Jr Ultimate Grand Supreme

My goof around blog.

[killyridols]

lone cowgirl by lou benesch, 2023, unknown materials, unknown dimensions

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[hanesbeefytshirt]

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck

[eatcopperwire]

[metamorphesque]

Paintings of Archways, Doors and Windows, 2003 (oil on panel), Leon Morrocco

[pukicho]

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

[pukicho]

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[scrumptiousangst]

Staring for two hours at a painting doesn't make you deep.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i can stare for up to 7 hours actually

[oneheadtoanother]

[nyaa]

ᴛᴏᴍᴏʏᴀ ɴᴀᴋᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ@tomonyan55

[teaboot]

Thinking of Her

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

[the-uncanny-dag]

Gimmick blogs in 2026 are like 5% gimmick & 95% fuckass discourse and ebegging. 8 years ago, a dog pound identity theft account misposting about wanting to get dicked down again caused a global uproar so bad, they never posted again

[beanytuesday]

The Comic Store (from 2019)

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.