CONTINUES FORWARD. THE LEGACY DOESN’T END, IT ENDURES. GET FUCKING USED TO IT.

[bwaykk]

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THIS IS A TRIPLE THREAT: A TRIBUTE (TO CANTABILEGATO/BROADWAY KARKAT #01), A WAR CRY (I'VE FINISHED UPLOADING AROUND 150 SONGS THAT WOULD'VE BEEN LOST MEDIA BY NOW) AND A FUCKING WARNING (TO THE ASSHOLES WHO MASS REPORTED MY BLOG IN THE FIRST PLACE).

THIS IS THE CALM PIECE. BELIEVE ME, I'M SAVING THE RAGE FOR THE NEXT ONE.

YOUTUBE

LYRICS BY BWKK #01 (cantabileGato), BELOW THE CUT AS (AND I'M SO HAPPY TO SAY IT AGAIN) USUAL.

[I'M STILL HERE]

For all the questions we had posed All the answers we had known We are lost now, and left here alone And what, did you think that we’ll be saved? We’re abandoned, and unchanged We were dreaming And now we’ve awoken to reality

I’m lost, and I still can’t understand Think that I might have a chance? He will take me; and throw me away I won, but my world was just on loan Given to them for a home They don’t see me See their god’s fear

And I want to protеct what is mine Bring our struggle back to light See the sunshinе, and wait in the rain But here, where we’re stranded out in space Do I cry out now in vain? No one hears me ‘Cause I’m not here

And I was the leader of them all All the darkness haven’t called Most’re broken, or battered and burned So what can I still hope to pursue? When my options fall through When my army is scattered and I don’t believe

And I want to protect what is mine Bring our struggle back to light See the sunshine, and wait in the rain But here, where we’re stranded out in space Do I call for you in vain? Can’t you hear me? ‘Cause I’m right here

They still dictate what I dream They still want my belief Yeah, the bubbles are sleeping They’re fighting for peace and For me If I wait on their whispers And maybe just listen I’ll see

And I want to protect what is mine Bring our struggle back to light See the sunshine, and wait in the rain And here, though we’re stranded out in space There’s no demon I can’t face They won’t stop me Yeah, I’m still here

Knight of Blood The hope he’ll fear I’m still here I’m still here I’m still here

[local-idiotic-texan]

Nobody asked but a post from a Fanfiction Writer's commune asked "What are the main things you consider first when making a character?" and this was my reply.

“It's actually very rare for me to consider race, sexuality, or even GENDER when making a character. The three major questions to me, in order are: What is the concept, personification, or general persona of this character? What purpose do they serve in the story, or are they just cool? What is their fashion sense? After that, I do hair, outfit, and THEN choose gender and race. Most of my characters never get a sexuality. Whoever they like is whoever they like!”