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ah shit it turned into a polycule again

carefully alternating between bangers and undanceable garbage in my dj setlist

welcome to hell. your punishment is the world of unimaginable torture, where most people are driven by hate and fear instead of reason and compassion

australia has created something unknowable. scientists are trying to figure out what the fuck it is but they have no fucking idea what it is

do you girls think ali baba and the 40 thieves ever explored each others bodies

I just ate every apple

i just ate you

What variety are ur cutie mark apples

honeycrisp. unfortunately those are the same kind my dad was killed by

(Applejack if she was a gangster rapper)

On my apple family shit the way I AppleJACK your whip

Buck the wrong tree you know my MAC has got a switch

And you can call me applebloom rhe way I shoot from the HIP

Dear Celestia I hope you've all learned your lesson, or else you'll get a visit from my granny, Smith & Wesson

really good but this implies i'm not already a gangster rapper

rediscovering my inner child and immediately calling the abortion clinic

*uncontrollable screaming*

one man goes in, one man comes out. but not the same man

Would you rather eat one apple or not

unlimited apples, no games, no bacon, no apples

Applejerk

my evil twin

applejack(s) like the cereal?

no, applejack like the horse

"are you a fictive" no im a frictive the way i frick all the time

i open my head and instead of a hamster on a hamster wheel like god intended, i find a hamster wheel with three smaller hamsters all arguing

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