way too down.

mason matlin's the name. not a cool superhero like my bae...but i'm a dad, and i guess that's just as cool, maybe.

[lolmasonmatlin]

texts: mason/wanda.

Wanda: Is your family blowing up your phone yet?

Mason: yeah. hahaha. carter literally jumping around and screaming is way more tho. lol.

[scarletwiiiitch]

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Carter is obsessed with this shirt, but for good reason.

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masonmatts: i love you both a lot.

[lolmasonmatlin]

texts: mason/wanda.

Wanda: If you wake up and I'm not there, it's because Carter woke me up to make Gingerbread cookies at midnight. I almost told him no, but suddenly I was craving them more than I've craved anything.

Mason: oh my god. you two. lol.

Mason: also wtf is his deal thinking he can just show up asking for food at midnight. pls.

[memescomedy]

[lolmasonmatlin]

@sergevntbvrnes tagging u 2 save a life.

[lolmasonmatlin]

@tanaplus2: rt if you want to see steve and bucky rap battle.

[lolmasonmatlin]

texts: wanda & mason

Wanda: If he even gets a knife anywhere NEAR Katya I'm tanning his hide like my Mother did to Pietro the time he tried to come after me with Papa's hammer.

Mason: lol if that happens, i wanna watch.

[lolmasonmatlin]

@loki: @lolmasonmatlin I will eviscerate the beast.

@lolmasonmatlin: @loki I had to google what that means, and that's really gross dude.

[lolmasonmatlin]

texts: wanda & mason

Wanda: Dear lord..

-later-

Wanda: Why did our son just barge in and demand ten more little siblings? I feel like I should get a vote in this.

Wanda: Also, I love you too.

Mason: he wants to create an army. he spends too much time with loki.

Mason: keep him away from the knives.

Mason: yeet B)

[scarletwiiiitch]

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I’m just an orphan Sokovian girl who managed to find what she needed most in the world to piece herself back together. Happy Mother’s Day to my dearly departed Mama, I wish you could see my beautiful children in person. 

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lolmasonmatlin: i love you, babe.

[lolmasonmatlin]

@lolmasonmatlin: it's only 1:25 and i've already had to bathe carter once and console him from crying because first off...he spilled orange juice all over himself trying to help me fix wanda breakfast in bed...second, he got kicked in the stomach by a goat because he's carter and he has to fucking annoy everyone he comes in contact with lmfao.

[lolmasonmatlin]

texts: wanda & mason

Mason: yo do that anyway lol

Mason: sounds good, babe. i'm sleepy and carter just came in here and turned on grey's anatomy.

Mason: ...which explains the cpr...oh my god.

Wanda: This is why I refuse to watch this show with you.

Mason: I switched it to doc mcstuffins. He told me that she needs a better ER.

[lolmasonmatlin]

texts: wanda & mason

Wanda: If he gives mouth-to-mouth to a goat then I'm going old school Sokovian mother and cursing in Russian while I wash out his mouth with soap.

Wanda: Kat just quieted down, I might bring her to the bedroom in a bit. I'll have to see if Viz can check the hallways for goats before I head out with her.

Mason: yo do that anyway lol

Mason: sounds good, babe. i'm sleepy and carter just came in here and turned on grey's anatomy.

Mason: ...which explains the cpr...oh my god.

[lolmasonmatlin]

texts: wanda & mason

Wanda: I'm about to switch off. You get a screaming Katya, I get Carter's weird 1am questions.

Mason: omg

Mason: he just got in bed with me and asked if you could give cpr to animals and i'm really concerned.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[lolmasonmatlin]

@imogennotheap: @victoriasdirtysecret i got so many of them for so long i wanted to throw myself out of a window. ahh... alright. sorry, was curious.

@victoriasdirtysecret: @imogennotheap #selfproclaimedmemequeen

@victoriasdirtysecret: @imogennotheap haha, it's no big deal. i'm not pissed or anything. i'm just letting you know what's up. xD

[lolmasonmatlin]

@imogennotheap: @victoriasdirtysecret why's everything in dm's, Perez?

@victoriasdirtysecret: @imogennotheap your @ makes me want to make a million "mmm whatcha say" jokes but i mean other than that no reasons. some things just don't need to be published for the world to see!

[lolmasonmatlin]

@victoriasdirtysecret: if anyone's interested in checking out my livestream, slip into my dms for more details. c;

@victoriasdirtysecret: also i'm running a poll but like...through dms so again, hit me up. c;