Its Not The World Thats Cruel

We are all just stories waiting to be read and understood

[adlersadie]

#proud

[whoiskasey]

[elodieunderglass]

these are really good observations!!!!

[daisylowes]

As far as I’m concerned, a ‘swimsuit body’ is a body with a swimsuit on it.

[honeysofte-archieve]

Varric Tethras: rogue, storyteller, and occasionally unwelcome tagalong.

[yuhimebarbara-deactivated202206]

Ah, my beloved lady warrior Cassandra Pentaghast!

[trashwarden]

I just want everyone to remember how precious Cole is. 

And thank you for 3500+ followers, guys! :D

[aymmidumps]

Andreil, soulmates-identifying marks AU...?

i heard you but the first thing that came into mind was this:

soulmate whatever-they-write-on-their-bodies AU

[businessboybrick]

A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

[hanasheralhaminail]

All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the ‘fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human’.

To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship’s day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it.

The human loves them even more for it.

[southerndrawlinmypants]

They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

[sergle]

@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH… the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!! then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures. and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

[still-waiting-for-godot]

Piece I drew for the 2018 @aftgholidayzine!

Read the accompanying fic: [here]

Grab yourself a copy of the zine: [here]

[corvidprompts]

“What is it with folklore, myths, and sex?” the asexual complained. “Seriously. None of these rules make any sense, and the punishments don’t even scale with the crime.”

The spirit shrugged. “Horny gods,” xe signed. “Really horny gods.”

[regualr-size-horse]

Happy Snowbaz day!! I hope you all get to kiss your enemy/crush in a burning forest

[kayascodelorio]

No problem, Matt said. Need anything else? — A clear shot at Riko and no witnesses, Neil said. Matt grinned like he thought Neil was joking and left.

[wertigous]

I really love that scene, bc Neil is totally serious and Matt is like ‘that’s so cute’

[drogonfish-deactivated20190622]

profile ↳ the p e r f e c t court

‘riko was supposedly handpicking the future US national team. he called it the “perfect court”, and even though it was unofficial and unbelievably arrogant, his talent and upbringing gave some credibility to the idea.

[andrewsnothing]

Neil: I thought you said this wasn’t about winning.

Kevin: I did say that, so you would go slower, and I would win, which is what happened.

Neil: You’re just as competitive as I am.

Kevin: Bullshit. I’m more competitive.

[waestlandbaby]

Neil gets a broken rib one day after being bulldozed into a plexiglass wall and they take him to hospital and drug him up. Anyway, Andrew is sitting there in the corner and he’s not exactly scowling not exactly pouting but it’s close and Neil has never seen anything quite as beautiful ever in his life. So he beckons Andrew over and of course Andrew comes and he looks Andrew square in the eye and says, ‘can you hold something for me’. Andrew raises an eyebrow at him but plays along and holds out his hand expectantly and Neil just straight up plops his hand right in it and smiles smugly at him like he’s somehow tricked him into liking exy. ‘You’re a fucking dumbass’ Andrew says but he doesn’t let go.

[faintlyglow]

me, drinking my third beer: kevin day, a known bisexual nerd, definitely thought matt was super crazy town hot (esp when he realized matt was lowkey actually a pretty talented exy player) and the ONLY reason he didn’t get a big crush on him is bc he thought matt was straight bc matt and dan were dating

[buffonia]

As much as the Foxes disliked each other at the times, they disliked their opponents more.