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texts: mason/wanda.
Mason: yeah. hahaha. carter literally jumping around and screaming is way more tho. lol.
Wanda: Not to sound paranoid, but do any of them still hate me? Or give you grief about dating a dangerous timebomb/former international criminal?
texts: mason/wanda.
Wanda: Is your family blowing up your phone yet?
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texts: mason/wanda.
Mason: oh my god. you two. lol.
Mason: also wtf is his deal thinking he can just show up asking for food at midnight. pls.
Wanda: Well, he is his father's son after all. You've asked for food and much more at midnight and done the same sad-eyed look until a yes was heard.
texts: mason/wanda.
Wanda: If you wake up and I'm not there, it's because Carter woke me up to make Gingerbread cookies at midnight. I almost told him no, but suddenly I was craving them more than I've craved anything.
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text to wanda.
Brie: Couldn't you do it in a safe way? I need to know what happened...what they saw...so I can help.
Wanda: So many horrific things happened in Wakanda, I can't imagine how bad it was on Titan.. Are you sure you both can handle this?
text to wanda.
Brie: could you like...steal that memory...from when my dad was on titan...and peter disintegrated...so maybe my mom and i can understand...
Wanda: Brie.. Last time I was in your father's head, he ended up creating Ultron...
text to wanda.
Brie: okay, so i'm hoping what i'm about to ask you doesn't compromise our friendship at all because it's like...pretty bad...like on a scale of 1-10 it's a solid 8.
Wanda: This sounds... Ominous. What is it?
texts: wanda & mason
Mason: lol if that happens, i wanna watch.
Wanda: Of course you would.
texts: wanda & mason
Mason: he wants to create an army. he spends too much time with loki.
Mason: keep him away from the knives.
Mason: yeet B)
Wanda: If he even gets a knife anywhere NEAR Katya I'm tanning his hide like my Mother did to Pietro the time he tried to come after me with Papa's hammer.
@thebriestark: happy mother's day to three of my fave women on the planet: @mrspepperstark, @scarletwitch & @itsgonnabemayparker (yes, you too). i love you guys so much, and i'm so thankful for you both tbh. you've all taught me how to be simultaneously sweet, smart, strong, and sexy.
@wandamaximoff: @thebriestark You've taught me so much as well, Brie. Having you as a best friend makes life infinitely better.
texts: wanda & mason
Mason: I switched it to doc mcstuffins. He told me that she needs a better ER.
Wanda: Dear lord..
-later-
Wanda: Why did our son just barge in and demand ten more little siblings? I feel like I should get a vote in this.
Wanda: Also, I love you too.
texts: wanda & brie
Brie: I don't know. lol. How'd I end up with someone who isn't a fuckboy or like...whatever the male term for a gold digger is.
Brie: I DON'T KNOW. when i posted this:
Brie: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/09/62/ce/0962cef2b8b3ba0da7adb27ec5bdcf1b.jpg
Brie: he was like "lol a ring can be removed" and i was like "are you SERIOUS" like he has vanessa and she's hot as fuck so i don't even get what he's trying. lol.
Brie: i'm gonna sell all off his goats to the zoo i swear.
Brie: i don't need that stress in my life again lol. groot knows he's banned. groot will stick up for me. no pun intended.
Wanda: I suppose we're just lucky, to an extent.
Wanda: Sometimes Vanessa is just as bad as Wade, so she probably eggs him on. It's a giant circle that ends in a mess.
Wanda: He'd probably cry and break them out. Or worse, cry and get /Steve/ to.
Wanda: You and your puns, Brie.
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texts: wanda & mason
Mason: yo do that anyway lol
Mason: sounds good, babe. i'm sleepy and carter just came in here and turned on grey's anatomy.
Mason: ...which explains the cpr...oh my god.
Wanda: This is why I refuse to watch this show with you.
texts: wanda & mason
Mason: omg
Mason: he just got in bed with me and asked if you could give cpr to animals and i'm really concerned.
Wanda: If he gives mouth-to-mouth to a goat then I'm going old school Sokovian mother and cursing in Russian while I wash out his mouth with soap.
Wanda: Kat just quieted down, I might bring her to the bedroom in a bit. I'll have to see if Viz can check the hallways for goats before I head out with her.