Aerial Silks.

I'm tired.

I….I will though…I wont know what to do….Promise me your patients?

Do you think it was because we disagreed on Sweeney Todd?

I promise you my patience.

I don't know... maybe?

#I don't know...#convo

I'm tired.

I’m going to be having sex like it’s the first time with someone that I’ve done it with like I dunno countless times….I’m just….nervous I guess…I don’t wanna look like an idiot.

Maybe he doesn’t like me.

#she's going to get raped #*learning*#convo

I promise you won't look like an idiot. *kisses*

I don't know why he wouldn't like you, though...

I'm tired.

Well yea of course you can’t! Mean while I’m sitting here worried I’ll look like a dick.

Logan, I think I might’ve lost a few hairs. Do you think I was imagining it?

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You won't look like a dick.

Uhm... I don't think you were. But, I don't know what got into Noah then. That's just really weird to me.

#she'll learn #convo

#dat red hair #I love Kurt Cobain #misc

I'm tired.

I can’t wait.

Yea but ya see, darling, the difference is my sister has never thrown a kinfe at my head!

I can't either.

Are you positive that he was aiming for you? It doesn't seem like something that he'd do.

#convo #oh naive Logan

I'm tired.

I dunno…..I’m penises know what to do know matter what though…it’ll just have to be my brain..

Have you ever seen him throw a knife?

We'll just have to wait and see.

Can't say that I have, but I've seen others throw one. Like your sister Paulette is a knife thrower.

I'm tired.

I think I’d be okay with that…might have to reteach me everything ya know.

I’d describe him more like mean, scary, and obnoxious.

I'm okay with reteaching you. Maybe you might have muscle memory or something when it comes to sex?

Huh... that's weird. I never really saw him as scary.

#she's my lazy troll queen #I love Ria

mark-sparkles replied to your post: To get out of my date for tomorrow, I told this...

purrrrrrfect love

Ria thought it was a perfect excuse, too, trolololo

I'm tired.

Pshhh…..naw…I mean that might be a reason….but really for a guy who can’t remember what sex is like, I still don’t think it’s all that bad.

Yes well I don’t think he likes me all that much. Kept calling me Mike…on purpose.

#convo #I'M EARING THE BONER SHIRT #*wearing

We may just have to remind you on what sex feels like.

Really? Noah is just usually so nice!

To get out of my date for tomorrow, I told this kid that I forgot I had a Skype date with my internet girlfriend Ria.

What compelled me to say this than my usual reason, I don't know.

But it was perfect.

#ooc

I'm tired.

I’m sorry honey….If it makes you feel any better, I don’t think it’s such a bad addiction. It’s better than like weed.

Did I stutter? Cause ya know he told me I shouldn’t do that either! No, Logan, he threw a knife at me and it just barely skimmed my head.

I think you like it because you benefit from it.

Just... oh my god.

I'm tired.

….Mental health clinic?

Funny cause he threw a knife at my head…

.... sex addiction is apparently a good reason for someone to get sent to one of those.

What?!