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Lesbians of tumblr and beyond here me! I need advice…there is a cute women in my class that I like. I got her number but I’m not positive if she is lesbian. I’m 85% sure she is but I’m also very nervous. This would be my first lesbian relationship…do I ask her?
Also feel free to comment advice you have…be gentle with me
Do I ask her out?
Yes
No…but keep trying
THESE UPDATES WILL BE SLOW. I’m sorry but I am unfortunately a college student and have lots of research for my degree to do. I will try to keep them regular, but it is likely to be possibly once a month ,if that, for updates. Feel free to leave me encouraging comments to keep me going! 😊 Yall are amazing, beautiful, and deserve the best! Enjoy ♥
Karlach x Katherine Chapter 1
Karlach had finally gotten her second upgrade from Dammon. Wyll was the first person to embrace her in a big hug.
“Who knew my best friend would be on my tail all this time.” Karlach says happily as she hugs him back with the pent-up force of ten years with no kind contact. Karlach wanted so much more than a hug but knew Wyll would not want to cross that line. After their hug she looks at Dammon who still has a look of concern.
“What’s wrong, soldier?” Karlach was trying to mentally prepare herself for the bad news she knew she was about to hear.
“Karlach this won’t fix your engine. In the end it will burn you from the inside out and I know you would rather die here then go back to Avernus, but you have to at least give it thought.”
“I’m never ever going back! If it’s a choice of living in Avernus for 1,000 years or bust right now!! I’D CHOOSE BUST!” Karlach said angrily
“I know…but I may have someone in Baldur’s Gate that might be able to help. An elf with some of the most powerful healing magic I have ever seen. She goes by ‘Katherine’ no clue if that is the name she is still going by, but she should still be in Baldur’s Gate. The only issue is, she only heals those who are worthy of it. I don’t know how she knows it but if you can be helped, she will know your name. It’s a clinic in the city called Waypoint Clinic. If I see her in the city before you do, I will try to talk to her, maybe get you in with her.”
Karlach was suspicious but thought it wouldn’t hurt to at least give it a try. ‘What I got to lose.’ She thought. Halsin with a curious expression asks
“Do you know where she is from? Maybe we can find out more about her on the way to Baldur’s Gate.” Halsin says hopefully truly yearning to help Karlach.
“No one knows much about her. Except for her assistants but they don’t say much about her. All very nice so they will be the ones to help with minor injuries or illnesses. But she only helps those that deserve it, and she will know if you’ve done evil.” Dammon says and he looks around his forge for a pen and paper.
“Soldier…I know I may be nice, but I have done…bad things in my life. I’m not sure I am deserving of help.” Karlach says defeated.
“I thought you had said you were given UN-willingly to Zariel to serve in the Bloodwar.” Shadowheart inquiries.
“Well yes, but still. I have lots of blood on my hands. But it is worth a shot anyway. Let’s get to moonrise tower and get the hells over to this clinic.” Karlach says with what little hope she had left in her body.
*I have yet to actually finish the game yet. So, I am just going to skip the rest of act 2. Sorry, this story takes place in Act 3 anyways. Please also bear with me if something is not exactly right, I am trying to do some research on act 3 so it makes the most sense but don’t want to spoil everything for myself*
After being in the city for a few days Karlach is more than defeated as she walks up to an abandoned building that looked like an old clinic. ShadowHeart is the first to approach Karlach who is on her knees in front of the one place she thought could possibly be the answer to getting her life back. ShadowHeart puts her hand on her shoulder.
“Karlach…I’m so sorry. We will find a solution I promise.”
“THIS…was supposed to be the answer…there is nothing left now. Let’s just finish off Gortash and maybe just MAYBE I will not explode before we get this elder brain out of the way.” Karlach says her heat is rising by the second.
“Karlach please, try to calm down…let’s have a few days rest to think things over. Nothing is happening right now.” Halsin says he is trying to keep Karlach at least somewhat stable.
“I need to be alone right now.” She says and stomps away from the group and goes to her parents’ graves. She just sits close to the grave with her head in her knees taking in the quietness of the graveyard until she hears some footsteps behind her. A gentle hand lays on her shoulder that Karlach finds oddly comforting. She doesn’t look, assuming it to be one of her companions coming to check on her.
“You can sit next to me solider, but I do NOT want to talk about it right now.” She only hears the soft thud of the person sitting next to her. She sighs and sits with the person for a few hours till the sun is starting to set.
“I want to live solider…I’m not ready to die and go back to the Hells. This isn’t fair!” Karlach says barely above a whisper. Her metal heart broke if that was even possible.
“How can this stupid thing be fixed! I never asked for any of this…what did I do to deserve this.” Karlach's face is steaming from her tears as she looks at the person sitting next to her. Only to find it wasn’t any of her companions but an Elf. She looks half in shock and half in wonder. The elf was very pale with long white hair and long white eyelashes to follow.
“I-umm didn’t mean to say all that…I thought you were some else.” She says slightly uncomfortable that she just told a stranger her burden.
“These things can be hard, Karlach. Fate is an odd thing with no true meaning behind what happens to us but if there is something that can be done for it or with it. Fate might just point the way for you.” The elf says with a calm demeanor as she conjures up some Lotuses around her parents’ graves making a beautiful display for Karlach to enjoy.
“They would have been very proud of the person you have become.” The elf says with certainty.
“HA! You don’t know me that well.” Karlach’s heart became heavy with sorrow.
“Then enlighten me. Tell me about Karlach.” She says swiveling in the dirt to face Karlach with a soft smile, her downward pointing ear making her look like a small fawn.
“I don’t think you will enjoy this story; it’s rather depressing to hear.”
“Try me.” She says with eager eyes.
