Good God Who Let This Guy Out

The creature got out again

[locker-room-kitty]

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Name: Puck

Pronouns: It/He

Gender & Orientation: Transmasc + Gay

Wtf is wrong with me: LSN AuDHD, anxiety, frontanchor of a system

I'm a college student (majoring in business against my will/hj)

Interests: Heated Rivalry, Game Changers book series, Seattle Kraken (you've met me at a very hockey time in my life), Project Hail Mary (only the movie, yet to read the book)

Sideblogs: @shoot-the-fucking-puck (yes I used to be @shootthefuckingpuck, tumblr nuked me dead) - Hockey live blogging

Other shit to note: other members of my system may wind up posting here, we'll figure out tags when that happens

[shootthepuckingfuck]

Not enough hockey in my life so @locker-room-kitty and I are watching the 2025 Stanley pup playoffs

[locker-room-kitty]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[nudityandnerdery]

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

[taavicleric]

[darchildre]

Y'all, Gritty is great, but please remember that the Kraken have their own twink-troll monster mascot, Buoy (pictured here on Pride Night 2023):

[sleepysidcros]

[shootthepuckingfuck]

@locker-room-kitty

[locker-room-kitty]

Fuck yeah we are, suck it V*K

[locker-room-kitty]

I burned my hand making pasta and accidentally dumped said pasta down the drain, somehow this is the V*Ks fault

[locker-room-kitty]

New Jersey release my Kraken merch right this instant

[locker-room-kitty]

For pride month this year I’m going to continue to read a bunch of MM hockey books and procrastinate course work

[locker-room-kitty]

Save me M/M hockey romance books save me

[locker-room-kitty]

My back is already not a fan of my summer course starting up. I really need to stop sitting like a shrimp when I take notes

[locker-room-kitty]

Here's your reminder that if you're gonna mock Shane and Ilya's chair-less wedding, you must also mock Scott and Kip's chair-less wedding

[defend-the-deep]

04/16/2026: "alright, there's vince dunn. he was just punchin' some guy in the face" and i wish it was yours natcast

[locker-room-kitty]

Have we considered clicker training Hollanov

[heavenlycarnage]

wow grubi this was beautiful

[locker-room-kitty]

I finally managed to buy most of the Game Changers books (currently missing Tough Guy) after a trip to the bookstore :)

[locker-room-kitty]

Marly and Hayden sneak out together after Boston/Montreal games to hangout/fuck (usually with either Jackie on the phone in Boston, or at the Pikes house in Montreal) but they aren’t found out by Shane and Ilya because they’re also busy sneaking out with each other. Hijinx absolutely ensue btw

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by markassus on instagram!