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📍𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 ( 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒈 )

[locomoticn]

quick rundown :

matthew massie, better known as matt jackson. a true california boy who'll sit and argue about in n out being the best burger chain to ever exist. a little vain but who wouldn't be with his hair, beard, dangly earrings and the cutest dimple to be showcased when he smiles. currently, he is married and has two kids. though things haven't exactly been the greatest at home which he keeps to himself for the most part due to being in denial that his high school romance turned into what was a happy family is slowly falling apart at the seams. no matter how hard he tries to salvage it. very much into his faith. occasional drinker. walks around dripping confidence but at the end of the day, he's soft, shy and filled with anxiety.

noteworthy connections :

@pensford/ the person he'll always go to when in deep waters or needs a shoulder to lean on. a true ride or die.

feel free to contact me with any plots or ideas!

[gothcheerleaderx]

Alright, I came back from the dead. Tell me what's new, what did I miss? What's the newest gossip besides Max crying? 😂

[locomoticn]

fourteen years we’ve been together, a pretty long time. too long i guess. 🥴 lmao, you might be a little bother but in a different kind of way. this is sorta different and not so playful / work related.

[gothcheerleaderx]

Alright, I came back from the dead. Tell me what's new, what did I miss? What's the newest gossip besides Max crying? 😂

[locomoticn]

eh, it happens i guess. fall out of love, cheat, blah blah. should’ve saw it coming. i’m alright, jules. pen has been taking good care of me when needed. so has my brother. i wouldn’t want to bother another soul.

[gothcheerleaderx]

Alright, I came back from the dead. Tell me what's new, what did I miss? What's the newest gossip besides Max crying? 😂

[locomoticn]

damn, :/. i was hoping for some juicy stuff here! but still there’s nothing guess i’ll bite with the latest with me. currently going through a separation with the wife.

[blueberrypnckes-deactivated2023]

I hate when I look at how much time I’ve spent on certain apps because my stubborn self sees it and goes, “Oh, it is not!” when yes. it fucking is.

Happy Wednesday. You know what that means.

For me, it definitely means I’m going to binge Dark Side Of The Ring while inhaling 10 piece buffalo wings and onion rings because I’m tiny but I eat like a 16 year old football player trying to make weight.

[locomoticn]

all i saw was ten piece buffalo wings and onion rings. god, that sounds amazing right about now. 😮‍💨

[vivalavargas-deactivated2023112]

idk what any of you are talking about. i definitely wasn’t crying last night.

[locomoticn]

was it was self tanner streaming down your eyes from sweat? ..not like that totally happened to me. 🥴

[neverbeyours]

[gothcheerleaderx]

Alright, I came back from the dead. Tell me what's new, what did I miss? What's the newest gossip besides Max crying? 😂

[locomoticn]

did you find any of the newest gossip? because i’ve been mia and kinda sorta need to be filled in.

[locomoticn]

am i the only night owl around here or what? …after i hit post, i’m probably most definitely gonna crash out and crash out GOOOOOOD. #postandghost

[locomoticn]

y’know, the weekend goes on by pretty fast when all you do is sleep it away. 🥴 how was yours?

[hayterade]

getting your workout done this early in the morning makes your day look not as exciting. idk why i do this? anyway, cheers. It's monday. try and get through it.

[locomoticn]

which is funny, considering most do workout early so they can get things done during the day too. it’s easier considering you knock it out of the way. not me though, i’m more of an afternoon/morning dude. yup, sure do. and nope, it doesn’t. especially the younger they are. let’s just say it’s a mix between playing with kids toys and watching disney movies / cartoons.

[hayterade]

getting your workout done this early in the morning makes your day look not as exciting. idk why i do this? anyway, cheers. It's monday. try and get through it.

[locomoticn]

whatchu mean? early workouts are the best workouts because then you don’t gotta do anything else for the rest of the day but slack off.

[mrcedesmone-deactivated20230313]

locomoticn·:

oof, definitely had nights like those a couple times but to be fair.. the show has to be boring to begin with if it just coddles you to sleep so effortlessly. i highly suggest the #postandghost.. it really works wonders on twitter of all places. that’s where i do my best work.

after all that digging, most times I just settle on that comfort show - you know, the one I’ve seen like a hundred times so it’s essentially like a bedtime story at this point. causing chaos on twitter with that strategy? I live for it. let me start doing that just to spice things up a little more. 

[locomoticn]

i felt that, usually i end up on trailer park boys of all things. 😩 that’s the comfort show for me. now i’m curious to know what’s yours. you gotta! that place is full of the worst people who think they’re owed the shittiest opinion ever. at least, to me and my brother. lmao.

[omegamcn-deactivated20230204]

damn, very missed. regardless, i hope you got some good ass sleep.

[locomoticn]

some good ass sleep was taken this weekend. probably way too much sleep but hey, i deserve it.

[locomoticn]

am i the only night owl around here or what? …after i hit post, i’m probably most definitely gonna crash out and crash out GOOOOOOD. #postandghost

[locomoticn]

☹️ if only i was awake to stomp on the floor and say no. missed opportunity.

[mrcedesmone-deactivated20230313]

locomoticn·:

am i the only night owl around here or what? …after i hit post, i’m probably most definitely gonna crash out and crash out GOOOOOOD. #postandghost

I feel this but my equivalent usually is spending an hour trying to find a show to watch and then falling asleep two seconds into whatever I settle on. might have to give the #postandghost route a try to shake things up a bit.

[locomoticn]

oof, definitely had nights like those a couple times but to be fair.. the show has to be boring to begin with if it just coddles you to sleep so effortlessly. i highly suggest the #postandghost.. it really works wonders on twitter of all places. that’s where i do my best work.

[simcnsays-deactivated20230917]

locomoticn·:

that sounds like something you’d do, and do it extremely well. to the point where you’d post some cliffhanger about your day then won’t hear from you for a few days. just to keep the people guessing.

I do love a good cliffhanger. the best part about them sometimes, too, is that you can channel your inner TV show prematurely canceled and just never follow up on them if you feel like. only downside to all of this is that there’s no fancy hashtag like yours.

[locomoticn]

these days, that seems to be my specialty. sometimes you just don’t have the energy to follow up.. or maybe that’s just me. 🥴 but you mentioned it so you have to feel that way to some capacity too. some fancy hashtag, i just got told that’s not how hashtags work.

[locomoticn]

am i the only night owl around here or what? …after i hit post, i’m probably most definitely gonna crash out and crash out GOOOOOOD. #postandghost

[locomoticn]

🤔 care to explain?