“Okay…fine.” Karlach says with both hatred but a small bit of comfort that someone was truly willing to listen to her. Karlach regales her tale of wo and the eld only sits and listens as Karlach talks. After a while the sun sets and the graveyard is darkened hollow with no soul but theirs. “Alright soldier. Now you know…I ain’t some saint. I’m a monster from the Hells…so what do you say to that! Hmm?” She says with both anger and nervousness of the elf’s answer. The elf pauses before asking
“Can I see your hand, Karlach?” Karlach rolls her eyes and gives it to her. The elf gently takes her hand into hers and looks at her palm.
“A courageous spirit with cunning and bravery. A battle born with a heart of gold. Hmmmm…but I don’t see any.” She says with amusement.
“Anywhat?” Karlach says with piqued interest.
“Monster lines.” The elf says with a satisfied smirk. Karlach laughs.
“Okay, okay. You got me. I’m not a monster, just a Tiefling with shitty bosses and an even shitter lifeline, I reckon.” Karlach says, taking her hand back and props herself up on them.
“Yea Gortash is a real…piece of…work.” The elf says weary of any prying ears.
“Do you and your companions have a place to rest while in the city?” The elf says standing up dusting off the dirt on her dress.
“We will probably find a nice spot outside town to camp for the night. Plus, there are too many of us soldier, too many for your home.” Karlach says admiring the elf as she gets up.
“Nonsense! We have plenty of space. The more the merrier! Let’s get back to your companions and get you guys back to my place to stay while you’re in town.” She says offering Karlach a hand to help her up with a kind and sincere smile. A smile that Karlach was taken by but still weary of. Karlach sighs and gives her a small smile and takes her hand. The touch of her had Karlach’s fire stirring and making her lower stomach tight.
“Alright, Solider. I will talk with them, and we can all decide if we would like to stay with you. I might come by tonight tho…I…it was nice talking to you soldier. You are easy to talk to and…you just listened to me.” Karlach poured her heart out to her and meant every word of it. After talking with her she realized she is still holding her hand. She can feel her soft hand wrap around hers as the elf says
“My doors are always open for those in need. Don’t worry about it Karlach, we have plenty of space, food, and other supplies for you and your companions so take all the time you need to.” She puts both her hands on Karlach and holds it tight. Karlach became almost overwhelmed by her kindness.
“You know I think fate might have sent you to me soldier. If there truly is such a thing, I…have never been about to talk about this much with the others. It's…nice to get it off my chest.”
“Of course, that is a hard thing to have to carry all alone.” She smiles and lets go of Karlach's hand. She returns the smile in full as they start to walk out of the graveyard and back to where she has left her companions. When she doesn’t stop them, she starts to panic.
‘Shit! Where could they have gone?! Is she tricking me – fuck- I knew this was a bad idea.’ Karlach head starts going to worst case scenarios.
“Karlach, I can practically hear your thoughts. It’s all fine, my assistants offered them a place to drink and stay while they were in town. They are simply back at our place.” She calmly explains and this helps Karlach a little bit, but she is still nervous as they walk through the dark alleys and streets of town to a building near the bay of Baldur’s Gate. Getting to a building on the bay where Karlach can already hear the laughter of her companions and relaxes her shoulders little. They walk to the back door of the building but right before they go in Karlach thinks of something. The elf stops when Karlach does follow her in and asks
“Everything okay?”
“I never told you my name…did I.”
The elf only smiles and steps to their side of the door giving a small bow and a gesture to come on in.
“Welcome to Waypoint Clinic.”
I now have a new character to obsess over…that character is… KARLACH CLIFFGATE. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
If you don’t know who that is this isn’t the place for you
I will be some (a lot) of Karlach stuff but what should I do first
What should I do first with my darling wifey Karlach
Human Karlach x Oc story
BG3 Karlach x Oc story
Karlach scenarios (like what I’ve done with yondu)
It took me so long to get Yondu drunk enough to smile for the picture or take a picture of him, period. But holy shit they are so much fun to drink with and know a lot of tricks to get me over a hangover too. But Gef was so much fun and had me try all the different drinks this place had…he also got the gothic stripper to dance on me for ‘free’. Y’all I almost died, why was she soooo beautiful?! Yondu was laughing at how ‘uncomfortable’ I was as this is apparently something they do with non-ravager people. After her little dance she smiled and asked “You’re not straight are you?” and through my tomato red face said “No, no I’m not.” Least to say this shocked the ravagers. They actually knew what pansexual was but they were mad, they had secretly slipped her money to dance on me and embarrass me and I liked it LOL.
EDIT: Y’all she slipped her number into my pocket…now I’m nervous.
If Yondu came to you rn and said “Come with me.” Would you go?? I 1000000% would, especially rn!
Yes
No
Ravagers took my phone part 2
Okay y'all! Fuck off why was there so many dick pics! Also Taserface you think you would have learned your lesson the first time when I kicked you in the balls. Your everything is as good as your name…stupid. I have a response for all of y’all.
Yondu: I am abusing the fuck out of your number. Also fuck you! I wanna drink too!! But also get it y’all are disgusting that is why I have my own bathroom. What the fuck do y’all do in there? You know what don’t answer that, I really don't want to know.
Halfnut: Dude I literally have no more storage space!
Taserface: Just gross. I have block your number btw.
Gef: I might have to take you up on that. My employer from Terra is taking forever getting me units.
Brahl -You asked me a fucking question and then told me to ‘shut the fuck up’ when I answer it! Sooooo fuck off!
Scrote - Not my fault you have the good shit and thanks. I will leave some units as repayment when I get them.
Narblik - Bruh you're not fooling me we both know you gonna rob it. Not against it but women know when you are lying.
