Not Drunk Enough For This Shit

Yeah, yeah. I'm a repairman. Fuck it. //RP Blog for Logan Ibarra from Not Drunk Enough Status: Healthy M!A: None

[whoatess]

Print that’s gonna be available at AX @ Table A80! Then, hopefully, online afterwards. *hifives you*

[whoatess]

Anytime Clement doesn’t say something shitty in an update I’m compelled to make him say something shitty somewhere else. 

[sodoffyabuggers]

*Someone was lucky. They got to knock on the door of a seemingly homeless looking man in a fur collared white doctor’s coat with a mouth full of horrible teeth. The door opened to emit the collective nuances of a whorehouse and a badly kept bar, smells that were either comforting or distressing depending on your temperance. 

Worth curled up a lip. Not noticing any injuries. People usually didn’t knock for shits and giggles though. Not here.*

Tell me yer lost, so I can go back to watchin’ Judge Judy.

[loganibarra-blog]

[As the door opens, he’s adjusting his cap, and when the door opens he’s reaching into his pocket.]

Judge Judy? Nice taste. Someone called me to go to this address for AC repair.

[As his hand leaves his pocket, he’s lifting up a piece of paper with messy, however readable address on it. It is certainly here. In his other hand is a tool-box with the name “Logan” written onto it in permanent marker.]

Don’t tell me someone prank called this address, did they?

[whoatess]

what sorts of voices does everyone have?

[lucexworth]

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[marci1900]

Send me "have you evers" and I'm gonna answer with yes or no

[whoatess]

woo bright and silly fashion yayyyy!

[whoatess]

Logan has great plans for his armory in Not Drunk Enough!

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guardianbartender started following you

A friend told him about this bar. A bar filled with weird people dressed up in costumes, but at this point a lot of these costumes looked so real he wasn’t sure if this place was honestly a joke.

And it was not okay. But he drove all the way here, so he might as well stop for a beer or something. His friend was busy trying to do whatever the guy did in the bathroom, maybe smoke or something.

So instead, Logan let himself sit down at the bar, fingers nervously tapping against the counter. Maybe he needed more than just a beer. Maybe he needed to get fucking wasted and everything would make sense to him.

But, he was going to start with one.

Now he just had to wait for the bartender.

[mr-pulvis]

[Miles has to assert his dominance over scruff havers. He considers himself the scruff alpha. And now he’s rubbing his chin, admiring his own scruff for a moment.]

 Heh, thank ya. Yours ain’t half bad either.

Nice t’ meetcha man, ‘m Miles.

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[Logan is still proud of his scruff, and there is approximately nothing in the world that can wring it from him.

He’s way too stupid.]

Are you like, one of those hipsters with an affinity for the deep forest log-cutter woodsman look?

[burningfeathersx]

They’re mine.

Same as those butterfly eyelashs of yours.

[’sick’ seemed like a terrible descriptor, but it is, he knows, a type of compliment. So his pride accepts it.]

[loganibarra-blog]

Pssh. What’re you talking about?

[There are no butterfly-eyelashes here. Nooo sir. They’re entirely normal.]

They’re just eyelashes. I don’t get why people keep pointing them out like they’re special or something. It’s like people HAVEN’T seen eyelashes before.

[He’s reaching for his flask. He wants to stay true to his ‘Take-A-Drink When Someone Mentions Your Apparently Fabulous Eyelashes’ game.]

[dogicrimsonofficial]

“Not a furry. Fantasy setting. Ya know, elfs, dragons, imps, mischievous spirits, stuff like that.” - First time someone thought him as a furry. “No fur on me. Aside from the vest.”, he then poked at the fur collar on of his vest, before giving bright grin. Yes. Yes he was taking the bait, perfect! Ringtone was sucky liar, but thankfully for once he was believed.

The question about his scars… Ring poked the one going across his nose, giving slight chuckle. “Nope. They are are real, unfortunately.”, he responded, still having slight smile on. “Name’s Rico.”

[loganibarra-blog]

“That. Is. Sick.” Now Logan was definitely impressed. Shit, he wanted to make up like that. That would’ve been awesome. Not to walk around in it, cause that would’ve been weird, but just to take like a few pictures and keep them would’ve been just a w e s o m e.

“Rico? My name’s Logan.” Logan grinned back at Rico, obviously in belief in whatever Rico had to say. Maybe it was because he was gullible, or maybe it was because believing in supernatural would’ve been too much of a stretch for him. “So what kind of fantasy race are you? I’ve played enough Dragon Age and Skyrim to figure out a large majority of them.”

[whoatess]

Logan is always so eloquent, and Clement is always a classy gentleman.

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Not Drunk Enough update dudes! And some character portraits that will be going up on the site soon! Girls to come~!

[loganibarra-blog]

sleepy gOOD NIGHT

[dogicrimsonofficial]

“In a wheelchair, I know.”

Wait…. Dammit he forgot his human form.

“Oh… you mean my looks?”, Rings ears folded back partly, and Ring coughed on his fist. “Make up.”

[loganibarra-blog]

“Those ears just moved...” Logan squints, hand moving to his chin to tap away in thought. Maybe this guy was just a furry.

“I’ve never met a furry before. Nice make up, though. I’ve never seen anyone use make up for a look like that.” He believed it. He actually believed it.

“I’ve seen plenty of people in a wheelchair before. A lot of people just can’t walk, it happens.”

“...Are the scars make up, too?”

[loganibarra-blog]

burningfeathersx started following you

Sick scar, man. I don’t see shit like that except on SUPER buff dudes in Street Fighter.

Weird eyes too. Is that natural or do you got contacts or some shit like that? Whatever it is-- it’s pretty sick.

[loganibarra-blog]

themagentahunter started following you

Whoa, what the fuck--

You’re-- you’re kinda...

[He’s not sure if he should continue that statement. It’s obvious that what he’s seeing, the other person has probably seen too. That’s not a human. Or maybe it was someone trying to dress as a furry and dedicated themselves to it?

This is a human world, he’s pretty sure he’s not crazy-- maybe.]