"My Sylveon stole my fuckign gender "

Uh, so I guess this is my bio? - she/it, Rain, 20-26. I am also apparently a part of showerfam, like "a raccoon in the backyard fed chicken nuggets". Don't have any money to donate to GoFundMes or other fundraisers

[msshadowqueen]

A Bug’s Life, 1998

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

how come they can nuke me in the middle of the fucking night 8 hours after making an account but it takes them multiple weeks to do anything about the person with the url "niggerkiller1488" sending multiple black transfems asks and messages consisting of that slur repeated so many tens of thousands of times that it crashes the mobile app trying to load it

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

black transfems whose accounts they terminated within days of this happening to them I might fucking add

[crumb1994]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[virtualgirladvance]

im choosing to believe the order of the list is in order of some metric like realism or social acceptably and i am deeply invested in this worldbuilding

[gingik]

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[animentality]

[foxxgirlsblog]

Ah, yes, shitting on trans women and then making a "haha misogyny bad" joke, as if transmisogyny isnt literally killing trans women rn.

But thats right, we're the butt of every joke.

[shosostrip7]

A pet peeve of mine is when people don't understand the difference between millipedes and centipedes

[shosostrip7]

Pay attention because I will only explain it once

Did you get it ?

[invaderxan]

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[minihood31770]

Skibidi coming from scat, an art form pioneered by black people, is actually AAVE, and not an outlier.

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[mariacallous]

[iamafanofcartoons]

The fact that these people DREAM about ending rights for their fellow human beings.....s all the reason you need to accept that when Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman said there is no reasoning with Nazis...

The fact holds true to this day!

[rabbitkinglune777]

Salem inspired by ghetto fabulous fashion/aesthetic (WIP)

[rabbitkinglune777]

trans women make this place better

[rabbitkinglune777]

not just the website but da world!

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[assignedmale]

[asunder-aim]

[flipocrite]

I recall a similar post from some time ago about some nursing student asking “What if I don’t want to treat a gay patient? What if it’s against my religion?”

And they were told in no uncertain terms that if this were true, they should get the fuck out of healthcare and never come back.