Ravagers took my phone part 1
Warnings: cussing and suggestive stuff
Y.U - Hey kiddo, took your phone. This shit is ancient imma get you a proper communication device but in the meantime enjoy all the selfies we took on your phone. I put my direct number for emergencies only, don't abuse it! And no more sneaking off the ship. From now on I’m your personal guard off the ship, so no going out without me. To make sure no one is trying to sneak you off again I threatened them with extra work and scrubbing the toilets. So they aint gonna help you this time.
Halfnut - I took so many dick pics on your phone.
Taserface - Put my direct number in your phone. If you ever need a good pounding.
Gef - If you need someone to rob and store for ya’ I’m your guy!
Brahl - I don’t give a fuck just let me drink in peace.
Scrote - I know it is you breaking into my expensive liquor cabinet! I’m actually impressed next time you wear gloves so I won’t be able to find out it was you.
Narblik - I know a good spot with nice girly type shit if you ever need me to grab you something…all legally of course.
Okay, so Yondu did not want me to go to the bar…can you even call it that. Whatever, so he stayed behind to ensure I was being watched but Halfnut and Tullk helped me sneak off the ship. Yall’ it was so much fun! Taserface and Kraglin were so drunk at this point and I was taking some videos and pics to have in my logs back home and they insisted that I take a pic of them. Kraglin still does not like me but he is much nicer when he is drunk. Taserface kept hitting on me tho…not a fan. So I kicked him in the balls right as Yondu was walking over. He was genuinely surprised that I was able to ‘take him down’. He said “Well at least you can handle yourself much more than I thought.” He then pulled up a seat next to me and got a drink for us. Whatever shit he got me was nasty! He smiled when I spit it out. I am 99% sure that he did that shit on purpose.
Yall this was so worth it! I can’t stop laughing but Yondu makes me go to roll call and duty checks in the morning with everyone else and he pulled me aside after the meeting. He just wanted to know my schedule for the day and was still pissed at me for wandering off the other day at a brief stop. He said “No doing anythin’ stupid lass! Got it?” and I responded with “Yes daddy.” and that was his face. I CAN'T yall!! He was so confused and didn’t know how to react to it. I swear he blushed a little but it was purple…I am making it my personal mission to make him blush.
Been on the ship for a few days and he is still quite suspicious of me still. Don’t blame him though. He seems kinda chill and is actually really smart, especially about ships. However, he was pissed at someone the other day and I could hear the yelling from my lab. My lab is pretty remote compared to everywhere else in the ship too. I also have to sneak most of these picks too but totally worth it for my logs
I am doing post like this based on my scientist Oc x yondu fanfic. So my Oc is on Yondu’s ship conducting research and these “post” are logs of her time on the ship. i am currently working on the actual story but thought this would be a fun led up to it. 🙂
I own none of these pics and I get them from Pinterest just as an FYI.
Sorry krags…I know I said I wouldn’t post the pic but this what you get for talking shit about me. For those wondering, Kraglin was trying to tell Cap’ something and he kept pretending he couldn’t hear him. EVERYONE COULD HEAR HIM! He was screaming at this point and I got this masterpiece.
Me when cat
Taser face: Soooo miss hottie if you had to sleep with one of us in this whole ship who would it be?
Oc: Yondu
Taser face: oh
Oc: oh! I’m sorry, did you want me to say you?
Taser face: Was kinda hoping hottie. *winks*
Oc: Okay! Okay. Ask again.
Taser face: if you had -
Oc: Yondu
Yondu x reader
Warning: smut, knotting, and slight BDSM
“Captain?” I ask quietly as I peek my head around the corner as I didn’t know if he had fallen asleep in the Captain chair again. I see him sitting there just looking out into space. He looked almost peaceful til he turns around the stoic and stern face returning to his face and mumbles
“What?”
“I have the newest leads for jobs available…if you would like to review them. Just wanted to see if you were awake or not sir. I can obviously give them to you tomorrow if you don't want to.”
“Nah, bring ‘em over. Just explain ‘em to me, don't feel like readin’ tonight.” He says patting the chair across from him (Co captain’s chair) before leaning back on his own.
“You sure Kraglin won’t be pissed at me sitting in his chair.” I say with a smile as I chuckle lightly. Yondu smiles and laughs.
“Boy will be fine now, tell me about these possible new jobs.” He says, closing his eyes with a smile. I smile too seeing him relaxing around me. I had always liked the captain and had been here for about a year. Was just a common crew member at first but soon came to my current position of ‘Job lead analyzer’ really all I had to do was get some job leads and do some research on the object and the client.
“The first one is from a wealth broker from Nowhere: he is offering 1 Mil to get an object back but he wouldn't specify anything about the object so don’t have much on that BUT i did search him up and he has very extensive criminal background ,not shocking tho, but he was also marked as a traitor by Stakar for a deal gone bad. Some of the other boys said they did ‘small’ jobs that went wrong. So overall this one doesn’t seem worth it but obviously your call." I say shrugging as he looks at my note on my hologram and hums to himself.
“Good money but best to not risk it. Any Other good ones for a good amount of money.”
“Not really but I have four smaller ones that would be around the same amount of money and we have done jobs for all of them before so we can trust their words a bit more.” I say with a chuckle “But you’ll have to go talk with the woman that practically threw herself at you that one time.” I laugh as Yondu rolls his eyes and groans. He playfully punches my arm as I dramatically exclaim
“Oh no! My arms it’s broken! *fake panting* I-i think I n-need you to do mouth to mouth resuscitation.” I smile and laugh at Yondu. Yondu smiles and laughs too as we remember the way this woman tried to get Yondu to literally do anything to her.
Yondu’s pov:
This one was a good addition to the crew as she was one of my top now. She was a fantastic crew but she would do any job no matter the risk. Which pissed me off as she was a little careless wanting to prove her worth constantly. I gave her the Job analyser job to keep her safer and not get her into danger with them boys. I smile and laugh at her joke about the women being so desperate for me. I look at her as she is laughing and leaning back in the chair. I watch her as she seems to shine with the stars.
