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[ruinedchildhood]

[dark-eddsworld]

ur basically forcegiggling people when you tell funny jokes, dont you know how problematic that is? ur rlly ok with noncon chuckling??? wow ok, freak. no wonder u listen to smileslut all the time...

[charl0ttan]

ahh ues if it isnt my lovely wife, distant field of ominously blinking red lights that are just a wind farm but holy shit folks you could make this classic midwest sighting up for a horror story. folks

[charl0ttan]

before you drive through rural kansas at night its certainly not something they think to warn you about

[justareallyboredfangirl]

i gotta know do they blink all together or at different intervals

[charl0ttan]

im afraid their blinking is quite unnervingly unified as well.

[pastafossa]

"If only there was a way other than AI to talk to my favorite characters and OCs!"

[souliebird]

bring back character ask blogs

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I think it would be very cool to be able to breathe underwater. Expressly for the purpose of sitting on the seafloor and closing your eyes and blocking out noise except for the water. So peaceful. I think that would fix me

[64mpg]

i need stufffff broooo i want thingssss

[bluwubewwy]

The reliable mutual has liked your post

The mysterious pervert has reblogged your post

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[misogynistcatgirl]

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[greyerwardens]

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

i actually do think you should draw clocky trans people. no i don’t think they’re a stereotype or caricature. i think that’s a horrible thing to say about real people who exist. i think that’s a horrible thing to say about my friends and my family. i want to see your art of a trans boy with curves and long hair and baby face because that’s me. i want to see your art of a tall trans girl with broad shoulders and facial hair because that’s my friend. stop being scared to draw the people you know.

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

“I’m not going to draw a clocky trans woman because that’s how TERFs draw them” i don’t think my friends should be forced to only see themselves in artwork made my TERFs and transphobes. They should get to see themselves lovingly drawn by other trans people.

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[omegaverse]

yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?

[tmcb]

Visit Original Link

[vanityschild-deactivated2026031]

There's so many things you can just ignore

[the-muppet-joker]

Someone is getting executed during the next Dash Con? Heh. I almost feel bad for the next sorry soul on the receiving end of Public Dashcon Murder. What they don't tell you is that you die for real, and that you only come back if you Come Back Wrong. Also that your soul is tethered to the Ballpit, and it hates the husk you have become and will kill you on sight, so you can never go back to Dash Con again. Le Sigh! Guess I will be buying a Virtual Ticket!