a dowry for my wife

i beg of you go elsewhere only bad taste lies ahead

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sorry 2 report but season one archie is, as of this moment, my son, and i’m very concerned for his wellbeing — emotional, spiritual, whatever.

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“i’m in the mood for chaos”

“cheryl blossom truly is the antichrist”

these children are exhausting

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“maybe that reckoning is me”

i LOVE her i love her VERY much

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i was wrong cheryl is phenomenal !! how many times can one girl flip her hair !!

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“not to be a complete narcissist but i thought people would be more...”

“...obsessed with you?”

i love her your honor

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i’ve gotta say this writing is horrid but the visual cues are striking

the references to twin peaks? all visual. grundy recreating the cover of the lolita film? brilliant.

also who is going to protect this child

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every single child at this school needs to chill the fuck out why does everyone have a monologue prepared at any given moment except for archie who apparently can’t even think to rip off high school musical

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“gay, thank god”

the only true ally

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reggie trying to guess how archie got ripped and archie laughing and saying it’s from work is at the opposite end of the spectrum from jackson asking “where are you getting your juice?” and scott, baffled, answering “my mom does all the grocery shopping”. i just don’t know what the spectrum is a spectrum of, but i know those are the two ends of it.

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“i’m breakfast at tiffany’s and this place is strictly in cold blood”

god she’s so dramatic i’d die for her

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man in this moment i identify with archie because i, too, would completely stop listening to anyone and just stare in absolute awe if veronica made an entrance like that while i was in high school

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his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song???

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i know i’m supposed to care a lot about cheryl because she’s a morally bankrupt redhead and that’s my type but this is a serious question: how am i supposed to care about anyone else on this show now that i’ve met veronica

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and we’re beginning the riverdale watch, unfortunately belated because Circumstances

so far jughead is narrating about the ~shadows underneath~ the small-down appeal and again i would like to ask why this child does not have enough homework to prevent the overwrought monologuing

don’t you have homework

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I AM CHOKING ON MY LAUGHTER FP'S PRISON NUMVER IS 24601 IM CRYING

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s2 we got a serial killer we got the jingle jangle we got toni who is outfit twins with jughead (they're both queer) we got archie starting a vigilante gang to impress his girlfriend's dad, hiram mcdaniels literally a five headed dragon

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oh just kidding we're starting s2 love that jughead's in a gang now and that the only good parent in this show got shot