‘She don’t want no old man. Or alien dick. But hot damn I do like this women.’ i think as i watch her laugh and lightin’ my mode.
Your Pov:
I always loved brightening the mood on the ship just trying to keep everyone’s sprites high. I stopped laughing when I saw Yondu staring at me. With his normal unreadable expression. I start to worry I have overstepped my position and choke down my laughing and go back to the jobs.
‘Damn! I think I just made his mood worse.’
I think as I panic on the inside as Yondu eventually was behind me leaning over the chair claiming he needed to move around a little bit. I was growing more and more nervous as he was so close to my neck. I could feel his breath on my neck and his hands and arms on either side of me. Getting a closer look at the info about the newest job opportunities. My face starts to heat up as I know I’m blushing now. I try to keep the conversation going to keep myself distracted but he keeps asking questions with his voice right in my ear as I try to keep myself from shivering when he does. I feel my core heat up and a damp spot of my panties form as we keep talking. Soon enough we get done with the overview and I get up to leave.
“All them jobs were on Contraxia right?’ Yondu askes
“Yea. They are all there but are kinda far apart from the meeting spots they gave us. We could send those that you think would be best suited for each job tho.” I say trying to get back to the barracks just to try and get away from Yondu as I feel myself starting to shake from arousal. Yondu hums and starts to walk with me.
‘Noooooo. Fuckin’ hell the one time I DON’T want him to be near me and he is FUCKING walking with me.’ I think as I try to control my nervousness and arousal till I get to the barracks to calm down as I start to take the corner to the barracks Yondu calls to me.
“Lass didn’t Krags tell ya?” I look at him confused and shake my head. Yondu rolls his eyes.
“ ‘Corse he didn’t. Well he was rather busy today. Anyways lass we got you a room to yourself since ya the only women on board. Krags overheard some of them boys talking while you were asleep and said it would be best for ya’ safety.” He says motioning you to follow. I gulp
‘FUCK NO!! Please don’t be next to his room! Please don’t be next to his room!’ I think as I see the captain’s room.
‘You’ll be next to me lass. Gotta make sure my top women is safe.” Yondu says quietly, trying not to seem weak to you.
‘SHIT!’ I think. Yondu seems to see my discomfort as he puts a hand on your shoulder as you seem to jump greatly at his touch.
“Lass?” Yondu's voice is stern but still soft to you.
“Y-yes captain?” I say unable to look at him as I’m trying to not freak out at his touch.
“Has something happened? You seem very uncomfortable. I may be a Ravager but I won’t allow them boys to hurt you.” Yondu says, taking my chin making me look at him. Our eyes locking together. You don’t say anything practically hypnotized by his red eyes. I wanted to tell him so badly how much I liked him but captain and crew code forbade it and I couldn't risk him getting in trouble with Stakar. I was able to talk with Stakar and he gave Yondu another chance with the ravagers. I look away, my heart hurting knowing I can't be with him. Yondu sees this a become concerned
“Lass, let's talk in my room.”
“NO! S-sorry sir…I’m fine. Just gonna miss the boys ya’ know?” I say trying to get to my room and take care of this now urgent issue. Yondu’s eyes narrow and he leans on the ship's wall. My legs nearly gave out as Yondu just leans on the wall looking like a picture perfect hot as hell captain.
“Got ya’ eye on one of them boys?” Yondu says curiously so he can make his life hell.
“S-sort of.” I say as I start to visibly shake with arousal now. This doesn’t go unnoticed by Yondu whose eyes are now wide open.
“Ummm lass… HA! Are you that turned on? Just the mention of your hot ravager makes you a mess.” He leans in with a chuckle and whispers lowly into your ear “Let me guess, is it Kraglin?” You snort
“No sir.”
“Hmmmm Tullk?”
“HA! No captain. Ya’ aint gonna get it.”
“Hmmm…Taserface?” Yondu says half disgusted. You almost vomit at the thought.
“Horuz?”
“Good gods no. Have you seen that man?? Plus I think he is married. I may be a ravager but I aint about that shit. Plus you ain't even close to be completely honest.” You say less aroused but the leather is still damp in between your legs.
“Ya he's probably too old for ya huh?”
“Nah. I like an older man to be completely honest with you.”
Yondu smiles slightly at this but knows you don’t prefer alien dick to a terran like dick.
“FFFuuck… this is gonna kill me now. Hey, how about we make a drinking game of this. Tomorrow is our ‘lax day anyways. You game girly?”
“Hmmm fine. I guess.” You say giving up on keeping this a secret. Yondu was gonna find out one way or another. You mentally prepare yourself for his arrow when he finds out. You walk into his room and it’s rather spacious but it’s trashed.
“How in the HELL do you walk through this pigsty?”
“What’s a pig-tsy?” Yondu says confused
“Never mind. What alcohol you got and for fucks sake no whiskey. You remember how that went last time.”
“Nah but I like whiskey for me. I got some Terran wine tho. You want that girly?”
“Ooooo yes! I haven’t had terran wine in so long.” You say and Yondu pour his and your glass.
“Okay lass…I will ask a question to help narrow it down and then guess the name. Such as I do it based on rack you would simply say if its a high rank or not. Get it?” Yondu asks, taking a small sip and sits down close to you and pats next to him. You nod and sit next to him.
“Ok first question.”
“Let doooo…is he on the ship right now or off ship?”
“On ship.”
“Mmm’k. Rank?”
“I thought it was just one question? But at this point you gonna find out so he is a higher rank.”
“Perfect! Not Krags! Really my- the boys a catch!” he says taking a big sip of his whiskey.
