"My Sylveon stole my fuckign gender "

Uh, so I guess this is my bio? - she/it, Rain, 20-26. I am also apparently a part of showerfam, like "a raccoon in the backyard fed chicken nuggets". Don't have any money to donate to GoFundMes or other fundraisers

[msshadowqueen]

A Bug’s Life, 1998

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[gojira007]

almost didn’t reblog this and then that last one made me start cackling like a madman

[heatandapathy]

@maxthejew123

[maxthejew123]

Shoot I was out of touch and almost out of time for out of touch thursday!

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[certifiedgirlthing]

Hey, OP, how's that sub-5K post doing?

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[princesspuppyangel]

I feel like a lot of people can’t wrap their heads around the fact that trans women like being women.

[princesspuppyangel]

You know what that’s not it. People who don’t understand trans women are happy as women are doing so intentionally. They are actively choosing to refuse to acknowledge our happiness as women.

[covid-safer-hotties]

Study: Heart Attack Outcomes Far Worse for Those With COVID-19

New research from the Smidt Heart Institute at Cedars-Sinai shows that patients who went to a hospital with a heart attack and were simultan

Also preserved in our archive

From 2023, but something most have forgotten. Covid causes worse health outcomes, especially for racialized and marginalized people.

Your mask keeps people safer. Your mask is anti-racist praxis.

[saintsofgraves]

bug infestation

[saintsofgraves]

theyre taking up even more space now

[tboy-trash]

please someone tell me how this is any different from cis transphobes going "you're so heckin valid (even though you're not a Real man/woman)"

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[turing-tested]

I was cleaning the kitchen and noticed my roommate left part of an onion on the counter after cooking and for some stupid fucking reason instead of asking about it like a normal person I went to them holding the onion in my hand as if it were an injured bird and asked “what do you desire of his fate”

[heydocverdant]

robot anatomy (pt 1)

[heydocverdant]

robot anatomy (pt 2)

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

>It's okay to [ANALYZE] a girl's chest [CASING] in public, trust me. [^_^]

[monstrous-femme]

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[pokeballvictim]

Also, now I'm thinking about consent outsourcing. Game theory about fucking you. Let's say, as an example... you're naked in a room with four other people, all of whom desire you carnally. The only way any one of the four is allowed to do anything to you is if two of the other three agree to it. How do their existing dynamics influence what happens? Is there a rivalry that someone is exploiting to maintain a stalemate? Is someone brokering transactions in exchange for future permissions? Is someone feeling possessive, or angry at you? I dunno. It's the kind of overly complicated kink scenario that REALLY gets me going but I never let myself get too into. Most people don't want a list of twenty extremely wordy rules and conditions before the scene starts. Unfortunately! I suppose my dream of getting to use my college game theory class for sex will remain a fantasy...

[pokeballvictim]

This one panel from a chesshire pokemon TF comic does more to me than the entire rest of the comic. I'm normal, btw.