The Gentlemen's Bastard

[punavoidable]

THE SHARK ON THE RIGHT IS STRAIGHT UP KILLIN’ IT 

AND THE SHARK ON THE LEFT JUST HAS NO FCKING CLUE WHAT HE’S DOING

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY OMFG

[shadowsartist]

I suggest Father Chains as Saint or Nameless Fourteenth because:

He

was

a real

Saint.

5 Children:Seriously,he’s my hero.

[locke-charmer]

Fuck. Some of you already know that I'm rereading TLOLL right now. Let me share some important things I relearned. Of course, there be spoilers below.

Chains was a blackjacket. Holy shit. How'd I forget that?

The last time they do the Gentlemen Bastards team cheer (for lack of better terms) is right before the meeting with Barsavi at the Echo Hole... Of course. And Locke says the "we'll see each other again" thing. The thing that damns characters to death. Awesome. (Yeah, this just really hit me hard this time around. Like "screaming and tears" sort of hard. Good thing I was the only human in the house at that point.)

Speculation: We may get the origin of the "team cheer" in a future book. If we do, I will cry so hard and for so long that they'll name waterfalls after me.

Fact: I want Thorn of Emberlain now. Then again, who doesn't? But we cannot rush the Crooked Author. That's just inconsiderate.

[locke-charmer]

My friend was complaining about being useless when monsters are involved in Minecraft. I was like "Pfft. There is a worse scenario. 'Locke Lamora here and today I'm playing Minecraft. Seriously what the fuck, Jean? I don't know why you're so into this... Oh. My. Fucking. Crooked Warden. DID THAT JUST BLOW ME UP? IT FUCKING BLEW ME UP. JEAN, WHAT THE FUCKDAMN?'" And we're still laughing about that.

[locke-charmer]

me: this book destroyed my life and broke my heart into a million tiny pieces

me: here read it

[locke-charmer]

So... I tried to do a thing where Locke talks to Scott... IDK. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[locke-charmer]

What happens when I try to write a paper and suddenly remember that everything is sharks? THE CONCEPT OF THIS. Obviously.

Happy birthday, you awesome motherfucker. Happy fucking birthday!

[locke-charmer]

I may or may not have told my Locke drawing that it was "so beautiful I could kiss [it.]" HELP ME. I'VE REACHED THE LEVEL OF DUMB WHERE ALMOST EVERYTHING IS ACCEPTABLE.

[nicebirthdayasshole]

Scott Lynch on a ruler

[nicebirthdayasshole]

[stalepeeps]

BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE.

Locke Llamara and Jean Tanhen….

Gods.  What have i done? (happy day of expulsion from your mothers womb)

[eorlsdotter]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[splitpeach-remade-deactivated20]

Visit Original Link

[insertbadpun]

I didn’t even know what I was expecting but THIS IS GREAT.

[torycanteven-deactivated2014092]

Gonna reblog this until I die

[thorinthesassmaster-deactivated]

It’s 3:30am and I’m cackling alone in my room

[boyscout6-deactivated20210630]

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

[jneuner21-deactivated20180304]

Saw the pictures and i really didnt know what i was expecting 

[aph-lithuania]

this is my favorite audio post

[nicebirthdayasshole]

SOME SINGING SHARKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY.

[vinasimran]

I really want to reread Gentlemen Bastards but I have so many other things I’m trying to read right now the struggle is real.

[nicebirthdayasshole]

#mollyann is moronic#gentlemen bastards sequence#i have been trying to read the phantom of the opera for more than a month#i have like 100 pages left wtf#silmarillion ive been trying to read since last semester when i didnt have the chance to finish it#children of the mind since its the last book the quartet and i need to read it what the hell#but then theres fucking locke and his ridiculous friends#theyre taking over my life

[locke-charmer]

Hahahhahaha! BE FRIENDS WITH ME. I WILL REPAY YOU BY INTRODUCING YOU TO THINGS THAT EAT YOUR SOUUULLLL.

[dottedmelonart]

Adventures of Capa Barsavi and Sharky the Handpuppet

[ariaste]

Did the thing again. I know how much you like the thing. First, House Drakasha’s words are “Tossed by the waves, but does not sink.” Second, House Reynart has alternate words: Qu’ils mangent de la brioche (“Let them eat cake”) Third, I would like to take this moment to formally apologize for House Delmastro. I only considered “Burn baby burn” for like half of a second, I swear. Set One (Belacoros, Tannen, Lamora) Set Two (Chains, Sanza, Falconer, Barsavi)

[eclecticbookshelf-deactivated20]

I love the Gentlemen Bastards fandom because I can call my friends in it bastards and they know I mean it in the most loving of ways ever.