“Ha no. He is very nice but I don’t see him like that tho.” You set your nerves on fire. You take some sips just for the taste and to try and throw Yondu off. After hours Yondu has gone through a whole bottle of his whiskey and has seemingly gone through the whole ship.
“Shit! Lass have you been fucking with me. I have named everyone on this ship.”
You sigh. “Not everyone. You're forgetting one person and said person is the man. I have liked since becoming a ravager.”
Yondu groans and just can’t seem to get it. He even just starts saying all the names again. Not drinking this time but when he gets closer to the top (Rank) you start to get nervous.
“Tullk, Krags, and then me” He says as you sigh and drink the wine.
“What! I said them names before.” He says and you bury your face in your hands.
“Oh my gods. Ya old man…Yondu… for fuck’s sake are seriously not getting this! Repeat the name you just said.” You say lean toward him with a pissy expression.
“Tullk.” He says. No drink.
“Krags” No drink.
“And..” within that moment Yondu finally gets it. As you lean back with the glass in one hand ready to drink.
“Me?” You down the wine and let the glass down.
“Surprise.” You say sarcastically and look at your feet. You don't hear much until you are thrown over Yondu’s shoulder. You half expected him to throw you out of the room onto the cold hard floors of the ship. You keep your eyes closed and tense as he walks over to the door or so you thought. You feel Yondu throw you…onto the soft bed. You open your eyes with surprise and see Yondu taking his dusters off and his boots.
“Captain?”
“Lass…you have no idea how looong I have wanted to have this perfect terran body of yours.”
“What…ya’ aint mad?” You ask propped up on one elbow Yondu looks at you confused.
“The hell? Why would I be mad a beautiful terran and…my closest friend actually wants me an old man.” You hear Yondu say as he takes his shirt off causality as he wasn't absolutely ripped like the others were. You see the concern on his face as you roll your eyes as you sit on the edge of the bed and pull Yondu’s body to yours. You sigh and kiss his stomach and you make sure to pay extra attention to his scars. He hates them but you love them so much.
“S-sorry ‘bout the scars lass.” Yondu says ashamed.
“Oh Yondu…you have no idea how turned on your scars make me.” You say and make your way up to his face and kiss the scars all along his face. You look at him to see his cheeks a deep purple as you smile and touch his face. Yondu smiles and leans into it.
“Is someone blush…captain?” You tease as Yondu chuckles.
“You shouldn’t be saying much lass. Your cheeks are sooo very red.” You put your hands to your face. Yondu chuckles as puts his hands on your cheeks and brings your face to his stop just a few inches from his and askes
“Are sure ‘bout this lass? Centarains pair for life and the courting is long…but I have liked you for a while. I’m ready to start courting you if you- “ you cut him off with a kiss.
“You talk too long, captain. I'm very much ready for courting you.” You say as you stand up and move Yondu to the bed. Sitting him on the edge of the bed and kneeling between his legs.
“Now… let me please you captain” You say with a wink as you pull Yondu’s pants down as his cock hits your face and you couldn’t help but become nervous seeing his massive alien cock.
“Sorry lass I know you probably don’t like alien dick but experiment as you please.” Yondu says as he looks at you.
‘Damn…I never thought I would see this one with my dick on her face.’ Yondu smiles as you start to feel his cock. Gently stroking at first just see what his fully hardened cock would look like. He was very girthy and had a softer purple tapered tip as you stroke you feel an unusual lump starting to form close to the bottom of his cock. As you stroke up you see it better and start to stroke faster to see it. When Yondu suddenly pulls your hand as he leans over and pants loudly
“Fuck lass…I am…not ready to cum yet. I need that pretty terran mouth and cunt around me first.” He says between pants.
“I thought Centenarians had more stamina then terran. You are already about the cum?” You say teasing him.
“Watch it lass…still captain.” He says with a wink and lifts you off the ground and puts you on the bed gently as he is now kneeling in front of you. He gently removes your leather pants and boots being unusually gentle with you.
“Cap…I aint gonna break.” You say with sas. Yondu smirks as he removes your underwear with his teeth. You pant as your eyes widen as you know what is coming next. Yondu smiles and dives into your cunt, licking and sucking your cunt and clit, you couldn’t help but moan out loud.
“Now lass, I may like them boys but I aint good at sharen’ with them. Especially those beautiful moans of yours.” He says kisses your clit gently before looking under the bed for something. You sit up and pant as you try to compose yourself. Yondu slips his hand under your head and pulls your hair into his fist.
“Oh Fuck!” you gasp as he yanks you to him. You see the mischievous smile on him and his other hand behind his back.
“Got something for me cap'n'?” You say curiously
“Only if you're not quiet.” Yondu says holding up a gag bar. You whimper at the thought and couldn't deny how hot you thought it was.
“Fuck cap’n didn’t take you for the kinky type.” You say as he starts to kiss your neck and collar bone.
“Mmmmm, I've been ‘round for a while lass. I have my likings and you…are most certainly one of them.” Yondu says as he squeezes and sucks your tits. You couldn’t help but moan trying to keep your voice down. Yondu’s hands wander your body and start to trail down from your tits to your stomach then to your hips where he gives a good squeeze that would leave a bruise.
“Cap- Yondu?”
“Yes lass?” He stops and looks at your face.
“I want ummm…” You start to say nervous at his eye contact. Yondu smiles and leans up to you, taking your neck in his hand and using his index finger to make you look at him.
“What is it lass? You want what?” He says making you look into his eyes and making you say it.
“A kiss.” You say softly the eye contact making your stomach swirl. Yondu smiles and leans in to give you a passionate kiss as he guides one of your hands to his cock as the kiss becomes heated. You moan into the kiss as you stroke his cock gently as you feel the lump form again on his cock as he breaks the kiss gasping
“Fuck stop” You look at his concerned and ask.
