Severus

I don't want to be here

[halfbloodtwink]

I suppose I'll do a introduction

Hello, I am Severus Snape

-Fifth year

-Pronouns? Call me what you want I couldn't care less

-Mulciber kisser

Individuals I despise ⬇️

Potter: @jamespotterthedeer

Black: @siriusblackisnotadog

Lupin: @l00ny-m00ny

woman kisser: @marls-girlkisser

People I tolerate:

The other one: @heirtothehouseofblack

Woman kisser 2: @a-field-of-fucking-flowers

crackhead: @bartemius-the-second-crouch

crackhead's wife: @rosiers-are-red

the high one: @the-whimsical-rosier

My ex: @smartestwitchofherage

Woman kisser 3: @verymarymacdonald

that one person I sort of forgot about: @aliceofashes

Main acc: @snulcibersdaughter Contact regulus (the other one) to join.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

Guys low-key think I ended up dating an accidental performative male do I break up with him @l00ny-m00ny @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @marls-girlkisser @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @the-whimsical-roiser

[halfbloodtwink]

How did that happen on accident 😭

[siriusblackisnotadog]

Guys low-key think I ended up dating an accidental performative male do I break up with him @l00ny-m00ny @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @marls-girlkisser @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @the-whimsical-roiser

[the-whimsical-rosier]

(Art by cutegirlart on ig)

Photo from our date! It went so well!!! I would love to take you on another one Lily!!!

@smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @siriusblackisnotadog @l00ny-m00ny @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald

[halfbloodtwink]

✨

[halfbloodtwink]

I'm gay but I hate myself so I'm homophobic.

@smartestwitchofherage, @aliceofashes, @siriusblackisnotadog, @l00ny-m00ny, @the-whimsical-rosier, @jamespotterthedeer @heirtothehouseofblack, @a-field-of-fucking-flowers, @marls-girlkisser, @verymarymacdonald, @bartemius-the-second-crouch

[siriusblackisnotadog]

realist shit ive heard all week

[halfbloodtwink]

ikr im so relatable

[halfbloodtwink]

I'm gay but I hate myself so I'm homophobic.

@smartestwitchofherage, @aliceofashes, @siriusblackisnotadog, @l00ny-m00ny, @the-whimsical-rosier, @jamespotterthedeer @heirtothehouseofblack, @a-field-of-fucking-flowers, @marls-girlkisser, @verymarymacdonald, @bartemius-the-second-crouch

[the-whimsical-rosier]

Manifesting that a pretty red haired girl will ask me out... @smartestwitchofherage

@heirtothehouseofblack @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @siriusblackisnotadog @l00ny-m00ny @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald

[smartestwitchofherage]

GASP WHO IS IT- Just curious is all :)

[the-whimsical-rosier]

Well umm... she's in the year above me, Gryffindor, we study together sometimes, you know her really well and her initials are L. E. ;)

Please don't be oblivious and think I'm talking about someone else! Ask me out please please please you're so pretty and nice and amazing and wonderful! I can't stop thinking about you!!!!!!!!!!!

[smartestwitchofherage]

Oh..wait i don't know a girl who's initials are L.E. but me..oh my merlin are you talking about me-

FUCK YEAH FINALLY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU LOVELY

[the-whimsical-rosier]

So you know the weather has been really nice recently... a picnic by the lake doesn't sound like a bad idea... you free next Saturday?

[smartestwitchofherage]

Ooh yeah!! I love that idea!!

Do we consider this a date, love? ;)

@siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @the-whimsical-rosier @marls-girlkisser @heirtothehouseofblack @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @a-field-of-fucking-flowers

[halfbloodtwink]

Gay.

[smartestwitchofherage]

Twink

[halfbloodtwink]

NO REALLY???? 🤯

[the-whimsical-rosier]

Manifesting that a pretty red haired girl will ask me out... @smartestwitchofherage

@heirtothehouseofblack @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @siriusblackisnotadog @l00ny-m00ny @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald

[smartestwitchofherage]

GASP WHO IS IT- Just curious is all :)

[the-whimsical-rosier]

Well umm... she's in the year above me, Gryffindor, we study together sometimes, you know her really well and her initials are L. E. ;)

Please don't be oblivious and think I'm talking about someone else! Ask me out please please please you're so pretty and nice and amazing and wonderful! I can't stop thinking about you!!!!!!!!!!!

[smartestwitchofherage]

Oh..wait i don't know a girl who's initials are L.E. but me..oh my merlin are you talking about me-

FUCK YEAH FINALLY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU LOVELY

[the-whimsical-rosier]

So you know the weather has been really nice recently... a picnic by the lake doesn't sound like a bad idea... you free next Saturday?

[smartestwitchofherage]

Ooh yeah!! I love that idea!!

