Fuck me

[local-triangle]

"Ford fucked the what?"

[blackcatgreengrape]

what are the odds that in some parallel universe, rick sanchez and bill cipher were fucking on the dl

[local-triangle]

"GARY, I WARNED YOU. STOP PUTTING TRIANGLES IN YOUR BATHROOM. WE ARE OVER-"

[local-triangle]

“Bill?! How are you alive?”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

"How am I alive? Huh? You think you could get rid of me so easily? Stan remembered didn't he? What made you think his memories would return and I wouldnt????"

"Oh well!! Better luck next time!!"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Damn it! Good thing I still have that plate in my head, now get the fuck away from me, bill”

[local-triangle]

"Oh wow, you sound crazy! Good luck! How are the twins?"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Like I’d tell you anything”

[local-triangle]

"It's okay, I already know everything xx"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Ok, now leave me alone”

[local-triangle]

"You came to me in the first place."

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

Stanford stands there for a minute, totally forgetting he did that

“Damn I really gotta take my dementia meds ahem! Nuh uh”

[local-triangle]

"Anyway, would love to talk, but I have planets to ruin. See ya later, sixer!"

[local-triangle]

“Bill?! How are you alive?”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

"How am I alive? Huh? You think you could get rid of me so easily? Stan remembered didn't he? What made you think his memories would return and I wouldnt????"

"Oh well!! Better luck next time!!"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Damn it! Good thing I still have that plate in my head, now get the fuck away from me, bill”

[local-triangle]

"Oh wow, you sound crazy! Good luck! How are the twins?"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Like I’d tell you anything”

[local-triangle]

"It's okay, I already know everything xx"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Ok, now leave me alone”

[local-triangle]

"You came to me in the first place."

[local-triangle]

"Okay, guys, guess who is 3D! I'm a pyramid!!! Suck it, Sixer!!"

[local-triangle]

“Bill?! How are you alive?”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

"How am I alive? Huh? You think you could get rid of me so easily? Stan remembered didn't he? What made you think his memories would return and I wouldnt????"

"Oh well!! Better luck next time!!"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Damn it! Good thing I still have that plate in my head, now get the fuck away from me, bill”

[local-triangle]

"Oh wow, you sound crazy! Good luck! How are the twins?"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Like I’d tell you anything”

[local-triangle]

"It's okay, I already know everything xx"

[local-triangle]

“Bill?! How are you alive?”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

"How am I alive? Huh? You think you could get rid of me so easily? Stan remembered didn't he? What made you think his memories would return and I wouldnt????"

"Oh well!! Better luck next time!!"

[the-author-of-the-journals101]

“Damn it! Good thing I still have that plate in my head, now get the fuck away from me, bill”

[local-triangle]

"Oh wow, you sound crazy! Good luck! How are the twins?"

[local-triangle]

“Bill?! How are you alive?”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

"How am I alive? Huh? You think you could get rid of me so easily? Stan remembered didn't he? What made you think his memories would return and I wouldnt????"

"Oh well!! Better luck next time!!"

[local-triangle]

"I tried getting in touch with Sixer, but he won't return my calls! Like all I did was destroy his reality - God forbid a guy have hobbies!"

[local-triangle]

"Hot ladies in your area! HA! THEY'RE ON FIRE."

[local-triangle]

"Centipede!" A centipede is dropped from a purple portal before closing - Aliza (@alternateadventuresrpblog)

The demon's first thought to stand on the tiny creature.

[roleplaymemesforyou]

GIVE MY MUSE A PETNAME AND SEE HOW THEY REACT!

As an added bonus the petname will be rated on how much my muse likes it!

never call me that again | meh | idk how to feel about it | i'm ok with it | i like it | i love it | please call me that all the time

[local-triangle]

"Someone screamed 'you'll pay for this!!' Very loudly. What? Me? I never pay for anything!"

[local-triangle]

"I am once again begging my ex boyfriend to forgive me and give me his body in a non sexual way."

[celestialprompt]

⭒⭑⭒⭑⭒ — send me 💬 or "unsent texts" i'll share three texts my muse typed but never sent yours.

[local-triangle]

"Damn, kids need to get off their phones. They're the problem with today. Back in my day, kids were making deals with the devil. Make more deals with devils!"

"If anyone needs a devil..."