“Yondu are you hurt? I keep feeling this lump on your cock and..then you say to stop.” You say genuinely concerned for him. He looks at you with wide eyes as he chuckles lightly sitting on his thighs and strokes his cock to make you see the lump.
“Lass as you can tell my cock ain’t like others…what you see and feel is a knot. Ya’ know what that is?” He asks as you shiver just at the thought. Yondu chuckles as he sees you shiver and leans back down to kiss you hard. He breaks the kiss and leans to your ear says
“You want your cap'n' to put his big blue cock in you? Hmmm lass? You want me to knot ya’?” You nod as you rock your hips and whimper. He kisses you again, pushing you down onto the mattress again as he gently lines his cock to you. He starts to sink into your cunt as you wrap your arms around him and moan into his neck.
“F-fuck~ Cap-tain Ah!” You couldn’t help the full feeling of his cock in as Yondu leans up with a smirk and chuckles.
“Full already lass?” He asked smirking
“So full cap’n.” you says moaning out as Yondu chuckles again
“W-what’s so funny?” You ask as Yondu intertwines his hand into your hair and yanks you up as he makes you look at his cock that wasn’t even half way in.
“Oh shit ,sir, I'm so full already…it wont fit.” You say sounding like a total slut. Yondu chuckles and pushes your head back down making you moan loudly as he smiles and puts the bar gag on you. Leaning to your ear as says,
“Cap’n’ will make it fit.” He says hotly as he inches further in making your toes curl and that feeling.
“Shit! Lass you’re so tight.” He grabs your chin making you look at him.
“If it becomes too much tap ,hard, three times on my neck and I will stop…twice if you just need me to slow down.” He says and tries to fit more of his cock inside you. He closes his eyes trying very hard to restrain himself not wanting to hurt or break you. After what feels like forever he is finally fully inside you. You whimper and moan into the gag bar.
“Fuck lass…i want to pound into you so badly…i dont wanna break you…have you ever sleep with anyone since you been in space lass?” You whimper into the gag and shake your head.
“Damn it, fuck!” Yondu exclaims as you feel his cock throb and twitch within you. He bites gently on your shoulder making you moan loudly into the bar gag. As you throb around him and move your hips.
“Shit lass! NO! If you do that I ain’t gonna be able to hold back and I’m not breaking you so soon.” You cry into the gag just wanting him to move inside you. His cock so big inside you it almost burns but you loved it wanting this for so long. Yondu doesn’t let you move as he pushes you hips down and to make you stop touching him tied your hands up with his duster belt.
“I'll take the gag out so you can tell me if it’s too much.” Youndu is panting greatly at this point, sweat dripping down his cheek.
“Yondu, please this is torture! Fuck me please captain! Please, I need you to move inside me!” You plea with him as he kisses you gently
“Promise to call it if it’s too much?”
“Yes sir.”
“Good girl.” Yondu says with a smile. He puts your legs over his shoulder and gently pulls out before slamming back in causing you to moan loudly as you bite your lip trying to not cry out with each brutal trust. Yondu grabs your chin and puts his thumb into your mouth forcing you to open and cry out.
“I dont give a fuck anymore…let them boys know who’s cock is making you feel so good.” Yondu starts slamming into you at a fast and rough pace making you scream and cry out his name. Your legs still over his shoulders as you squirm with the belt still holding your arms back. Yondu grunts and groans, still trying to hold his control.
“Y-yondu stop holding back!” You try to say it with sas but it comes out more like a moan. Yondu growls and flips you over to your stomach pulling your hips up. You cry out as he slams back into you, the knot starting to form at the base. It doesn’t quite fit but you’re sure Yondu will change that. Yondu slows as he puts you into a comfortable position. He brushes your hair away from the base of your neck before he places his hands beside your head and starts to pick up the pace as you moan his name. He growls when you do and leans down to the base of your neck kissing it and leaving hickeys all over your neck and shoulders. You cry out and moan as his pace becomes brutal.
“Yondu! Oh fuck~ please! I-iM getting close please…” You beg as you start to feel your orgasm building. Yondu doesn’t respond, just grunts and groans. Yondu somehow gets even faster but he starts to get sloppy. You know he is close so you start begging like a whore. Begging him to let you come.
“Fuck, Yondu I-i am cumming! Please cum in me!” With that beg Yondu snaps and bites down hard on your neck as he pushes the knots into you. You cry out as you gush all over his cock not caring if anyone can hear you. Yondu whimpers as his cum floods into you, his knot not letting a drop escape from you as you feel it starting to expand your womb. You pant as Yondu keeps cumming. He stays like this for a few minutes before he stops cumming your womb full and expanded.
“Shit, fuck lass. I’m sorry I didn’t mean to knot ya.” Yondu says and unties your arms. You couldn’t even respond so spaced out and fuck brainless. Yondu gently lays you on your side with himself still inside you. After a few minutes the knot pops out and his cum pours out as you whimper feeling empty.
“You back with me lass?” He asks concerned
“Yes sir.” You say weakly exhausted.
“Good, anything hurt? Lass you did so good. My precious little terran.” Yondu says lovingly and kisses your head many times making you giggle.
“No captain. I'm okay, just tired and sore.” You say as you turn to face him and snuggle into his chest.
“Is cuddling’ okay cap?”
“Lass stop calling me captain in private okay? And for you always, come here.” He says and pulls you close to him.
Viggo Grimborn x y/n
Part 2 (i think)
Warning: N/A
“Now, my dear…I would like to ask you a few questions. Just to ensure I know the best place for you here…if you plan to stay that is.” Viggo says pour himself and you some water taking a sip from his glass.
