Aristophanes, do you have any favourite clothes or wearable accessories (like a hat, scarf, shawl)? and if I were to gift you something like that, what thing would make you the happiest?
"I'm... Actually not huge on most clothes? Much to the chagrin of my wife. I think I look my best as I am, and even if it's a bit of a dated phrase, 'if it isn't broke, don't fix it,' no?
"If I really had to choose favorites, though, utility arm sleeves are always a safe bet. I particularly like the look of ones styled after 2020s streetwear, with the cosmetic zippers and pockets."
"They're not making any sleeves with pockets yet but they DO make 'em very fluffy so I think it's worth the trade-off somewhat, I hope you don't mind-"
"Oh, that's so sweet of you! You didn't have to go and do all that! It doesn't matter at all how many pockets they have, I'm just flattered that you got them in the first place, really."
"I almost feel obliged to give something back! Do you have any of your own fashion preferences? I have lots of connections to get you something really nice."
"I- no no you don't need to, its fine!" ".. but .. if you really wish to, can I... ask for a yellow scarf? Long, soft so humans can hug it, but also sturdy. All scarves I have inevitably get shredded and I would just.. like to have one for longer than two months."