The new dude

Just another reddit refugee. I specialize in shitposting like everyone else. 33/m/in your dishwasher

[youmaycallmenora]

For the love of everything good in the world I beg of you if you see something paranormal do not interact with it. You are not a professional and you messing around with paranormal stuff is going to create a bigger problem. I don’t care how small the rift is or how cute the specter is DO NOT TOUCH.

Instead use your local resources. If you don’t have any near by there are world wide companies that deal with this. At the very least get a second opinion before you make yourself an honorary Ghostbuster.

[localfatguy]

I'm gonna lick the ghost and you can't stop me.

[localfatguy]

Month late to the party, but what the fuck. Tech N9ne really did that song with falling in reverse? And he wrote that stupid fucking line?

Another good rapper turns out to be a transphobic bigot.

[taxus-fraud]

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

[beatrice-of-the-stars]

@aetheryi

[certifiedgirlthing]

My suggestion is Holy Hell. Either that or call an exorcist.

[localfatguy]

Instructions unclear, Bishop is in my ass.

[theehorsepusssy]

[lilycreature0]

since my current entire audience (1 follower) likes spooky things, I'm going to tell all of you a TRUE ghost story.

so this one time in the winter I was really sleepy but refused to go to bed and I was just looking out the window and some snow blew past my window and I thought it was a ghost for a second until my brain rebooted.

[localfatguy]

10/10 very spooky.

[colbullet]

Hey guys, if I disappear just know that

[insomnianoctem]

Oh wow it got worse as I scrolled down Does anyone have any urbex channels on youtube that they can recommend that go to really cool places that aren't Exploring with Josh? Only Youtube urbexer I follow right now is Abandoned Urbex Canada and I like his videos but I'd love to see places outside of Canada too

[localfatguy]

The proper people is god tier urbex content.

[orcboxer]

[artificialverse]

Same energy

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[localfatguy]

Celery posting

[jeusussavearmyveteran1205]

[localfatguy]

Reblog to get pinched by a crawfish, and to relive the good times.

[soberscientistlife]

This is why I can support Palestine and vote for Biden. I will do every thing in my power to keep Trump from being elected.

[localfatguy]

Just a reminder to vote for whoever you want. Don't let people dictate your choice by painting black and white pictures.

[amagi2000]

[localfatguy]

We're giving old ammunition and supplies "worth" 47 billion, not handing them cash.

But I guess you just want the rebirth of the Soviet Union. So go off I guess, commie.

[probablybadrpgideas]

The final boss is ProZD.

He's been with you the whole time, but unnoticed because he keeps doing different voices

[unknownorigins-uo]

his machinations layed undetected for years

[localfatguy]

Lydsanderoth, how could you!

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Filled with cheap energy drinks

[localfatguy]

The evil soda

[spiced-wine-fic]

[msspookypickles]

"Indeed, when he applied to become an astronaut, he failed on the first attempt. Part of the test featured the famous Rorschach ink-blots psychiatric exam. “I leafed through a whole series of them, and then the last one was a blank sheet of paper, pure white, eight by 10,” he once recalled. “I was asked what I could see. And I said, ‘Well, of course, that’s 11 polar bears fornicating in a snow bank.’ And I could see the examiner’s eyes kind of tighten. He didn’t think that was funny.”"

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[localfatguy]

I'd suggest the classic woodchopper, but to each their own.