“Of course! I would love to say and assist with what I can sir!” You say eager and confident. You knew your skills with dragons and traps so now all you had to do was prove your worth to Viggo.
“Glad to hear it. Now I do see that you have your own dragon and I know you said as long as it’s your own it’s not an issue but are you truly…capable of killing a dragon. This would include skinning, removing of valued horns and claws, and even cooking dragon. Could you do this and not be impacted mentally?” He asks his business side on full display.
“Of course…I lived for many years…umm without human contact. I am very much capable of killing, disposing and eating of dragons, no issues there. But I will say Loki ,the dragon you saw before, is not my only dragon. That would be my only request is ALL my dragon be safe on and off the island. I can give descriptions and drawings of my dragons.” I say rambling in a way.
“My dear I don’t doubt that you are a good recruit but you are hardly in a position to make such a request.” Viggo stands up and walks to my chair and around spinning me to face him. Face stoic and hard. “But I can only promise this, if you show me what I will be receiving from you. A rumble horn is not easy to tame. You can be far more useful than a simple trainer or trapper, am I correct?” Viggo says smoothly and smirking face inches from mine.
“I can be yes. For the right price.” I say blushing but my stomach's emptiness becomes hard to ignore for days at a time.
“Of course my dear if you're a trapper you will be compensated on the level of danger of the said dragon. Now-“ Viggo says, starting his back and walking to the entrance of the tent. “-let us see what you can offer my dear.” He says as he opens the tent I get up quickly and exit the tent. Little did you know that Viggo had quite an eye on your ass as you walked away.
‘Shit! Now is not the time to get a boner over the new recruit!’ Viggo thought as he took a deep breath in and walked with you to the trapping grounds.
“Am I going to know what dragon I am working with or will it be a mystery?” You say dramatically making Viggo slightly chuckle.
“You will have your pick, the dragon you choose will tell me what I need to know and if you can subdue it.” Viggo states while walking with you.
‘God he is so fucking hooot!’ You think as we take glaces and him while you both walk. You come upon the entrance of the trapping ground. Viggo leads you to the makeshift area small but able to fit three caged dragons. A deadly nadder, a speedstringer, and hideous zipple back all in separate cages. You look at the dragons familiar with all of them.
“Sooo do you want to pick one to kill ooor?” You ask slightly confused as no dragon had become agitated or where even up and walking around all were laying down or asleep. Viggo nods at his brother Ryker taking a massive warhammer and swinging it at the metal gong, waking all the dragons up with a start.
“You will now show us what you can do. We will have other trappers as well as Ryker and myself to ensure no harm comes to you. Now my dearest, pick your poison.” Viggo says walking out of the area and going to sit beside Ryker. You hum to yourself knowing the nadder would be easy but wouldn’t prove much other than that you are a simple trapper and the hideous zipple back was easy enough all you had to do was get the head tangled up but the speed stinger was a small but fast dragon. You look at Viggo, his eyes staring straight at you.
‘I have to prove my worth to this man.’ You point the speed stinger and look up at Viggo you nod to a trapper. You now see Johann sitting near Viggo looking insanely nervous. Johann knew you were good but didn’t know if it was worth the sting of this dragon. You smirk as you know how speed stingers worked.
“Does this girl truly think she can subdue a speed stinger with no ammo or bola.” Ryker mutters to his brother. Viggo looks as the trapper gets the other dragons out of the area leaving only the speed stinger in.
“Have some faith dear brother. If she couldn't, surely she is smart enough to not choose the dragon. Isn’t that right Johann.” Viggo states smoothly as he looks at Johann. Johann was nervous but assured Viggo that you knew what you were doing. The trapper shot the arrow unleashing the cage, the speed stinger instantly running out as the dragon ran at you. You place your arms behind you and move just enough for the dragon to miss its target. The speed stingers were fast but had an awful turn radius and had to slow down just to prevent itself from running into the wall. After a while of doing this the small speed stinger grew tired as it looked at you and the cage still willing to fight you. You take a deep breath and with a straight back walk confidently to the little stinger as the dragon becomes nervous and attempts to sting you. They all watch, accepting you to freeze but you continue to walk at the stinger as you get closer the dragon becomes fearful and submissive as you had no effect from it attacks as it lowers it body to the ground. You get right in front of the dragon and using your wrist brace make a rattling sound and the dragon repeats the sound back to you. You step on the snout of the dragon not hurting it but making it aware that you are its alpha. Speed stingers often communicated with clicks and whistles. You make a few whistles and the dragon gets up and walks into the cage as you latch the cage shut. You look at Viggo who seems very satisfied as Johann is slumped in the back of his chair, hands over his face. Ryker is bewildered and doesn’t even know what just happened. Viggo stands up and states
“Welcome to the team my dear. Let's get you settled in.” Ryker glares at his brother still unsure of you.
She grim on my born 'til I viggo
His little architect
Loki x y/n
Warnings: Slightly Smut at the end
Summary: Y/N is the royal architect for the Odin family but has always liked Loki more than the others. Loki has recently come into power which y/n is excited about. Y/n will do anything to make her new king proud little does she know this new king has a keen eye for her and her…skills. This is set in the first Thor movie but Thor never returns and Odin’s sleep is basically permanent.
Sorry this took forever to get posted things have been crazy. This is part 1 of 2. 2 will be steamy 😜
I wake up with a yawn not ready to start my day. I get dressed in my uniform and look at the schedule…
“Okay, first thing is discuss with the king the new plans for the garden expansion. I really don’t want to talk with this old geezer! He doesn’t have any sense of color or style. *sigh* It’s fine…I will discuss with Queen Frigga before I begin building and ordering the item for the expansion.”
