Boldly Going Away

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 19

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Quark (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Lysandre (Pokémon)

Voting ended onMay 30, 2025

[Quark]

"you know why."

[Lysandre]

"Why would you not want a beautiful giant redheaded man to be pregnant… anyway. Hear me out: -- He's clearly desperate to make important changes in the world and rather than trying to kill people that energy would be better put into raising a child. And what better child to raise than one he has given birth to with his body. Basically I think it would fix him. -- He is very large and hourglass-shaped which means he can handle it and he also has perfect hips to give birth. In my humble opinion. And it would make him look very good when pregnant (in my humble opinion). -- Okay so let's imagine he succeeds with his evil plan and everyone in Kalos except Team Flare is gone. Now they have to repopulate. What better candidate to be carrying and delivering all those new Chosen Ones baby but him??? Do you really think he would let anybody else do it??? Surely not. I rest my case. -- Also it would be really funny. Which should always be the most important argument. In my humble opinion."

[Bonus art from submitter]

[logic-shmogic]

My Favorite Things About Star Trek (TOS)

-all the ways they avoided saying “sex” -eyebrows -cats turned into sexy ladies on two separate occasions -the ensign that Chekov was hitting on in “The Apple” that beat the shit out of two grown men -Uhura -“how many times can we reuse this set before they notice?” -“how many times can we reuse this actor before they notice?” -the spray painted pipes glued to plywood, glued to the walls to make them look more legit -all aliens wear go-go boots -“lieutenant please call all the ship’s most important personnel for beam down to this hostile planet” -everyone else has like an actual shirt under their uniform but Kirks just got a little black collar sewn into his uniform so that when it gets ripped we get to see his chest -every ship had its own insignia and this is never mentioned in any of the other series (not even Enterprise as far as I know) -all the other captains are assholes, all of them -“Fear not fair maiden!”, “Sorry neither.” -the prime directive is more a suggestion than a rule

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There's a problem with the Javelin Program.

Patreon chapter bomb has begun! Patrons get one chapter of Time to Orbit: Unknown every day for the next five days! Non-patrons, don’t worry; you’ll bee seeing these chapters in one week’s time.

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[batmanthighhighboots]

Hey read this! This rewired my brain (positive).

[theshipwars]

The Ship Wars, The Final Round: Griddlehark (Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus, The Locked Tomb series) VS Spirk (Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek) VS Shadowgast (Caleb Widogast & Essek Thelyss, Critical Role)

Griddlehark

Spirk

Shadowgast

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

[Image Description: A competition banner showing Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus, from the book series The Locked Tomb, versus Spock and James Kirk, from the TV series Star Trek, versus Caleb Widowgast and Essek Thelyss, from the Campaign Two: The Mighty Nein of Critical Role. End ID.]

[wrenrouge]

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

[wrenrouge]

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

[wrenrouge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT  UP!!!!!!!

[logic-shmogic]

Venom but it’s Quark and Odo

[tngbabe]

[batmanthighhighboots]

[batmanthighhighboots]

I actually know this one! It’s because Gene Roddenberry hated me, specially, and didn’t want me to derive any joy from life!

[batmanthighhighboots]

taika waititi and james gunn looking at what they have left to work with

[killowave]

[logic-shmogic]

My Favorite Things About Star Trek (TOS)

-all the ways they avoided saying “sex” -eyebrows -cats turned into sexy ladies on two separate occasions -the ensign that Chekov was hitting on in “The Apple” that beat the shit out of two grown men -Uhura -“how many times can we reuse this set before they notice?” -“how many times can we reuse this actor before they notice?” -the spray painted pipes glued to plywood, glued to the walls to make them look more legit -all aliens wear go-go boots -“lieutenant please call all the ship’s most important personnel for beam down to this hostile planet” -everyone else has like an actual shirt under their uniform but Kirks just got a little black collar sewn into his uniform so that when it gets ripped we get to see his chest -every ship had its own insignia and this is never mentioned in any of the other series (not even Enterprise as far as I know) -all the other captains are assholes, all of them -“Fear not fair maiden!”, “Sorry neither.” -the prime directive is more a suggestion than a rule

[frappuccinio]

hey just wondering what the FUCK was i on when i wrote half the spirk shit i wrote.

[lousysharkbutt]

now i’m being obstinate on purpose

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[batmanthighhighboots]

[batmanthighhighboots]

You know I had to serve it to em

[batmanthighhighboots]

Couple in a horror movie: *is constantly berated by malevolent, clearly supernatural forces*

Husband: obviously my wife has gone nuts and I’ll humor her until it’s inconvenient for me