Do we consider this a date, love? ;)

@siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @the-whimsical-rosier @marls-girlkisser @heirtothehouseofblack @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @a-field-of-fucking-flowers

[halfbloodtwink]

Gay.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

Guys how do I get into nerdy stuff... (This is in case remus uncovers all of my flaws and the only thing that would keep us together is similar interests)

@l00ny-m00ny @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @marls-girlkisser @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @the-whimsical-roiser

[halfbloodtwink]

crack open a book for once

[halfbloodtwink]

I suppose I'll do a introduction

Hello, I am Severus Snape

-Fifth year

-Pronouns? Call me what you want I couldn't care less

-Bruce kisser

Individuals I despise ⬇️

Potter: @jamespotterthedeer

Black: @siriusblackisnotadog

Lupin: @l00ny-m00ny

woman kisser: @marls-girlkisser

People I tolerate:

The other one: @heirtothehouseofblack

Woman kisser 2: @a-field-of-fucking-flowers

crackhead: @bartemius-the-second-crouch

crackhead's wife: @rosiers-are-red

the high one: @the-whimsical-rosier

My ex: @smartestwitchofherage

Woman kisser 3: @verymarymacdonald

Main acc: @snulcibersdaughter Contact regulus (the other one) to join.

[smartestwitchofherage]

Wow great description Sev-

[halfbloodtwink]

:)

[the-whimsical-rosier]

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a pile of rocks

@heirtothehouseofblack @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @siriusblackisnotadog @l00ny-m00ny @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @rosiers-are-red @halfbloodtwink

[halfbloodtwink]

Panda... rocks don't have souls

[the-whimsical-rosier]

Rocks maybe but a pile of rocks now those have a soul.

[halfbloodtwink]

I wish you'd stop saying odd shit...

[the-whimsical-rosier]

I love women they're so pretty 🥰

@heirtothehouseofblack @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @siriusblackisnotadog @l00ny-m00ny @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @rosiers-are-red @halfbloodtwink @smartestwitchofherage

[halfbloodtwink]

can't relate

[the-whimsical-rosier]

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a pile of rocks

@heirtothehouseofblack @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @siriusblackisnotadog @l00ny-m00ny @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @rosiers-are-red @halfbloodtwink

[halfbloodtwink]

Panda... rocks don't have souls

[siriusblackisnotadog]

y'all know that one thing where the guy is like punching the air and crying and its captioned "Just know that If I could take away all the period cramps in the world, I would."? That's me with full moons btw

@l00ny-m00ny @the-whimsical-rosier @siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @heirtothehouseofblack @rosiers-are-red @bartemius-the-second-crouch

[halfbloodtwink]

He's down bad for the werewolf.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

SHUT UPPBHBBBHI

[halfbloodtwink]

so bad he's having a stroke

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I DONT LIKE REMUS. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I DO

[halfbloodtwink]

Really? 😐😑😐

[siriusblackisnotadog]

YES REALLY????

[halfbloodtwink]

😐

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I DONT LIKE REMUS.

[halfbloodtwink]

uh huh.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i hate these fucking twinks

[halfbloodtwink]

aww ty I hate you too ♥️✨

[siriusblackisnotadog]

PLEASE jump

[halfbloodtwink]

did you just tell me to end my life? Bet.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

y'all know that one thing where the guy is like punching the air and crying and its captioned "Just know that If I could take away all the period cramps in the world, I would."? That's me with full moons btw

@l00ny-m00ny @the-whimsical-rosier @siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @heirtothehouseofblack @rosiers-are-red @bartemius-the-second-crouch

[halfbloodtwink]

He's down bad for the werewolf.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

SHUT UPPBHBBBHI

[halfbloodtwink]

so bad he's having a stroke

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I DONT LIKE REMUS. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I DO

[halfbloodtwink]

Really? 😐😑😐

[siriusblackisnotadog]

YES REALLY????

[halfbloodtwink]

😐

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I DONT LIKE REMUS.

[halfbloodtwink]

uh huh.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i hate these fucking twinks

[halfbloodtwink]

aww ty I hate you too ♥️✨

[siriusblackisnotadog]

y'all know that one thing where the guy is like punching the air and crying and its captioned "Just know that If I could take away all the period cramps in the world, I would."? That's me with full moons btw

@l00ny-m00ny @the-whimsical-rosier @siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @heirtothehouseofblack @rosiers-are-red @bartemius-the-second-crouch

[halfbloodtwink]

He's down bad for the werewolf.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

SHUT UPPBHBBBHI

[halfbloodtwink]

so bad he's having a stroke

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I DONT LIKE REMUS. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I DO

[halfbloodtwink]

Really? 😐😑😐

[siriusblackisnotadog]

YES REALLY????

[halfbloodtwink]

😐

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I DONT LIKE REMUS.

[halfbloodtwink]

uh huh.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

y'all know that one thing where the guy is like punching the air and crying and its captioned "Just know that If I could take away all the period cramps in the world, I would."? That's me with full moons btw

@l00ny-m00ny @the-whimsical-rosier @siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @heirtothehouseofblack @rosiers-are-red @bartemius-the-second-crouch

[halfbloodtwink]

He's down bad for the werewolf.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

SHUT UPPBHBBBHI

[halfbloodtwink]

so bad he's having a stroke

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I DONT LIKE REMUS. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I DO

[halfbloodtwink]

Really? 😐😑😐

[siriusblackisnotadog]

YES REALLY????

[halfbloodtwink]

😐