I got my morning routine done but didn’t have time to eat as I took too long doing my hair. I run down the hall and approach the door to the throne room. I take a deep breath and nod at the guard to let the King know of my arrival. I hear him tell the guards to open the door, the voice not from odin. The doors open and I am greeted with the sight of Loki on the throne. I start to make my way to the throne.
‘Shit!’ I think
I had always had a crush on the youngest prince but could never act on it as it was very taboo and would ruin his and my reputations. I get to the base of the throne and kneel to him bowing my head deeply. I wouldn’t kneel to Odin normal unless he requested but Loki… he was a different story. I had mad respect for this God and I was determined to let it show. He smiled and chuckled slightly.
“Normally this would be a different matter amongst the others. Asking them to kneel at least but you-” he stands and approaches you lifting your chin to meet his gaze “are something special. Now my dear my father never got to inform me of all his maids, what are you here for and not in a traditional uniform.” he says looking at you with curiosity in his eyes.
“I am his architect, my king.” I say still knelt down.
“My dear. Stand and speak to me directly. You are not a lowly maid as I had originally thought. No need to be so formal, at least with me.” He says smoothly. I stand up and fix my uniform slightly.
“I am the royal architect, my king. This is my normal uniform for this position but I can get a new uniform tailored to your particular liking, my king.” I say my back straight but dare not to look him in the eye. He hums and looks at me. A grimace on his face he didn’t bother to try and hide.
“My father has no taste. This is very unflatter both in style and color.” he says averting his eyes.
“Ugh tell me about it.” I say and quickly cover my mouth, not even able to stop the sentence before it leaves my mouth. “I-i’m soo sorry, my king.” I say very scared and Loki chuckled darking.
“Oh my dear this is just the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Now please tell me about the project or projects you are doing for my father. In order of most importance to least my dear.” Loki walks back to his chair as I stand at the bottom and begin to go over all of the projects Odin had desired for me to design.
“Okay let us walk to the garden to discuss the expansion and tell you about how a normal day looks for you and my father.” Loki stands and motions for you to follow as you two walk through the halls of the palace to the garden.
“Normally I would begin the day with a brief discussion of the project mostly to go over style coloring and any means he wishes to be included such as, this expansion is a tribute to the Queen. Your father wanted to be a surprise for her birthday but now things might be a little different to accompany your taste. I have some ideas I was planning to go over with him today about the expansion but nothing set in stone quite yet. This would be a normal day getting everything settled on coloring, flowers, and other items before I sketch the expansion as a whole and present it to him along with fabrics if needed.” I try to be as formal as possible as we get to the garden.
“Hmmm…I think we will still keep the expansion as a gift to my mother. She has always loved to be in the gardens. I would like to add a bench to allow her to sit and enjoy the flowers. Maybe we add a tree behind the bench.”
I nod and make brief notes of anything he wishes to change.
“What kind of tree would you like? I will say a willow would look the nicest but the upkeep is very heavy and they tend to be sickly. I could offer a few more or maybe discussion with the Queen about a tree she might enjoy? This is all up to you.” I say trying to ignore my racing heart that I knew he could hear.
“Hmmmm… No, let's not consult my mother. I would like for her to be truly surprised and as for the tree. You have a point with willow. Let's do three birch trees, one directly behind the bench and one of each side. Not directly on the benches side, I would like to add some succulent tables on either side so if she's to read she has a place to set them. Do you have suggestions?” He says looking over the garden.
I nearly choke on my own spit. ‘The prince wants my opinion??’ Odin only asks my opinions if the original plan failed.
Loki chuckles and turns to me “Oooh my dear. I may have BEEN your prince but now -” he walks up to me and lifts my chin and gets very close to me, our lips so close to touching. “ - but I AM your king now. Or have I forgotten that?” he says the last part next to my ear as I shiver. My body is heating up and I'm praying in my head that the blush in my face goes unnoticed. He then laughed quietly next to my ear.
“My dear, have forgotten that I can hear all those…interesting thoughts in your head.” He says kissing my ear lobe.
‘OH FUCK!’ I think panic spreads through my body. Loki sees my panic and gently grabs my hip to ensure I don't run as he gently sits down on the fountain’s edge and softly pulls me into his lap.
“M-my King?’ I say sit in his lap not daring to move off it. I shiver as he strokes my hips looking up and down my body and grimaces at the unflattering uniform Odin made me wear.
“Hmmmmm… I will see you in the tailor's office tomorrow night. To get you a new uniform one that -” He says rubbing his hand up and down my figure “ - better suits you and this perfect body of yours.” I shiver and whine as I see his hand travel down to grip my thigh. “Make sure to have the plans drawn out for me to see. As I will be there to ensure I will like the uniform and ensure that the tailor doesn’t dare abuse what’s mine.” He says one arm snaking around my hips and the other around my throat not hurting me but he holds it ever so gently. I nod as my chest heaves and my head spins. “Now…turn to me.” He says softly. I nod as I’m told, shivering as I’m now straddling his lap. He pulls me close to my body falling forward, my tits pressing to his chest and my hands on his shoulders. I look into his eyes as I see a green flash and I blink and look around.
“Is this your room?” I say as I flipped on my back. Loki’s arms on either side of me.
“You don’t know how long I wish to see you like this underneath me. And now *snap* - “ I jump and the cold air hits my body. My uniform turns to ash “ - bare to me only.” He says admiring the form beneath him. As he sighs contently and grabs my hand intertwined our fingers
“My King! This is not right.” I say struggling but his grip is too much as I look at him feeling self conscious as he smiles and leans to rest his forehead on him.
“I thought you were MY good little architect?” He says kissing my cheek gently as he strokes my hands. I shiver under him.
“I - I want… to be…good.” I say feeling my blush rising. He chuckles and kisses my cheek gently.
“I know you do.” He says kissing my lips deeply groaning into them.
